Roy Moore and a buddy are talking. Moore says “I’m Jesus Christ.â€
His buddy cocked an eye at him and says, “You’re crazy!â€
“I can prove it,†Moore says. His buddy says, “Okay, I’ll bite, prove it.â€
Moore takes him into a bar, bartender says, “Jesus Christ, are you back again?!â€

Hey, gimme a break I’m bored. Just killing some time till the polls close...