Author Topic: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018 (Read 28469 times)

Machiavelli · « **on:** Monday, Jan 01, 2018 06:48 am »

New thread.

2017 thread

2013-2016 thread

DCPatriot · « **Reply #1 on:** Thursday, Jan 04, 2018 04:15 am »

DCPatriot · « **Reply #2 on:** Saturday, Jan 06, 2018 06:55 am »

DCPatriot · « **Reply #3 on:** Wednesday, Jan 10, 2018 11:02 am »

DCPatriot · « **Reply #4 on:** Monday, Jan 15, 2018 02:49 pm »

Marcus Williams memes

Cyber Liberty · « **Reply #5 on:** Monday, Jan 15, 2018 07:06 pm »

DCPatriot · « **Reply #6 on:** Wednesday, Jan 17, 2018 12:25 pm »

DCPatriot · « **Reply #7 on:** Wednesday, Jan 17, 2018 12:29 pm »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #8 on:** Thursday, Feb 01, 2018 07:51 pm »

Partially redacted Nunes memo released.

neontaster@neontaster
2 hours ago

The memo will come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom bitcoin
That tomorrow
Won't be fun

Think pieces and Tweets
Tomorrow
Make want to drown away the sorrow
with bourbon!

Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
A sh*t show tomorrow!
We'll forget about it by Monday!

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #9 on:** Thursday, Feb 01, 2018 10:26 pm »

TWlTTER DOT COM SLASH PIXELATED BOAT@pixelatedboat
4 hours ago

People are touting Joe Kennedy III as a future president but I wonder if theyâ€™d be as enthusiastic if they knew about his controversial stance on windowsill pie theft:

jmyrlefuller · « **Reply #10 on:** Tuesday, Feb 06, 2018 12:05 pm »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #11 on:** Wednesday, Feb 07, 2018 05:17 pm »

Mujahed Kobbe @Moj_kobe
3 hours ago

It was all just one 7 hr long #TideAd

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #12 on:** Thursday, Feb 08, 2018 07:48 am »

https://www.theonion.com/white-supremacist-tired-after-long-day-of-interviews-wi-1822818329
White Supremacist Tired After Long Day Of Interviews With Mainstream News Outlets

GEORGETOWN, OHâ€”Following conversations with the Washington Post, the Los Angeles Times, and Newsweek, white supremacist Bryan McCafferty was reportedly exhausted Thursday after a long day of interviews with mainstream news outlets. â€œGod, I really want to just get home and sleep, but I still have a sit-down with the New York Times at 7:30, and my CNN segment is filming right after at nine,â€ said McCafferty, lamenting that he didnâ€™t have a spare minute to finish email correspondences about rural neo-Nazis with NPR and PBS NewsHour because a Salon reporter accompanied him this week to better understand his hatred of black and Hispanic neighbors. â€œDonâ€™t get me wrong, Iâ€™m excited to spread the message of a white ethnostate, but I just canâ€™t do any more phone interviews with Chris Hayes or Jake Tapper while Iâ€™m driving my kids to school. Itâ€™s draining.â€ McCafferty added that heâ€™s at least been fortunate enough to still find time to harass local minorities and Jews.

Machiavelli · « **Reply #13 on:** Saturday, Feb 10, 2018 07:15 am »

240B · « **Reply #14 on:** Saturday, Feb 10, 2018 08:01 am »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #15 on:** Saturday, Feb 10, 2018 01:38 pm »

http://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-announce-plan-pretend-fiscally-conservative-moment-democrat-takes-office/

Republicans Announce Plan To Pretend To Be Fiscally Conservative Again The Moment A Democrat Takes Office

WASHINGTON, D.C.â€”During a budgetary discussion Friday, Republican lawmakers announced a plan to pretend to be fiscally conservative again if a Democrat takes office again in 2020 or 2024.

The GOP said it would begin to decry deficit spending and the $20 trillion debt in order to win votes as soon as political power swung back to the opposing party.

â€œThe second a Democrat is back in the White House, we will once again start yelling about fiscal responsibility,â€ Speaker Paul Ryan said in an address to the House of Representatives Friday. â€œFor now, we will continue to vote for unsustainable and irresponsible budgets that your childrenâ€™s childrenâ€™s children will pay for for centuries to come.â€

At publishing time, Republicans further announced they would pretend to oppose giving Planned Parenthood a half billion dollars year after year once they need conservative votersâ€™ support to regain their offices.

