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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3500 on: March 27, 2026, 03:52:29 pm »
New Jersey man charged with indecent assault after groping Easter Bunny at Pittsburgh mall
By Patrick Damp
March 27, 2026 / 7:47 AM EDT / CBS Pittsburgh


A New Jersey man is in legal trouble after he allegedly assaulted the Easter Bunny at the South Hills Village Mall.

According to the criminal complaint, a woman working as the Easter Bunny on Monday at the mall was taking pictures with children and families when a man approached her and began to ask her questions, which she referred to an assistant.

The man refused and began touching the woman dressed as the Easter Bunny's arm, then the top of her chest, and then grabbed her breasts.  ...

As he was being taken into custody, according to the criminal complaint provided to KDKA-TV, he asked police, "Is it on the close to Five Below, the merchandise thing, the bunny?" After being read his Miranda Rights, he then asked the police, "It's a doll, right?"  ...

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« Reply #3501 on: March 27, 2026, 04:01:40 pm »
New Jersey man charged with indecent assault after groping Easter Bunny at Pittsburgh mall
By Patrick Damp
March 27, 2026 / 7:47 AM EDT / CBS Pittsburgh


A New Jersey man is in legal trouble after he allegedly assaulted the Easter Bunny at the South Hills Village Mall.

According to the criminal complaint, a woman working as the Easter Bunny on Monday at the mall was taking pictures with children and families when a man approached her and began to ask her questions, which she referred to an assistant.

The man refused and began touching the woman dressed as the Easter Bunny's arm, then the top of her chest, and then grabbed her breasts.  ...

As he was being taken into custody, according to the criminal complaint provided to KDKA-TV, he asked police, "Is it on the close to Five Below, the merchandise thing, the bunny?" After being read his Miranda Rights, he then asked the police, "It's a doll, right?"  ...

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3502 on: March 27, 2026, 04:39:28 pm »
Way to go! You assaulted the Easter Bunny in front of a bunch of kids.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3503 on: March 27, 2026, 04:44:30 pm »
Way to go! You assaulted the Easter Bunny in front of a bunch of kids.
The bunny assault at the South Hills Village mall in Bethel Park, Pa., occurred on Monday. On Thursday, in the same county (Allegheny), though several miles away: Naked woman attacks people in Pittsburgh-area Giant Eagle, police say
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... When police arrived on scene, they said they found Canut naked as parents tried to cover their children's eyes.

"Officers could observe a store display in disarray and damaged and items scattered about the store," police wrote in the criminal complaint. "Officers also observed numerous children in the store whose parents were trying to shield their eyes from Canut who was nude."  ...
Not a good week to be out and about with small children, apparently.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3504 on: March 27, 2026, 06:25:00 pm »
New Jersey man charged with indecent assault after groping Easter Bunny at Pittsburgh mall
By Patrick Damp
March 27, 2026 / 7:47 AM EDT / CBS Pittsburgh


A New Jersey man is in legal trouble after he allegedly assaulted the Easter Bunny at the South Hills Village Mall.

According to the criminal complaint, a woman working as the Easter Bunny on Monday at the mall was taking pictures with children and families when a man approached her and began to ask her questions, which she referred to an assistant.

The man refused and began touching the woman dressed as the Easter Bunny's arm, then the top of her chest, and then grabbed her breasts.  ...

As he was being taken into custody, according to the criminal complaint provided to KDKA-TV, he asked police, "Is it on the close to Five Below, the merchandise thing, the bunny?" After being read his Miranda Rights, he then asked the police, "It's a doll, right?"  ...

Pepe LePew?

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3505 on: March 28, 2026, 07:51:03 am »
Man Busted For Groping Mall Easter Bunny
Cops: Suspect, 36, assaulted woman inside bunny costume
 
MARCH 27--A New Jersey man is behind bars for allegedly groping the Easter Bunny at a Pennsylvania shopping center.

According to police, Shivakrishna Bera, 36, was at the South Hills Village Mall in Pittsburgh on Monday when he approached the area where a woman dressed as the Easter Bunny was posing for photos.

Bera, cops say, began questioning the costumed character, who directed his inquiries to her assistant. At one point, the assistant told police, Bera asked about who was inside the costume, saying, “Is it a boy or a girl?”

