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What would you buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??

A muzzle
2 (18.2%)
New set of false teeth
1 (9.1%)
A one way ticket out of the U.S.
3 (27.3%)
A broom
1 (9.1%)
She doesn't deserve a gift
2 (18.2%)
Other
2 (18.2%)

Total Members Voted: 10

Voting closed: December 27, 2019, 08:45:22 pm

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What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« on: December 22, 2019, 08:45:22 pm »
In all fairness Judge Jeanine took to the streets and did a similar poll.

I voted muzzle.

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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2019, 08:51:15 pm »
A short section of rope,and a chair.
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2019, 08:54:09 pm »
A broom with training wheels (kind of like a walker).
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2019, 08:58:49 pm »
A short section of rope,and a chair.

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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2019, 11:16:41 pm »
Nipple clamps.   :smokin:
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2019, 11:26:18 pm »
Nipple clamps.   :smokin:

  happy77  Didn't quite expect the answers that I'm getting.   :shrug:   
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2019, 11:34:06 pm »
  happy77  Didn't quite expect the answers that I'm getting.   :shrug:

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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2019, 11:49:51 pm »
A red Ryder completely auto air rifle complete with a thick steel reflective target.
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2019, 12:24:12 am »
A red Ryder completely auto air rifle complete with a thick steel reflective target.

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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2019, 04:27:37 am »
A lump of coal and a utility shutoff notice.

She can get cold or up her carbon footprint!
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2019, 02:21:24 pm »
I wouldn't spend a red cent on her. She spends too munch of my money now and wants it all.
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2019, 02:28:18 pm »
Two hours on Harry Reid's exercise equipment...

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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2019, 02:40:08 pm »
Surely a lump of coal should have been among the options provided.
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2019, 02:42:19 pm »
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2019, 03:37:47 pm »
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2019, 05:41:13 pm »
After watching that Q and A posted on another thread I wish to change my answer from "nipple clamps' to a Drool Cup.
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