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #16 on:** Saturday, Feb 10, 2018 01:43 pm »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #17 on:** Wednesday, Feb 14, 2018 05:07 pm »

The Onion @TheOnion
Feb 13

White House Now Just Holding Continuous Going-Away Party For Departing Staffers https://trib.al/mX3LYoQ

Machiavelli · « **Reply #18 on:** Sunday, Feb 25, 2018 08:48 am »

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Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #19 on:** Friday, Mar 02, 2018 11:38 am »

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From @UtahReps: "Our representatives have taken the time to explain how a law is made...with a surprise twist. Give it a listen and share so all your friends can know how laws are made! #utpol"

Machiavelli · « **Reply #20 on:** Saturday, Mar 03, 2018 06:44 am »

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJfhB3Vj_G8

Slip18 · « **Reply #21 on:** Monday, Mar 05, 2018 05:55 am »

Quote from: Once-Ler on Thursday, Feb 01, 2018 10:26 pm

TWlTTER DOT COM SLASH PIXELATED BOAT@pixelatedboat
4 hours ago

People are touting Joe Kennedy III as a future president but I wonder if theyâ€™d be as enthusiastic if they knew about his controversial stance on windowsill pie theft:

The red-headed Kennedy was probably drooling over the pie itself.

I was honestly thinking of a sea urchin. They are a protected species in California, along with everything else under the sun.

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #22 on:** Tuesday, Mar 06, 2018 10:01 pm »

Machiavelli · « **Reply #23 on:** Thursday, Mar 15, 2018 08:05 am »

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #24 on:** Thursday, Mar 15, 2018 09:05 am »

Quote from: Machiavelli on Thursday, Mar 15, 2018 08:05 am

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

I loled

Polly Ticks · « **Reply #25 on:** Thursday, Mar 15, 2018 09:30 am »

Quote from: Machiavelli on Thursday, Mar 15, 2018 08:05 am

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

jmyrlefuller · « **Reply #26 on:** Tuesday, Mar 20, 2018 02:02 pm »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #27 on:** Friday, Mar 23, 2018 05:14 pm »

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Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #28 on:** Friday, Mar 30, 2018 09:57 am »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #29 on:** Friday, Mar 30, 2018 09:58 am »

Machiavelli · « **Reply #30 on:** Friday, Mar 30, 2018 11:48 am »

Quote from: Once-Ler on Friday, Mar 30, 2018 09:57 am

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #31 on:** Friday, Mar 30, 2018 04:24 pm »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #32 on:** Friday, Mar 30, 2018 05:43 pm »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #33 on:** Wednesday, Apr 04, 2018 04:28 pm »

The President is on the left.

Machiavelli · « **Reply #34 on:** Wednesday, Apr 04, 2018 04:43 pm »

Quote from: Once-Ler on Wednesday, Apr 04, 2018 04:28 pm

The President is on the left.

jmyrlefuller · « **Reply #35 on:** Thursday, Apr 05, 2018 07:43 am »

Spring in Rochester

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #36 on:** Thursday, Apr 05, 2018 06:46 pm »

Quote from: jmyrlefuller on Thursday, Apr 05, 2018 07:43 am

Spring in Rochester

That's a lot of global warming.

Machiavelli · « **Reply #37 on:** Friday, Apr 06, 2018 10:46 am »

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Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #38 on:** Friday, Apr 06, 2018 01:47 pm »

Rush referenced this old joke today. Hope it's new for some of you.

Rush Limbaugh, gets onto an elevator. The only other passenger is Hillary Clinton. She tears off all her clothes, throws herself on the floor and begs him, "Rush, make a woman out of me." So Limbaugh tears off all his clothes, throws them at Clinton and says, "Fold those."

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #39 on:** Friday, Apr 13, 2018 07:34 am »

https://twitter.com/exjon/status/984585584109760512
jon gabriel @exjon
15 hours ago

The details in this Comey book are crazy.

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #40 on:** Friday, Apr 13, 2018 07:53 am »

Polly Ticks · « **Reply #41 on:** Friday, Apr 13, 2018 12:04 pm »

Machiavelli · « **Reply #42 on:** Saturday, Apr 14, 2018 10:02 am »

!What Should Have Happened at the Facebook Hearing

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #43 on:** Wednesday, Apr 18, 2018 10:55 am »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #44 on:** Thursday, Apr 19, 2018 05:54 am »

You Had One Job @_youhadonejob1
45 minutes ago

You think sheâ€™d look happier.

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #45 on:** Friday, Apr 20, 2018 09:35 am »

Cyber Liberty · « **Reply #46 on:** Friday, Apr 20, 2018 09:59 am »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #47 on:** Tuesday, Apr 24, 2018 11:02 pm »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #48 on:** Wednesday, Apr 25, 2018 12:25 am »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #49 on:** Wednesday, Apr 25, 2018 12:37 am »