Wikileaks: Clinton Campaign Chairman Practices Aleister Crowley Black Magic Menstrual blood, semen and breast milk: Most bizarre Wikileaks revelation yet

[Charlespg]

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/16498

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/15893


WARNING NSFW or lunch 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EsJLNGVJ7E

ia ia cthulhu fhtagn!

:wtf!:

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

Good lord!?! 

[skeeter]

I wonder how Pedestal liked his sperm & breastmilk smoothie.

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

I wonder how Pedestal liked his sperm & breastmilk smoothie.

Just like Grandma used to make!

[skeeter]

 

[jpsb]

I wonder how Pedestal liked his sperm & breastmilk smoothie.

Yes but Trump said the P word.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9xbokQO4M0

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

Yes but Trump said the P word.

Podesta ain't running for President.

[jpsb]

Podesta ain't running for President.

Don't be obtuse he will be in the White House in a Clinton administration.

[r9etb]

Podesta ain't running for President.

True.  But it does cast an unflattering light on the interests and practices of Hillary's inner circle -- overweening pretentiousness and a devotion to ugly "art" being the key to the kingdom in that world.

Still, I doubt Hillary herself would go to such an event, unless there were a $250k speaking fee at stake.

[Frank Cannon]

Holy shit. What a bunch of sick freaks.

[HAPPY2BME]

 Paul Joseph Watson - November 4, 2016

In what is undoubtedly the most bizarre Wikileaks revelation to date, Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta was invited to a “spirit cooking dinner” by performance artist Marina Abramovic, to take part in an occult ritual founded by Satanist Aleister Crowley.

In an email dated June 28, 2015, Abramovic wrote, “I am so looking forward to the Spirit Cooking dinner at my place. Do you think you will be able to let me know if your brother is joining? All my love, Marina.”

Tony Podesta then forwarded the email to his brother John Podesta (Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman), asking him, “Are you in NYC Thursday July 9 Marina wants you to come to dinner.”

http://www.infowars.com/spirit-cooking-clinton-campaign-chairman-invited-to-bizarre-satanic-performance/

[HAPPY2BME]

Significant, if partisan, find showing how the Clintons supported child stealer Laura Silsby

from r/The_Donald

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5aupnh/breaking_i_believe_i_have_connected_a_convicted/ …

[HAPPY2BME]

from r/The_Donald

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5aupnh/breaking_i_believe_i_have_connected_a_convicted/

The individual in question is one Laura Silsby, former director of The New Life Children's Refuge. She was caught trying to steal 33 children from the country, most of whom were not even orphans and had families.

Hillary has a LONG history of interest in Ms. Silsby. Wikileak emails dating back till at least 2001 have been found in her archives discussing Laura's NGO. Laura had claimed she planned to build an orphanage in the Dominican Republic, but authorities in the country said she never submitted an application for this purpose. They instead located to Haiti.

Sources:

    https://wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/10BUENOSAIRES166_a.html

    https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/3465

Huma Abedin was constantly forwarding Hillary articles on this woman's organization:

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/2772

One of the first things Hillary did when she took over the scene in Haiti was to get Laura off the hook:

http://harvardhrj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/King.pdf

And the attorney who represented Laura Silsby? A man who was himself convicted as a sex trafficker:

https://wikileaks.org/gifiles/docs/32/323249_-os-haiti-us-legal-adviser-to-u-s-haiti-missionaries.html

Even more disturbing, we uncovered an email in Wikileaks where they are literally pricing how much it costs to transport children:

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/3741

Again, this was the same group that got busted by Haitian Authorities trying to Traffic kids.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Life_Children%27s_Refuge_case

They're in the Clinton Emails;

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/3741

Pitch for funding or some shit, super sketchy.

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/3465

This looks like Mills & co are drafting statements following extradition.

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/2772

Help me research!!! There are surely more emails to be found in Wikileaks on this! If we can connect the Clintons to a child abductor their campaign is DONE!!!