As detailed in a criminal complaint, Bera then began touching the costumed woman’s arm and chest, and grabbed her breasts. He also allegedly shoved his fingers into the nose and mouth of the Easter Bunny’s costume head.

https://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/easter-bunny-grope-260915
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3506 on: March 28, 2026, 07:55:18 am »
SICK AND DISGUSTING!  Is he a democrat politician?  Going by his name, he could be an illegal.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3507 on: March 28, 2026, 11:03:22 am »
Pepe LePew?
Nah, Pepe had a thing for Pussycats, not bunnies.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3508 on: March 30, 2026, 12:18:14 pm »
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Banks County Woman Arrested After Turning Numbered Pigs Loose in Walmart

COMMERCE, GA — Shoppers at the Commerce Walmart were thrown into confusion Saturday afternoon after a local woman allegedly released four pigs—each spray-painted with the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5—into the store, triggering what authorities later described as “a logistical nightmare disguised as a math problem.”

The Incident
According to witnesses, 47-year-old Charlene Mixon entered the store pushing a buggy that appeared to be shaking and occasionally grunting. Employees assumed it was either a wobbly wheel or a normal Saturday.

Moments later, Mixon allegedly opened the buggy, shouted “Run free!”, and four pigs scattered across the store—one toward Housewares, one toward Grocery, one toward Electronics, and one directly into the Vision Center.

The Numbering Scheme
The pigs were labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5, which immediately caused confusion among staff.

“We spent an hour looking for pig number 4,” said assistant manager Trevor Haskins. “Then we realized there wasn’t one. I’m still mad about it.”

Several customers joined the search, believing it was some kind of promotional event.

Police Response
Banks County Sheriff deputies arrived quickly, though officers admitted they were “not trained for livestock deployed with psychological warfare.”

One officer slipped near the bacon section, which he later described as “deeply ironic.”

All four pigs were eventually captured using two laundry baskets, a pallet of marshmallows, and one determined elderly greeter who said she had “handled worse at the Piggly Wiggly years ago.”

Mixon was arrested without incident, though she did request that officers “let the pigs finish what they started.”

Charges
Authorities say she faces disorderly conduct, livestock at large, interference with commerce, and “creating unnecessary suspense via missing number 4.”

The pigs were unharmed and transported to a local county animal control facility, where staff described them as “friendly and surprisingly fast.”

Community Reaction
Locals have already dubbed the event “The Great Walmart Pig Caper.”

A Facebook group titled “Where Is Pig #4?” has gained hundreds of members.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3509 on: March 30, 2026, 12:41:48 pm »
What was the porkpose of her pig release?

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3510 on: March 30, 2026, 12:43:47 pm »
 :pigs fly:

It's on the Interwebs so it must be true!

Also, someone posted a supposed picture of the the suspect, 47-year-old Charlene Mixon.
Under the phote the caption read: "Pig Number 4"
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3511 on: March 30, 2026, 04:07:54 pm »
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Banks County Woman Arrested After Turning Numbered Pigs Loose in Walmart

COMMERCE, GA — Shoppers at the Commerce Walmart were thrown into confusion Saturday afternoon after a local woman allegedly released four pigs—each spray-painted with the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5—into the store, triggering what authorities later described as “a logistical nightmare disguised as a math problem.”

The Incident
According to witnesses, 47-year-old Charlene Mixon entered the store pushing a buggy that appeared to be shaking and occasionally grunting. Employees assumed it was either a wobbly wheel or a normal Saturday.

Moments later, Mixon allegedly opened the buggy, shouted “Run free!”, and four pigs scattered across the store—one toward Housewares, one toward Grocery, one toward Electronics, and one directly into the Vision Center.

The Numbering Scheme
The pigs were labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5, which immediately caused confusion among staff.

“We spent an hour looking for pig number 4,” said assistant manager Trevor Haskins. “Then we realized there wasn’t one. I’m still mad about it.”

Several customers joined the search, believing it was some kind of promotional event.

Police Response
Banks County Sheriff deputies arrived quickly, though officers admitted they were “not trained for livestock deployed with psychological warfare.”

One officer slipped near the bacon section, which he later described as “deeply ironic.”

All four pigs were eventually captured using two laundry baskets, a pallet of marshmallows, and one determined elderly greeter who said she had “handled worse at the Piggly Wiggly years ago.”

Mixon was arrested without incident, though she did request that officers “let the pigs finish what they started.”

Charges
Authorities say she faces disorderly conduct, livestock at large, interference with commerce, and “creating unnecessary suspense via missing number 4.”

The pigs were unharmed and transported to a local county animal control facility, where staff described them as “friendly and surprisingly fast.”

Community Reaction
Locals have already dubbed the event “The Great Walmart Pig Caper.”

A Facebook group titled “Where Is Pig #4?” has gained hundreds of members.
When i taught up north students did the same thing. Pigs labeled 1,2,4,5.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3512 on: March 30, 2026, 09:55:24 pm »
Cool! The whole WalMart is haram, now.
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