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What would you buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??

A muzzle
2 (18.2%)
New set of false teeth
1 (9.1%)
A one way ticket out of the U.S.
3 (27.3%)
A broom
1 (9.1%)
She doesn't deserve a gift
2 (18.2%)
Other
2 (18.2%)

Total Members Voted: 10

Voting closed: December 27, 2019, 03:45:22 pm

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What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« on: December 22, 2019, 03:45:22 pm »
In all fairness Judge Jeanine took to the streets and did a similar poll.

I voted muzzle.

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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2019, 03:51:15 pm »
A short section of rope,and a chair.
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2019, 03:54:09 pm »
A broom with training wheels (kind of like a walker).
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2019, 03:58:49 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on December 22, 2019, 03:51:15 pm
A short section of rope,and a chair.

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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2019, 06:16:41 pm »
Nipple clamps.   :smokin:
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2019, 06:26:18 pm »
Quote from: The Ghost on December 22, 2019, 06:16:41 pm
Nipple clamps.   :smokin:

  happy77  Didn't quite expect the answers that I'm getting.   :shrug:   
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2019, 06:34:06 pm »
Quote from: libertybele on December 22, 2019, 06:26:18 pm
  happy77  Didn't quite expect the answers that I'm getting.   :shrug:

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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2019, 06:49:51 pm »
A red Ryder completely auto air rifle complete with a thick steel reflective target.
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2019, 07:24:12 pm »
Quote from: Sighlass on December 22, 2019, 06:49:51 pm
A red Ryder completely auto air rifle complete with a thick steel reflective target.

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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2019, 11:27:37 pm »
A lump of coal and a utility shutoff notice.

She can get cold or up her carbon footprint!
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2019, 09:21:24 am »
I wouldn't spend a red cent on her. She spends too munch of my money now and wants it all.
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2019, 09:28:18 am »
Two hours on Harry Reid's exercise equipment...
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2019, 09:40:08 am »
Surely a lump of coal should have been among the options provided.
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2019, 09:42:19 am »
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2019, 10:37:47 am »
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Re: What Would You Buy Speaker Pelosi for Christmas??
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2019, 12:41:13 pm »
After watching that Q and A posted on another thread I wish to change my answer from "nipple clamps' to a Drool Cup.
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