EDIT: Wanted to add this email showing HRC contacting a lawyer regarding the 10 people who were arrested for their roles in this kidnapping case, thanks /u/Look_See_Think for bringing me this:

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/3539

EDIT 2: More info on this story:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1249280/Haiti-earthquake-Missionaries-led-Laura-Silsby-accused-stealing-orphans.html

[HAPPY2BME]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EsJLNGVJ7E

[Quix]

Holy shit. What a bunch of sick freaks.

Some of us have been asserting that for decades.

However, because we couldn't effectively prove it in a court of law, many dyed-in-the-wool skeptics would not believe a shred of such facts and assertions.

Glad you noticed their true nature, this time.

BTW, I believe this is but the tip of an uglier iceberg. There've been multiple reports that in order to be initiated into the top ranks of the elite power-mongers, one must participate in a ceremony where one's own child is sexually tortured & killed, then eaten in a satan worshiping ceremony.

Such things were predicted 2,000 years ago, folks.

As in the days of Noah . . . {so it will be in the END TIMES}

And so it is.

Babylonian occult and child killing practices have been increasingly rife in the National and global culture. It's what the cream {gag} of the crop do so gleefully . . . with sad vacant, possessed looks in many of their eyes.

[Quix]

True.  But it does cast an unflattering light on the interests and practices of Hillary's inner circle -- overweening pretentiousness and a devotion to ugly "art" being the key to the kingdom in that world.

Still, I doubt Hillary herself would go to such an event, unless there were a $250k speaking fee at stake.

As I understand it . . . Shrillery made 6 trips to orgy island and Billdo 26.

And, evidently, the NYPD has video of Shrillery having sex with underage girls.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1144650/pg1

[HAPPY2BME]

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/95752720#p95765588

PODESTA IS A F--KING PEDO Anonymous (ID: qymNxRx3) 11/02/16(Wed)17:17:20 No.95752720 Archived

    Lads, remember this email titled "pizza.jpg" that only had pic related attached?

    They are showing off wares to Podesta and Hillary's high level staff. They are shopping a kid essentially.

    Jeffery Epstein's Lolita Express' flight log shows a lot of trips to Asia:

    https://i.sli.mg/8XLWle.png

    Lots of pedos came out for the Indian tsunami too; it was around that time that GHWB and WJC teamed up to do a big new charity initiative.

    http://archive.is/Y3qya

    Original email here.

    https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/10037

[Cripplecreek]

Methinks Wikileaks is just trolling simple minded Trumpers.

[guitar4jesus]

Methinks Wikileaks is just trolling simple minded Trumpers.

 

[HAPPY2BME]

3 Years ago, an anonymous redditor shared his "Mountain of Original Research for a Massive International Pedophile Ring"

from r/The_Donald

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5avcku/3_years_ago_an_anonymous_redditor_shared_his/

from r/The_Donald

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5avcku/3_years_ago_an_anonymous_redditor_shared_his/

[Silver Pines]

Methinks Wikileaks is just trolling simple minded Trumpers.

@Cripplecreek

They seem to have an unlimited appetite for crazy.

"

[Quix]

Thanks @Charlespg, I think.

Readers of the Alternative Realities forum may have already seen the link and video but I didn't want to give it the 'glory' of its own thread as it was just sooooo  outrageously distasteful, disgusting and horrible, to me.

{see currently 8th post down here:

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,232213.0.html
 }

Nevertheless, I think folks need to wake-up to the level of evil being wallowed in, worshiped at the higher levels of power in our Nation and on our planet.

And bandaids won't fix it.

[TomSea]

Methinks Wikileaks is just trolling simple minded Trumpers.

Is that the same for Romney supporters too?

McCain supporters? Bush supporters?

Are there any Republican nominees you have supported?

Who's talking about trolling again?

[jpsb]

As I understand it . . . Shrillery made 6 trips to orgy island and Billdo 26.

And, evidently, the NYPD has video of Shrillery having sex with underage girls.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1144650/pg1

How creditable is True Pundit?

[Quix]

How creditable is True Pundit?

How logical is this story via True Pundit?

IIRC, There's multiple sources of evidence about such revelations. But even if True Pundit were the only one, given all the other stuff I know, I'd trust it on this one.

[ABX]

Did I not say this was going to get totally bizarre?

