2016 NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK ONE![](http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/MISC-1/1-A-NFL-Week-1.jpg)
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Well, after the Sooners...
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got mauled by UH--
There should be some OU Gals...
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that need my brand of comforting!
Now now, Bendy-- Forget those Okie shanks....
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The 11th is my "Braindead" series final and afterward, I can spend all my time taking care of you!
Clam down, Mary Liz-- We'll get started on more of the good stuff just as soon...
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as I give my picks for week one.
Well, I'll keep...
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the covers warm for ya--
Rats! They cancel my series and Bendy goes younger...
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for Antgal!
Well, Alicia, when ants like Mary Liz get in your pants...
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you just gotta go with the flow--
Okay, campers-- It is Week One and I am damn sure...
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ready for some football!
Thursday, Sept. 8 the "Me! Me! Me Cam!" Cittycats will feast on Manning Heavy's Old Nee-high Nags--
Sunday, Sept. 11 we find the Bucking Ears stealing all of Vick's Old Black Byrds gold--
Allegra's Old Earlers will make the DeBridged Viqueens' Fat Lady sing--
The Chipless Iggles have no joy as Johnny Football-less Brownies eke out a close win while RG.2 tries his best to give the game away--
TCU North visits from Cincy, shooting down the sky high hope of the Jersey Jets--
The Breezer is becalmed as Seven's Waiders wade through, leaving the Ain'ts high and dry--
My Old Dallas Texans do everything they can and more to chase the Bolts back to Diegoland winless--
King Rex decrees his Buffalo Wingers to romp and stomp Crab City's Black Byrds-- And they do.
Allegra's Favorite Texicans, JJ and the Clown, fold, spindle and mutilat Jay Cutler and his Cubbies--
The Texicans bring JJ & Cowney to a football game. You bring Jay Cutler...
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and get your ass beat. That's the Chicago Bears way!
It is easy going for big's Packer Wackers as they glide in 3rd gear over the Jagoffs--
Miami swims all the way across the nation to just get kick in the fins by the Seahags--
Lots of Luck about as the Indy Ponies tromp Detroit's Loinchops--
Impy's Old Chi-town Cards don't have to face The Tom, but they get Jimmy Grab'emlow and big is not happy--
Monday, Sept. 12, we have the twilight double bill of three teams that suck and one that doesn't--
Damn, Bendy-- That's...
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just mean--
The Deadskins get scalped by Big Ben's Stoolers--
The new LA Ewes get Chipped to death by the 69ers--
And, BTW, here at Jerry's...
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AT&T Deathstar Stadium--
It is in Dak...
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we trust!
The Dakstar and his StormBoys make Eli look forward...
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to joining his big bro in retirement--
Poor Eli, he no have...
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chinaman's chance!
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Okay, y'all get cracking...
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and get those pick in!