Author Topic: Bawk, buck bagock. Buck buck bagock, bawk bawk bawk; buck bagock bawk? (Read 15968 times)

HonestJohn · « **on:** July 13, 2016, 12:42:38 am »

Bawk bawk buck bagock, bawk bawk bawk bawk buck bagock; buck buck bagock bawk bawk. Buck bagock bawk bawk bagock, buck buck bawk bagock bawk bawk.

montanajoe · « **Reply #1 on:** July 13, 2016, 04:07:04 am »

Sorry there is no way I could vote for anybody but baqock baqock he's bawk and buck ahead of the rest...

HonestJohn · « **Reply #2 on:** July 13, 2016, 10:32:25 am »

I thought a fun nonsense poll would give people a laugh.

mystery-ak · « **Reply #3 on:** July 13, 2016, 10:38:22 am »

Quote from: montanajoe on July 13, 2016, 04:07:04 am

Sorry there is no way I could vote for anybody but baqock baqock he's bawk and buck ahead of the rest...

What's the matter with Bawk Bawk Bawk?....if you don't vote for him, buck bagock bawk will win!

Lando Lincoln · « **Reply #4 on:** July 13, 2016, 10:38:54 am »

r9etb · « **Reply #5 on:** July 13, 2016, 10:41:33 am »

Other

HonestJohn · « **Reply #6 on:** July 13, 2016, 10:44:51 am »

Bawk Buck Bagock is the best speaker of the lot!

His speechs are just awe inspiring and make me think we, as Cluckicans, can bawk bawk bagock!

So vote Bawk Buck Bagock.

Anything else is just a vote for Buck Bagock Bawk, who just bawks a buck bagock with his bawk bawk bawk.

musiclady · « **Reply #7 on:** July 13, 2016, 10:45:13 am »

Why isn't Buckbeak on the list? I'm only voting for someone I can trust!

Lando Lincoln · « **Reply #8 on:** July 13, 2016, 10:45:59 am »

Quote from: mystery-ak on July 13, 2016, 10:38:22 am

What's the matter with Bawk Bawk Bawk?....if you don't vote for him, buck bagock bawk will win!

HonestJohn · « **Reply #9 on:** July 13, 2016, 10:47:27 am »

To be honest, I got this idea from this skit.

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,215645.0.html

GrouchoTex · « **Reply #10 on:** July 13, 2016, 10:49:49 am »

The new battle cry, replacing Paul Revere's famous saying:

COLONEL SANDERS IS COMING! COLONEL SANDERS IS COMING!

Resp3 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 13, 2016, 10:50:09 am »

NO! Just No.

#NeverBuck
#NeverBagock
#NeverBawk

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #12 on:** July 13, 2016, 10:54:50 am »

Quote from: Resp3 on July 13, 2016, 10:50:09 am

NO! Just No.

#NeverBuck
#NeverBagock
#NeverBawk

Whatsamatta? You Chicken?

roamer_1 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 13, 2016, 11:00:35 am »

What a bunch of cluckservatives.

GrouchoTex · « **Reply #14 on:** July 13, 2016, 11:12:32 am »

Quote from: roamer_1 on July 13, 2016, 11:00:35 am

What a bunch of cluckservatives.

GrouchoTex · « **Reply #15 on:** July 13, 2016, 11:13:04 am »

Quote from: Lando Lincoln on July 13, 2016, 10:38:54 am

Better call the Secret service.............

HonestJohn · « **Reply #16 on:** July 13, 2016, 11:13:33 am »

Quote from: GrouchoTex on July 13, 2016, 10:49:49 am

The new battle cry, replacing Paul Revere's famous saying:

COLONEL SANDERS IS COMING! COLONEL SANDERS IS COMING!

One cluck if by land, two bawks if by sea!

GrouchoTex · « **Reply #17 on:** July 13, 2016, 11:17:43 am »

Quote from: HonestJohn on July 13, 2016, 11:13:33 am

One cluck if by land, two bawks if by sea!

we will hang a lantern in the Olde North Henhouse..........

Neverdul · « **Reply #18 on:** July 13, 2016, 11:23:48 am »

Truthfully, I don’t trust anyone who is part of the Poultr(e).

mystery-ak · « **Reply #19 on:** July 13, 2016, 11:32:51 am »

Bawk Bawk Bawk's kids and advisors campaigning for him

Lando Lincoln · « **Reply #20 on:** July 13, 2016, 12:16:26 pm »

Here a cluck, there a cluck, everywhere a cluck cluck.

Lando Lincoln · « **Reply #21 on:** July 13, 2016, 12:17:45 pm »

Quote from: mystery-ak on July 13, 2016, 11:32:51 am

Bawk Bawk Bawk's kids and advisors campaigning for him

Bawk Bawk Bawk really likes the chick in the clutch.

L9teen · « **Reply #22 on:** July 13, 2016, 12:28:03 pm »

Those are some fowl puns, I think I may crack unless someone hatches an eggcellent pun soon

montanajoe · « **Reply #23 on:** July 13, 2016, 03:41:41 pm »

Quote from: mystery-ak on July 13, 2016, 10:38:22 am

What's the matter with Bawk Bawk Bawk?....if you don't vote for him, buck bagock bawk will win!

He's a Road Island Red, can't vote for for anybody but free range blue

HonestJohn · « **Reply #24 on:** July 13, 2016, 04:38:02 pm »

I don't care who wins as long as we stop Buck Bagock Bawk!