I am not sure how much to read into this though, are they having her over because she seems to be an occultist nut or because she is a crazy artist and that's what society people do. Have a loony artist entertain them during social engagements. This lady has shown in some major galleries like MOMA (not saying she is a real artist but you know how a lot of modern art is). It would be like having a nutty actor or musician over for a meal with friends just because that's what they do.

What I'm worried about is these stories are static to distract from something real that is about to drop.

[Quix]

Did I not say this was going to get totally bizarre?

I am not sure how much to read into this though, are they having her over because she seems to be an occultist nut or because she is a crazy artist and that's what society people do. Have a loony artist entertain them during social engagements. This lady has shown in some major galleries like MOMA (not saying she is a real artist but you know how a lot of modern art is). It would be like having a nutty actor or musician over for a meal with friends just because that's what they do.

What I'm worried about is these stories are static to distract from something real that is about to drop.

imho,

it is foolhardy to try and dress up satanic carp in whitewash and fine linen.

Satanism is satanism

And it ALWAYS carries a deadly price tag.

Winking at it won't  help.

[HAPPY2BME]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I-LQTkytR8

[kidd]

Podesta ain't running for President.

I know what you mean.
I hate it that this is what is drawing attention today.

The former SoS sold favors. Many of them were highly significant and we may be forever screwed.
The former SoS put highly classified information in a place where our enemies could hack it. There is no indication that this carelessness will stop.
She stole federal records from the National Archives. A felony that disqualifies her from running for office.

Yet her campaign manager is getting all the attention today because he is a pig.
It smells like a distraction.

[Quix]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I-LQTkytR8

THANK YOU, Lord God  Yehovah!

Please bless and protect Ben Carson.

May you speak mightily, clearly and effectively through him to millions of the ignorant and blind.

May he help awaken, by your Spirit, the walking dead, the sheeple, the lemmings, the Eloi shuffling off toward the caverns of the Morlachs, before it's too late--as it almost is.

Please protect his family and all his goings and comings; all his doings and all his property.

Please post an extra legion of angelic guards around him and his family.

So be it, Amen.

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

Please post an extra legion of angelic guards around him and his family.

Damn! Makes me want to play Heroes of Might and Magic 3!

[Quix]

I know what you mean.
I hate it that this is what is drawing attention today.

The former SoS sold favors. Many of them were highly significant and we may be forever screwed.
The former SoS put highly classified information in a place where our enemies could hack it. There is no indication that this carelessness will stop.
She stole federal records from the National Archives. A felony that disqualifies her from running for office.

Yet her campaign manager is getting all the attention today because he is a pig.
It smells like a distraction.

It may be a measure of a distraction.

However, the point is . . . Shrillery PARTICIPATED in the sex with young girls etc. etc. etc. . . . and Podesta is merely . . . the high level gopher . . .

And there's some assertions that the NYPD has video proof of Shrillery doing such deeds with  young girls--videoed in the act.

[Cripplecreek]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDVLMS_Yhe4

 

[Charlespg]

Podesta ain't running for President.

No but these dammed degenerates are in Clinton's  circle

[sinkspur]

This place is turning into TOS with all the crazy conspiracies.  All we need is Michael Rivero.

[Charlespg]

@Cripplecreek

They seem to have an unlimited appetite for crazy.

"

and this stuff isn't crazy ?

you can hate trump and his supporters fine  ..But I don't want Podestra and  these loons any where near the white house
this isn't ordinary  crazy .its S*** House rat crazy


               did anyone else expect  a  shoggoth to come busting thought the wall

[Quix]

No but these dammed degenerates are in Clinton's  circle

Absolutely indeed.

Though, actually, I suspect that Dillbo and Shrillery are both far more evil degenerates than their underlings.

[Quix]

This place is turning into TOS with all the crazy conspiracies.  All we need is Michael Rivero.

Welll, well. Are you the real sinkspur?

Perhaps you could let me know . . . who among us put a gun to your head and required you, under pain of death, to read in this forum?

