Bawk, buck bagock. Buck buck bagock, bawk bawk bawk; buck bagock bawk?

[HonestJohn]

Bawk bawk buck bagock, bawk bawk bawk bawk buck bagock; buck buck bagock bawk bawk.  Buck bagock bawk bawk bagock, buck buck bawk bagock bawk bawk.

[montanajoe]

Sorry there is no way I could vote for anybody but baqock baqock he's bawk and buck ahead of the rest...

[HonestJohn]

I thought a fun nonsense poll would give people a laugh.

[mystery-ak]

Sorry there is no way I could vote for anybody but baqock baqock he's bawk and buck ahead of the rest...

What's the matter with Bawk Bawk Bawk?....if you don't vote for him, buck bagock bawk will win!

[Lando Lincoln]

[r9etb]

Other

[HonestJohn]

Bawk Buck Bagock is the best speaker of the lot! 

His speechs are just awe inspiring and make me think we, as Cluckicans, can bawk bawk bagock!

So vote Bawk Buck Bagock.

Anything else is just a vote for Buck Bagock Bawk, who just bawks a buck bagock with his bawk bawk bawk.

[musiclady]

Why isn't Buckbeak on the list?  I'm only voting for someone I can trust!

[Lando Lincoln]

What's the matter with Bawk Bawk Bawk?....if you don't vote for him, buck bagock bawk will win!

 

[HonestJohn]

To be honest, I got this idea from this skit.

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,215645.0.html

[GrouchoTex]

The new battle cry, replacing Paul Revere's famous saying:

COLONEL SANDERS IS COMING! COLONEL SANDERS IS COMING!

[Resp3]

NO! Just No.


#NeverBuck
#NeverBagock
#NeverBawk

[Smokin Joe]

NO! Just No.


#NeverBuck
#NeverBagock
#NeverBawk

Whatsamatta? You Chicken?

[roamer_1]

What a bunch of cluckservatives.

[GrouchoTex]

What a bunch of cluckservatives.

 

[GrouchoTex]

Better call the Secret service.............

[HonestJohn]

The new battle cry, replacing Paul Revere's famous saying:

COLONEL SANDERS IS COMING! COLONEL SANDERS IS COMING!

One cluck if by land, two bawks if by sea!

[GrouchoTex]

One cluck if by land, two bawks if by sea!

we will hang a lantern in the Olde North Henhouse..........

[Neverdul]

Truthfully, I don’t trust anyone who is part of the Poultr(e).

[mystery-ak]

Bawk Bawk Bawk's kids and advisors campaigning for him

[Lando Lincoln]

Here a cluck, there a cluck, everywhere a cluck cluck. 

[Lando Lincoln]

Bawk Bawk Bawk's kids and advisors campaigning for him

Bawk Bawk Bawk really likes the chick in the clutch.

[L9teen]

Those are some fowl puns, I think I may crack unless someone hatches an eggcellent pun soon

[montanajoe]

What's the matter with Bawk Bawk Bawk?....if you don't vote for him, buck bagock bawk will win!

He's a Road Island Red, can't vote for for anybody but free range blue 

[HonestJohn]

I don't care who wins as long as we stop Buck Bagock Bawk!

That rooster just ain't right in the head.

[Chieftain]

When you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin', (puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!)

Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it,
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it (puk ack!)

He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin' (puk, puk, puk)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for Super Chicken! (puk, puk, puk)
Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!)

 

[rodamala]

E) Bukkake.

[Polly Ticks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o5waA8Tb5Q

[GrouchoTex]

I should have said earlier, "One if by land, Two if by KFC".

seems so obvious now.

[uglybiker]

I'm undecided. They're all delicious!

[240B]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSc7Mv0QHY

[Neverdul]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4WGQmWcrbs

[Oceander]

All of the above!

[Smokin Joe]

I'm undecided. They're all delicious!

You got your fried chicken, your broiled chicken, your barbecued chicken, your fricaseed chicken....

and it all tastes like frog legs.

[Neverdul]

When I first saw this commercial for KFC, my first thought was “OMG, they actually have a black guy playing Colonel Sanders to promote their Extra Crispy Chicken?”

Then I realized it was George Hamilton.

 

Still a bit creepy IMO.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIprKePdsac

[Wingnut]

I say boy, Whats this thread all about, elucidate!

[roamer_1]

Alright you guys. Now you've done it.
Don't blame me, this is your fault:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xmV5uHWNag

[bigheadfred]

Bawk bawk buck bagock, bawk bawk bawk bawk buck bagock; buck buck bagock bawk bawk.  Buck bagock bawk bawk bagock, buck buck bawk bagock bawk bawk.

Buck Bagock. Because of his motto. "The Buck Bagocks Here".

[skeeter]

Buck Bagock. Because of his motto. "The Buck Bagocks Here".

And his total lack of pretense. I don't trust anyone who habitually uses their middle name.

[HonestJohn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSc7Mv0QHY

You know, I had a .gif version of that as my avatar.

[jmyrlefuller]

I'm still holding out for Gobble Gobble Gobble to enter the race.

Yeah, he may have a record, but he's been pardoned.

[Smokin Joe]

I'm still holding out for Gobble Gobble Gobble to enter the race.

Yeah, he may have a record, but he's been pardoned.

Then there is this guy, an infamous fellow with origins in SE Asia: (Image Credit:By Nick Hobgood - Flickr, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=5728751)

The Tokay Lizard, (whose mating call earned it another name).

If it entered, It'd get my vote for honesty, anyway.

[HonestJohn]

Chickens are the domesticated version of the Red Junglefowl, whose home is in southeast Asia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_junglefowl

[bigheadfred]

Where do pheasants hail from? I think they are undomesticated versions of pheasants.

[roamer_1]

Where do pheasants hail from? I think they are undomesticated versions of pheasants.

If they're the ones around here they're Chinese Pheasants - Routinely called 'Chinks' (the pheasants, I mean )

[bigheadfred]

If they're the ones around here they're Chinese Pheasants - Routinely called 'Chinks' (the pheasants, I mean )

Right. Got it. The other kind of "Chinks" are illegal aliens. Unless these pheasants didn't get here through the system.

[roamer_1]

Right. Got it. The other kind of "Chinks" are illegal aliens. Unless these pheasants didn't get here through the system.

Beats me. All I know is if I tell Chewy "Lets go get some chinks", He's bouncing off the walls so bad, that I can't hardly get the shotgun down... Fun to hunt, and mighty tasty.

[HonestJohn]

Right. Got it. The other kind of "Chinks" are illegal aliens. Unless these pheasants didn't get here through the system.

WTF?

Chinese are illegals?

[geronl]

Everybody was Chicken Fighting! They hopped as fast as shortening...



The little leaguers....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-caML6O3_0



The Pro's


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S21vcOOGMtE



International tour in Michigan!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye6T3V1Shlc

[Wingnut]

I'm still holding out for Gobble Gobble Gobble to enter the race.

Yeah, he may have a record, but he's been pardoned.

"As God as my witness, I thought turkey's could fly"