That rooster just ain't right in the head.

Chieftain · « **Reply #25 on:** July 13, 2016, 04:42:50 pm »

When you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin', (puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!)

Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it,
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it (puk ack!)

He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin' (puk, puk, puk)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for Super Chicken! (puk, puk, puk)
Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!)

rodamala · « **Reply #26 on:** August 08, 2016, 01:01:05 pm »

E) Bukkake.

Polly Ticks · « **Reply #27 on:** August 08, 2016, 01:17:09 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o5waA8Tb5Q

GrouchoTex · « **Reply #28 on:** August 08, 2016, 01:32:50 pm »

I should have said earlier, "One if by land, Two if by KFC".

seems so obvious now.

uglybiker · « **Reply #29 on:** August 26, 2016, 07:16:10 am »

I'm undecided. They're all delicious!

240B · « **Reply #30 on:** August 26, 2016, 07:42:48 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSc7Mv0QHY

Neverdul · « **Reply #31 on:** August 26, 2016, 07:49:45 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4WGQmWcrbs

Oceander · « **Reply #32 on:** August 26, 2016, 08:08:44 am »

All of the above!

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #33 on:** August 26, 2016, 08:23:57 am »

Quote from: uglybiker on August 26, 2016, 07:16:10 am

I'm undecided. They're all delicious!

You got your fried chicken, your broiled chicken, your barbecued chicken, your fricaseed chicken....

and it all tastes like frog legs.

Neverdul · « **Reply #34 on:** August 26, 2016, 08:58:23 am »

When I first saw this commercial for KFC, my first thought was “OMG, they actually have a black guy playing Colonel Sanders to promote their Extra Crispy Chicken?”

Then I realized it was George Hamilton.

Still a bit creepy IMO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIprKePdsac

Wingnut · « **Reply #35 on:** August 26, 2016, 09:45:24 am »

I say boy, Whats this thread all about, elucidate!

roamer_1 · « **Reply #36 on:** August 26, 2016, 10:10:06 am »

Alright you guys. Now you've done it.
Don't blame me, this is your fault:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xmV5uHWNag

bigheadfred · « **Reply #37 on:** August 26, 2016, 10:33:38 am »

Quote from: HonestJohn on July 13, 2016, 12:42:38 am

Bawk bawk buck bagock, bawk bawk bawk bawk buck bagock; buck buck bagock bawk bawk. Buck bagock bawk bawk bagock, buck buck bawk bagock bawk bawk.

Buck Bagock. Because of his motto. "The Buck Bagocks Here".

skeeter · « **Reply #38 on:** August 26, 2016, 11:14:30 am »

Quote from: bigheadfred on August 26, 2016, 10:33:38 am

Buck Bagock. Because of his motto. "The Buck Bagocks Here".

And his total lack of pretense. I don't trust anyone who habitually uses their middle name.

HonestJohn · « **Reply #39 on:** August 26, 2016, 03:26:34 pm »

Quote from: 240B on August 26, 2016, 07:42:48 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSc7Mv0QHY

You know, I had a .gif version of that as my avatar.

jmyrlefuller · « **Reply #40 on:** August 26, 2016, 09:32:33 pm »

I'm still holding out for Gobble Gobble Gobble to enter the race.

Yeah, he may have a record, but he's been pardoned.

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #41 on:** August 26, 2016, 10:12:45 pm »

Quote from: jmyrlefuller on August 26, 2016, 09:32:33 pm

I'm still holding out for Gobble Gobble Gobble to enter the race.

Yeah, he may have a record, but he's been pardoned.

Then there is this guy, an infamous fellow with origins in SE Asia:

(Image Credit:By Nick Hobgood - Flickr, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=5728751)

The Tokay Lizard, (whose mating call earned it another name).

If it entered, It'd get my vote for honesty, anyway.

HonestJohn · « **Reply #42 on:** August 26, 2016, 10:22:57 pm »

Chickens are the domesticated version of the Red Junglefowl, whose home is in southeast Asia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_junglefowl

bigheadfred · « **Reply #43 on:** August 26, 2016, 10:52:43 pm »

Where do pheasants hail from? I think they are undomesticated versions of pheasants.

roamer_1 · « **Reply #44 on:** August 26, 2016, 11:07:55 pm »

Quote from: bigheadfred on August 26, 2016, 10:52:43 pm

Where do pheasants hail from? I think they are undomesticated versions of pheasants.

If they're the ones around here they're Chinese Pheasants - Routinely called 'Chinks' (the pheasants, I mean )

bigheadfred · « **Reply #45 on:** August 26, 2016, 11:17:15 pm »

Quote from: roamer_1 on August 26, 2016, 11:07:55 pm

If they're the ones around here they're Chinese Pheasants - Routinely called 'Chinks' (the pheasants, I mean )

Right. Got it. The other kind of "Chinks" are illegal aliens. Unless these pheasants didn't get here through the system.

roamer_1 · « **Reply #46 on:** August 26, 2016, 11:23:42 pm »

Quote from: bigheadfred on August 26, 2016, 11:17:15 pm

Right. Got it. The other kind of "Chinks" are illegal aliens. Unless these pheasants didn't get here through the system.

Beats me. All I know is if I tell Chewy "Lets go get some chinks", He's bouncing off the walls so bad, that I can't hardly get the shotgun down... Fun to hunt, and mighty tasty.