And, in terms of globalism . . . are you calling THAT horrid evil a crazy conspiracy? If so, what do you make of the following quotes in the globalists' own words? Do you consider all the quotes crazy-untrue or what? How many 10's of thousands of pages have you read about globalism? It is NOT a theory. Hasn't been for at least 200 years.

And the last 30-50 years, they've gotten increasingly eager to reach their finish-line of global tyranny.

Here's the quotes' webpage:

http://www.secretsofthefed.com/22-quotes-that-lay-out-the-elites-agenda/

A sampling of the quotes--which ones do you consider crazy-untrue?

.
. . .
3. “Today the path of total dictatorship in the United States can be laid by strictly legal means, unseen and unheard by the Congress, the President, or the people. Outwardly we have a Constitutional government. We have operating within our government and political system, another body representing another form of government – a bureaucratic elite.”
Senator William Jenner, 1954
.
. . .
5. “The real truth of the matter is, as you and I know, that a financial element in the larger centers has owned the Government ever since the days of Andrew Jackson.”
A letter written by FDR to Colonel House, November 21st, l933
.
6. “The depression was the calculated ‘shearing’ of the public by the World Money powers, triggered by the planned sudden shortage of supply of call money in the New York money market….The One World Government leaders and their ever close bankers have now acquired full control of the money and credit machinery of the U.S. via the creation of the privately owned Federal Reserve Bank.”
Curtis Dall, FDR’s son-in-law as quoted in his book, My Exploited Father-in-Law
.
. . .
12. “I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the civilized world. No longer a government by free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men.”
President Woodrow Wilson 1916
.
. . .
14. “The drive of the Rockefellers and their allies is to create a one-world government combining super capitalism and Communism under the same tent, all under their control…. Do I mean conspiracy? Yes I do. I am convinced there is such a plot, international in scope, generations old in planning, and incredibly evil in intent.”
– Congressman Larry P. McDonald, 1976, killed in the Korean Airlines 747 that was shot down by the Soviets
.
15. “Some even believe we (the Rockefeller family) are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as ‘internationalists’ and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure – one world, if you will. If that’s the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it.”
– David Rockefeller, Memoirs, page 405
.
16. “It is the system of nationalist individualism that has to go….We are living in the end of the sovereign states….In the great struggle to evoke a Westernized World Socialism, contemporary governments may vanish….Countless people…will hate the new world order….and will die protesting against it.” – H.G. Wells, in his book, “The New World Order”, 1940
.
. . .
20. “We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order.”
– David Rockefeller
.
. . .

= = =
Soooooooo, @sinkspur, what conspiracies do you consider crazy and which ones do you consider valid, true descriptions of tangible reality?

And how do you distinguish?

It has persistently sounded like you label anything anyone might call a conspiracy as crazy regardless of the facts.

If the facts don't mean anything to you in assigning such labels as "crazy," what does mean something worthwhile to you?

If you have never read say such 22 quotes out of a readily available 150 on some sites . . . what gives you the studied, researched, well-read knowledge to justify calling globalism a crazy-untrue conspiracy? A PhD in audacity?

If you seriously think that Shrillery--someone the Secret Service has verified as a practicing, literal witch--is a wonderful, honorable, grandmotherly old lady who deserves to be President--and that any accusations asserting she's an evil Marxist, globalist, satanist must automatically be crazy-wrong--what do you base such an assumption, judgment on?

I probably has some more questions lurking that your broadside stirred up but I'll stop there, for now.

[Quix]

and this stuff isn't crazy ?

you can hate trump and his supporters fine  ..But I don't want Podestra and  these loons any where near the white house
this isn't ordinary  crazy .its S*** House rat crazy


               did anyone else expect  a  shoggoth to come busting thought the wall

Well put. Though I have no idea what a "shoggoth" is. LOL.

The worst that has been leaked so far . . . e.g. the NYPD purportedly having video of Shrillery having a sex romp with young girls . . . I suspect that the worst . . . including the "Spirit Cooking" ceremony . . . will turn out to have been a mild tip of the iceberg compared to the reality commonly engaged in in the deeper darker halls of power.

