Me, too. We need a counterpart thread for the ladies of the Briefing Room.
Yeah, but men already know what is wrong and makes them unattractive, well the married ones do anyways.

Our problem is that we don't care.

Beer guts,
Having a beer gut or having rolls of fat hanging down
Being overweight in general
Being less than 6' tall
The toilet seat thing
The which way the tp is supposed to unroll thing
The toothpaste tube thing
Not wiping the mud off our boots
Leaving said muddy boots in the middle of the floor
Leaving the socks that went in said boots elsewhere on the floor
Watching too much football (especially when this time could have been spent cleaning the boots, and doing laundry)
Not being sensitive enough (meaning is unclear and no man is ever free of this)
Not being romantic enough (also unclear so shoot for the moon you can't overdo it)
Double dipping in the salsa
Not communicating enough (talking about guns, hunting, boating, fishing, camping or anything you are remotely interested in doesn't count)
Wearing Overalls
Having a normal voice (You must either be Sam Elliot or Steve Perry, ranges in between need not inquire, high voices must be able to sing Romantic songs)
I'm sure there's a longer list out there this is just the few that rise to my mind. Needless to say men are disgusting except for Sean Connery and Johnny Depp whom women find irresistible.