I'm more scared of what happens if he succeeds.
C'mon now. Trump's a winner! What's to be afraid of?
Just think of the glorious Worker's Party utopia we'll be enjoying with Chairman Trump in control:
We'll have a yuge, terrific wall right down the middle of the Rio Grande River.
Muslims, Mexicans and other undesirables will be deported.
Manufacturing jobs will flood back into the country after Chairman Trump eliminates all government barriers to business.
Putin will resign in fear and go into hiding in Siberia.
The Arabs will see the writing on the wall and become as harmless as heel hounds.
We'll all be drinking free bubble up and eating rainbow stew.
Trumptopia Forever!
Yee Haw!!!!!!!!