[Quix]

This thread isn't in the Alternate Realities forum but I think it fits the umbrella as I construe it . . . . . . so a ping to the AR ping list:

@Cyber Liberty
@DCPatriot
@Freya
@Ghost Bear
@GrannyMinimum
@Idaho_Cowboy
@jedidah
@Mom MD
@mrpotatohead
@roamer_1
@Smokin Joe
@the_doc
@Victoria33
@WorkingClassFilth

[Smokin Joe]

Well put. Though I have no idea what a "shoggoth" is. LOL.

The worst that has been leaked so far . . . e.g. the NYPD purportedly having video of Shrillery having a sex romp with young girls . . . I suspect that the worst . . . including the "Spirit Cooking" ceremony . . . will turn out to have been a mild tip of the iceberg compared to the reality commonly engaged in in the deeper darker halls of power.

People forget that Trump is involved with some of the same people, including Hillary, Epstein, and others. While that doesn't necessarily implicate him in their activities, recall that he has been involved in at least the periphery of the salaciousness, or Liz Mair's PAC wouldn't have had ad copy.
Whether he is involved in the satanic aspects I don't pretend to know, but his consummate Biblical knowledge and the professed absence of any belief that he has sinned sure make me wonder just who he worships, if he worships someone besides himself.
By their fruits shall ye know them, and the actions of his primary campaign were anything but a paragon of virtue.

[Quix]

People forget that Trump is involved with some of the same people, including Hillary, Epstein, and others. While that doesn't necessarily implicate him in their activities, recall that he has been involved in at least the periphery of the salaciousness, or Liz Mair's PAC wouldn't have had ad copy.
Whether he is involved in the satanic aspects I don't pretend to know, but his consummate Biblical knowledge and the professed absence of any belief that he has sinned sure make me wonder just who he worships, if he worships someone besides himself.
By their fruits shall ye know them, and the actions of his primary campaign were anything but a paragon of virtue.

Have never claimed Trump was a saint by any stretch of the imagination.

I merely assert that Shrillery et al are FAR WORSE . . . well beyond bone morrow satanic evil . . . if not to the max, durn near it.

Any Christian that fails to do everything they reasonably can to  prevent such a satanist to become President isn't giving the same weight I am to the importance of keeping Shrillery out of the WH, imho.

I do realize that all this is Kabuki theater. I do realize that the oligarchy will highly likely to virtually certainly INSTALL whomever they wish in the WH however they wish . . . AND . . . that they will CONTINUE to work their satanic goals and strategies out regardless of who they install in the WH.

I'm sorry my emotions about the SPIRIT COOKING and child sex abuse wound me up to such a degree that I didn't choose my words based on reality and logic but on emotion, instead. I'm very sorry to have offended anyone among our brothers and sisters hereon.

Thanks, @roamer_1 for waking me up to my absurdity.


Though, actually, I think our prayers will mean far more about the SElection than our votes.

I've already voted. Yes, for Trump.

Maybe folks haven't brushed up against real satan worshiping outrageous stuff.

I have. It's far from pretty and it tends to be very difficult to help people break free.

[Smokin Joe]

Have never claimed Trump was a saint by any stretch of the imagination.

I merely assert that Shrillery et al are FAR WORSE . . . well beyond bone morrow satanic evil . . . if not to the max, durn near it.

Any Christian that fails to do everything they reasonably can to  prevent such a satanist to become President doesn't deserve the name "Christian," imho.

Though, actually, I think our prayers will mean far more about the SElection than our votes.

I've already voted. Yes, for Trump.

Maybe folks haven't brushed up against real satan worshiping outrageous stuff.

I have. It's far from pretty and it tends to be very difficult to help people break free.

My friend, you vote as you feel you must. I think our prayers will mean much, too, and this election is in His hands, after all. As for the satan worshipers, yes they are real, they permeate the halls of power (it's what they sold their souls for and it is heady bait). They engage in vile practices, things most horror movie watchers would blanch at, and they account for at least some of the missing children out there every year, not to mention livestock.

I trust The Almighty to limit their power, and that is where prayer comes in.

At the same time I will cast a ballot for a candidate who acknowledges the dominion of my Saviour.

[INVAR]

Did I not say this was going to get totally bizarre?

