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If you missed the irony of my post maybe you miss the irony in yours...
Mmmm Turkey
Been there done that. The loneliest sound in the world is when that cell door slams shut.
@bigheadfred Nope. It's when a hammer falls on an empty chamber,and you look around and discover you are the only one left at the ambush site,and the survivors are regrouping.
No, Pete. At least in my case. You are the one that left me there, and you are the one that shut the door.
@bigheadfred I never left anyone alone,anywhere,at any time.
Dunno. I have been a lot of places by myself, but never alone.
And thank your lucky stars you got that pube back. (non sequitur Babylon Bee reference)They invented a word for that.Solace.Because they couldn't or wouldn't. Understand.Those times He carried you.
Until the Ignoree" gets quoted by a non ignored.
Somebody took a burst of pictures of Trump saying a something and selected the least flattering among the burst? Was the photographer 12YO yet? Or just almost that mature?
So twisted. not a new joke, but beautifully executed.
Nah. If you are fired, you aren't eligible for unemployment.
I like you @Smokin Joe , and you're absolutely right, but it's bad etiquette to correct the joke. Most jokes are built upon a logic flaw. Sorry this one didn't hit your funny bone, but it's going into my joke repertoire as a great clean joke I can tell my family and friends. Thanx @DCPatriot Should have been posted here http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,346549.225.html