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[Smokin Joe]

Confusing ... very confusing on several levels.

If she is a Vegan, then doesn't that mean she murders plants by eating them?
Also, while his tire may be slightly over the edge on the grass, she is stomping around all over the grass while making the point that grass is a living breathing thing.

Obviously she is mentally ill. He should have been the person 'calling the Police'.

Yeah, some part of her nutrition has been severely neglected. She's on bird legs and has heroin chic down pat. Makes about as much sense as a junkie, too.

[verga]

83-year-old South Carolina woman gored by bison at Yellowstone National Park
by KARI BARROWS | WLOSMon, June 3rd 2024 at 8:57 PM
Updated Tue, June 4th 2024 at 9:26 AM

 Park rangers are once again reminding the public to give wildlife their space after a woman from Upstate South Carolina was seriously injured by a bison out West.

A press release from the National Park Service says an 83-year-old woman from Greenville, South Carolina was gored by a bison on June 1 in Yellowstone National Park.

"The bison, defending its space, came within a few feet of the woman and lifted her about a foot off the ground with its horns," the release says.  ... The National Desk

A number of yeas ago Vergettte and I were on the island at the Great Salt lake. The Buffalo Roam free on the island. One came walking down the middle of the road like he owned it (Because in his mind he did) Al the traffic pulled off to the side. He walked in front of our Econo box rent a car. I jumped out and kept the car between he and I and managed to get a couple of good shots.

[goatprairie]

Confusing ... very confusing on several levels.

If she is a Vegan, then doesn't that mean she murders plants by eating them?
Also, while his tire may be slightly over the edge on the grass, she is stomping around all over the grass while making the point that grass is a living breathing thing.

Obviously she is mentally ill. He should have been the person 'calling the Police'.

I don't know.....seems to staged for me.  Even vegans have to eat plants to survive. I don't think they believe that they're killing living organisms when they chow down on tree bark, grass, and assorted weeds.
 Plus, the guy or someone in his family is recording this. Seems set up.

[corbe]

Robot commits suicide: ‘Depressed’ cyborg hurls itself down flight of stairs

By Peter Cordi
June 29, 2024 1:47 pm

A South Korean robot’s “suicide” is being investigated by the Gumi City Council after the cyborg hurled itself down a two-meter, or six-and-a-half foot, flight of stairs on Wednesday.

The now-defunct robot was appointed a city council officer in August 2023 and was capable of calling an elevator and moving between floors on its own.

A city council official spotted the robot “circling in one spot as if something was there” before the incident occurred, according to French outlet Agence France-Presse. It was later found unresponsive and “smashed” to pieces.

“Pieces have been collected and will be analyzed by the company,” a Gumi City Council official relayed.

Local media headlines circulated following the robot suicide, asking things like “Why did the diligent civil officer do it?” or “Was work too hard” for the cyborg?

<..snip..>

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/technology/3064632/depressed-robot-commits-suicide/

[Kamaji]

Don't let your car tire touch the grass - even of your own front yard - if there's a vegan whackjob in the vicinity.
This is so over-the-top, some suspect it's parody. I don't know.

AlphaFo𝕏
@Alphafox78
Karen equates parking on the grass as being the same as assaulting children. 😳😂

https://twitter.com/Alphafox78/status/1800284529325920468

Wow.  Grade A+ nutjob.  People like that really do exist, unfortunately.

[mountaineer]

Man stole car, claimed he was going to return it after he got married
by Lootpress News Staff   
Friday, July 5, 2024 8:25 am

OCEANA, WV (LOOTPRESS) — A man stole a car and claimed he would return it after getting married.

At around 8:14 pm on July 2, 2024, deputies from Wyoming County responded to a stolen vehicle complaint at the Dollar General in Oceana.

The complainant reported that Tommy Wilson had taken her father’s vehicle from her home while she was having dinner in Oceana.

She stated that Tommy had entered her home without permission and had taken the keys. The vehicle owner confirmed that Tommy was not permitted to use the vehicle.