I am not sure how much to read into this though, are they having her over because she seems to be an occultist nut or because she is a crazy artist and that's what society people do. Have a loony artist entertain them during social engagements. This lady has shown in some major galleries like MOMA (not saying she is a real artist but you know how a lot of modern art is). It would be like having a nutty actor or musician over for a meal with friends just because that's what they do.

What I'm worried about is these stories are static to distract from something real that is about to drop.

I tend to believe it given what Gary Aldrich recalled about Xmas in Hillary's White House:

Mrs. Clinton directed her staff to ask art students for decorations on the theme of "The Twelve Days of Christmas." Milton said that in response the staff received a variety of sexually explicit ornaments which the staff hung on the tree anyway. Among the items hung on the tree, according to Milton, were a "mobile of 'twelve lords a-leaping,' each in full erection; a variety of ornaments fashioned from crack pipes and condoms….Hillary’s social secretary, Ann Stock, came down, carefully looked at the tree and its decorations and pronounced it “perfect” and “delightful.” …

[jpsb]

Below is a handy cheat sheet to use to decode leaked emails

[jpsb]

Well put. Though I have no idea what a "shoggoth" is. LOL.

[Neverdul]

Below is a handy cheat sheet to use to decode leaked emails

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This past summer I had my niece’s four little girls (Mel age 8 and the triplets, Madi, Lilli and Helen age 7) over for a 3-day 2-night sleep over with their favorite Great Aunt – Me.

My great niece and I were emailing and texting back and forth a few days before hand as to the “logistics”.

Some of our conversations went like this:

My niece: do you need me to bring any food when I drop them off at your place?

Me: No you don’t need to bring food for them. I went to the grocery store already.

Me: I bought some pizza kits so the girls can help make their own pizzas.

My niece: Great but you do know Helen doesn’t like either sausage or pepperoni – right?

Me: Yes. I remember so I got one cheese pizza kit.

All this talk about pizza....

Me: I also got hot dogs. Both turkey hot dogs and regular ones for lunch on Saturday.

My niece: Cool.

Me: Are you OK with me giving them ice cream?  I got two kinds – vanilla and chocolate but I have both chocolate and caramel sauce and some nut toppings, whipped cream, cherries and bananas - I figure we can make Sundays.

My niece: Sure, not a problem, but don’t let Lilly talk you into second (or third) helpings on the ice cream. And believe me, she will try. That girl loves her ice cream. Also Madi, like me is allergic to coconut.

Me: No problem.

Hot dogs ice cream and nuts.

Me: I’m going to make spaghetti for dinner Saturday night. And some Mac & Cheese to go along with the hot dogs because everyone likes pasta!

My niece: They will love that. PASTA!!!

Pasta

Me: I got juice boxes too!

My niece: I’ll bring some too. But don’t let them drink too much or drink too close to bed time.

Juice boxes sounds dirty and drink too much? Must be a code word for giving them liquor.

Me: I put gas in my car so when I switch vehicles with you, you will have plenty in the tank.

My niece: OK. I have the van filled up also.

Because all pedos drive vans

Me: Just want to confirm that we are going to meet up at the kid’s science museum on Sunday morning. Do you have directions? I can send you a link on Google maps?

My niece: No. I’ve got it already – in my GPS.

Maps.

Me: I’ve got some fun activities planned, some crafts.

My niece: They will love that!  Let’s just hope it doesn’t get too messy ; )

Crafts. Arts and crafts or witch craft?

Me: The one thing you can pack is some kid movies.

My niece: Sure. Have you seen the Lego movie? It’s pretty funny even for adults.  That and the Sponge Bob movie.

Me: OK. Just no Toy Story. I’ve seen that way too many times : )

Legos, Sponge Bob and the Toy Story movie have all been tied to Satanism. s/



Obviously this email chain proves that I’m a pedophile and a satanist and so is my niece.

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

Below is a handy cheat sheet to use to decode leaked emails

REally dumb, jpsb.

[Oceander]

REally dumb, jpsb.

What else would you expect from jpsb?

[Cripplecreek]

REally dumb, jpsb.

They don't even care if its real or false anymore. They just wanna use it like the democrats would.