When deputies interviewed Tommy, he admitted to entering the home without permission, taking the keys, and driving off with the vehicle. He claimed he planned to return the car after getting married in Coal Mountain. ...

What's the big deal? He was going to return it!! 

[mountaineer]

72-year-old man fights off, kills aggressive grizzly bear that attacked him while picking berries
By Patrick Reilly
Published July 20, 2024, 9:36 p.m. ET
New York Post

A 72-year-old man fought off and killed a grizzly bear that attacked him while he was picking huckleberries in Montana.

The man, who has not been identified, was alone on national forest land when the adult female charged at him on Thursday, leaving him with serious injuries, Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks officials said.

During the struggle, he able to fire off a handgun and kill the bear before he was rushed to a local hospital.  ...

https://nypost.com/2024/07/20/us-news/72-year-old-man-fights-off-kills-grizzly-bear-that-attacked-him-while-picking-berries/   

[Hoodat]

What's the big deal? He was going to return it!! 

In West Virginia, you can get more time for stealing a car than for sexually assaulting a woman.

[mountaineer]

Man bitten in the testicles by 12-foot snake in bathroom worst nightmare: ‘Blood everywhere’
By Natalie O'Neill   
Published Aug. 21, 2024, 12:08 p.m. ET

This toilet attack was totally nuts.

A Thai man was bitten on the testicles by a 12-foot python while he sat on the toilet — so he beat the serpent to death with a toilet brush, leaving his bathroom splattered in blood, according to reports and stunning photos.

Thanat Thangtewanon felt a sharp pain after he took a seat Tuesday, so he reached down and grabbed the snake by the neck and tried to rip it off his privates, according to Asia Pacific Press.

“I felt something biting my balls. It was very painful, so I put my hands in the toilet to see what was wrong. I was shocked that I grabbed a snake,” he said. ...
 https://nypost.com/2024/08/21/world-news/12-foot-python-bites-man-in-testicles-as-he-sat-on-toilet-then-he-beat-it-to-death-with-a-brush/

[goatprairie]

Man bitten in the testicles by 12-foot snake in bathroom worst nightmare: ‘Blood everywhere’
By Natalie O'Neill   
Published Aug. 21, 2024, 12:08 p.m. ET

This toilet attack was totally nuts.

A Thai man was bitten on the testicles by a 12-foot python while he sat on the toilet — so he beat the serpent to death with a toilet brush, leaving his bathroom splattered in blood, according to reports and stunning photos.

Thanat Thangtewanon felt a sharp pain after he took a seat Tuesday, so he reached down and grabbed the snake by the neck and tried to rip it off his privates, according to Asia Pacific Press.

“I felt something biting my balls. It was very painful, so I put my hands in the toilet to see what was wrong. I was shocked that I grabbed a snake,” he said. ...
 https://nypost.com/2024/08/21/world-news/12-foot-python-bites-man-in-testicles-as-he-sat-on-toilet-then-he-beat-it-to-death-with-a-brush/

I ask you, who hasn't experienced the same problem in their lives? I'm getting damn tired of those snakes sneaking into my bathroom and biting me in parts of my body where I don't wish to be bitten.
 But what can I do?  The snake pit is right next to the bathroom. How they get the door open is beyond me.

[verga]

I ask you, who hasn't experienced the same problem in their lives? I'm getting damn tired of those snakes sneaking into my bathroom and biting me in parts of my body where I don't wish to be bitten.
 But what can I do?  The snake pit is right next to the bathroom. How they get the door open is beyond me.

I'm sorry I have to ask; Are there parts of the body that you do wish to have bitten?

[goatprairie]

I'm sorry I have to ask; Are there parts of the body that you do wish to have bitten?

Sorry, that's between me and the wife.

[roamer_1]

I'm sorry I have to ask; Are there parts of the body that you do wish to have bitten?

Sorry, that's between me and the wife.

HAHAHAHA! Nice.

Nice volley, Nice return. 

[goatprairie]

HAHAHAHA! Nice.

Nice volley, Nice return. 

I did have to get my wife's fangs filed down a bit. They were a tad too sharp.

[roamer_1]

I did have to get my wife's fangs filed down a bit. They were a tad too sharp.

Don't we all?
 

[Smokin Joe]

Don't we all?
 

Careful, gents. I hear the tongue can be the sharpest part.

[corbe]

    AI

Chevrolet's Vintage Truck 2025: The Retro Beast You Won't Believe!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe7zZnauEoA

[Smokin Joe]

    AI

Chevrolet's Vintage Truck 2025: The Retro Beast You Won't Believe!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe7zZnauEoA

But that's a '52 and the chevrolet engines didn't get full pressure oiling until 1954...

Put a '67 327 in it and it'd be better...

[mountaineer]

Astronaut Frontier Airlines passenger claims she is a 'president, sovereign ruler and owns seven continents' after demanding her San Diego to Las Vegas flight return because she forgot her phone

'If I was white and in a suit, you would stop the f***ing plane.'

'Laugh now, I am the President of this whole godd*** country. Watch see the f***ing TV news. It’s a damn bonafide word.'

https://twitter.com/unlimited_ls/status/1845812229536432341

[verga]

Astronaut Frontier Airlines passenger claims she is a 'president, sovereign ruler and owns seven continents' after demanding her San Diego to Las Vegas flight return because she forgot her phone

'If I was white and in a suit, you would stop the f***ing plane.'

'Laugh now, I am the President of this whole godd*** country. Watch see the f***ing TV news. It’s a damn bonafide word.'

https://twitter.com/unlimited_ls/status/1845812229536432341

You can't make this stuff up!

[mountaineer]

You can't make this stuff up!

I'm just glad to have avoided flights with nutty passengers like this.

[240B]

Woman who murdered boyfriend in jealous rage over date with Miss Ohio is on the hunt for love

NZ Herald
15 Oct, 202

A US woman who shot her boyfriend in the face in a jealous fit of rage is looking for love with a new man from behind bars.



Shayna Hubers was sentenced to life in prison after she was found guilty of murdering her on-and-off boyfriend Ryan Poston while he was about to head on a date with Miss Ohio, Audrey Bolte.

According to court records, Poston 29, had tried to end his relationship with Hubers, 21.

During a police interview after her arrest, Hubers told detectives she was jealous of other women, saying she feared whether “anyone will ever want to marry me if they know that I killed a boyfriend in self-defence – not funny”.

Shayna Hubers (left) was sentenced to life in prison in 2018 after murdering her on-again-off-again boyfriend Ryan Poston in 2012.

She shot Poston six times in the face, back and torso before calling 911 where she admitted to the dispatcher that “I killed my boyfriend”.

She claimed Poston had pushed her and thrown her around in the lead-up to the shots being fired but three of her cell mates testified saying she boasted about giving Poston the “nose job he always wanted” and laughed about his death.

She told police he was “very vain” and that “one of our last conversations we had that was good was that he wants to get a nose job.”

“And I shot him right here. I gave him his nose job he wanted. I broke it.”

Two juries found her guilty of murder.

Inmate looking for love
Now, 12 years since the murders and six years since she married a transgender woman in a 30-second jailhouse ceremony, Hubers is back on the market and wanting to find love after splitting seven months following their wedding.

(more)
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/woman-who-murdered-boyfriend-in-jealous-rage-over-date-with-miss-ohio-is-on-the-hunt-for-love/EHPZ4EGP6ZE4HGVWAUI77HM7NA

[mountaineer]

Now, 12 years since the murders and six years since she married a transgender woman in a 30-second jailhouse ceremony, Hubers is back on the market and wanting to find love after splitting seven months following their wedding.

Hmm, what?

[Smokin Joe]

Hmm, what?

Yeah, a real gem. Run, don't walk to the nearest exit (maybe pull the fire alarm on the way out).

[berdie]

That is one scary, screwed up woman!