Ridiculous News of the Day

[Hoodat]

"Your mother sucks 2X4's in Hell"

I thought it was "Your mother sews socks that smell."

[mountaineer]

Boris Becker’s Catching Heat For Calling Tennis Player’s Fiancée ‘Pretty’ During Wimbledon Broadcast
by Joe Kinsey
 about 15 hours ago  updated 23 minutes ago   

Imagine living in a world where a tennis legend gets in trouble during a Wimbledon broadcast for calling a tennis player’s fiancée “very pretty.” WE’RE LIVING IN THAT WORLD! Boris Becker, working BBC’s Wimbledon coverage, caused an uproar for commenting on Márton Fucsovics’s future wife Anett Böszörményi.

“That’s Fuscovics’ fiancée,” Becker’s broadcast partner John Inverdale said as highlights Novak Djokovic’s straight-sets victory over Fucsovics were shown. “Her name is Anett Boszormenyi. If you’re a tennis player, always good to have a partner called Anett.”

According to The Daily Mail, Becker responded: “They do say they have the most beautiful women in Hungary. I wouldn’t know that, but she’s certainly very pretty.”

And that was it. Arrows started being launched at Becker. It was go-time for the British feminists who refuse to allow a man to call a woman “very pretty.” The first group to be offended was the Women in Sport and Perception Agency, whatever that is. ... Story at Outkick

[Kamaji]

Good lord.

[240B]

Pure Jealousy. I would bet that the women 'pushing' this idiocy have never been called 'very pretty' in their life.
That's why they are angry. It has nothing to do with Becker. They are angry at other things that have happened to them in their lives. And they are itching to release that pent up lifelong anger on somebody/anybody.

[catfish1957]

Boris Becker’s Catching Heat For Calling Tennis Player’s Fiancée ‘Pretty’ During Wimbledon Broadcast

Pretty?  Good thing the cancel culture wasn't reading my mind when Sharipova was playing.

[GtHawk]

Pure Jealousy. I would bet that the women 'pushing' this idiocy have never been called 'very pretty' in their life.
That's why they are angry. It has nothing to do with Becker. They are angry at other things that have happened to them in their lives. And they are itching to release that pent up lifelong anger on somebody/anybody.

While they most likely have never been called very pretty or even just pretty as far as their looks I would imagine it a safe bet that they were often called pretty bitchy.

[240B]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efYhCP_gifc
While the Leftist obsess on innocent "nothing" comments like this, Biden who has a documented history of sniffing, groping, and kissing, little girls and wives, is never mentioned at all. He has his "Old White Democrat" get out of jail free card.

[Smokin Joe]

Pure Jealousy. I would bet that the women 'pushing' this idiocy have never been called 'very pretty' in their life.
That's why they are angry. It has nothing to do with Becker. They are angry at other things that have happened to them in their lives. And they are itching to release that pent up lifelong anger on somebody/anybody.

Just less attractive women making themselves less attractive.

[mountaineer]

The Office of the Director of National Intelligence put out a report on the hiring and retention of minorities, women and persons with disabilities in the U.S. intelligence community. Clearly, for such a report, one needs a photo of, well, minorities, women and persons with disabilities, right? They purchased a stock photo and went with this:

https://twitter.com/ltthompso/status/1413200678588137486

Well, kind of. The original stock photo didn't have the woman in a wheelchair or a blind guy (whose dog, you'll notice, is not wearing the correct harness for being a seeing-eye dog) - so they had to photoshop them onto the cover. 

https://twitter.com/ltthompso/status/1413225868680441859

I guess the only question is which one (or more) is LGBTQXYZ? Because, you know, intelligence.

[sneakypete]

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efYhCP_gifc
While the Leftist obsess on innocent "nothing" comments like this, Biden who has a documented history of sniffing, groping, and kissing, little girls and wives, is never mentioned at all. He has his "Old White Democrat" get out of jail free card.

@240B

 I hate to say it,but Biden appeared to be not only normal,but pretty sharp in that video.

BTW,anyone know when "journalism" became a subject in elementary school?

[catfish1957]

@240B

 I hate to say it,but Biden appeared to be not only normal,but pretty sharp in that video.

BTW,anyone know when "journalism" became a subject in elementary school?

Are you kidding?  The mere fact he has his hands on this girl just shows he is flaunting his pedophilia.  He's the disgusting old Uncle who you know you don't leave the kids alone with.

[240B]

@240B

 I hate to say it,but Biden appeared to be not only normal,but pretty sharp in that video.

BTW,anyone know when "journalism" became a subject in elementary school?

Still a little creepy how Slo-Joe is fixated on little girls, even when he is giving a speech.
The Fascist Communists at YouTube have scrubbed all the other ones which were really, really, creepy.

[sneakypete]

Still a little creepy how Slo-Joe is fixated on little girls, even when he is giving a speech.

@240B

MIGHT a small PART of that be due to the fact that he somehow sences he and small children are on the same intellectual/comprehension level,so he feels more comfortable talking with them?

I also like,as in feel affection,NOT lust, for little girls. What man doesn't? It is essential to the survival of the human race because if you feel affection for them,you will even put your own life on the line to defend them from harm.

It is PROBABLY not a really good idea to accuse me of lusting after little girls OR little boys,though. BIG time Bozo No-No.

GAWD,I feel so dirty ALMOST defending Biden!

Or giving an alternate explanation of why he goes to children so often. I may be wrong,but it is worth considering.

He is still  one of the crookedest and most evil people to hold office,as well as a borderline retard due to being senile,though. The fact that he is the President of the United States and has their faults makes him evil as well as dangerous to the survival of America. He has never had a conscience to start with,and there are now NO restraints on his conduct.




The Fascist Communists at YouTube have scrubbed all the other ones which were really, really, creepy.

[Slide Rule]

"Your mother sucks 2X4's in Hell"

An effective communicator. I like effective.

[corbe]

[Hoodat]

Is it the chronic?  Or just some shwag?

[Wingnut]

You have to smoke it 1st.  Then get the jab and a box of Twinkies.

[sneakypete]

My offering to this thread is: "Anything Joe Biden says."

[PeteS in CA]

You have to smoke it 1st.  Then get the jab and a box of Twinkies.

The Twinkies cost extra you Ding-Dong!

[GtHawk]

The Twinkies cost extra you Ding-Dong!

I hear Harris will be handing out HOHO's.

[sneakypete]

I here Harris will be handing out HOHO's.

@GtHawk

I wonder if any of them will be close relatives?

[roamer_1]

The Twinkies cost extra you Ding-Dong!

Not if you're a ho...ho.

[corbe]

   I might consider getting the jab if comealot would perform on me that thing...you know.

[Gefn]

What song is @corbe listening to.
“One toke over the line”

[Gefn]

Not if you're a ho...ho.

 

[mountaineer]

This was too ridiculous to put in the Sports category.

USTA announces slate of mental health resources ahead of U.S. Open
By Amy Tennery
August 25, 2021  1:04 AM EDT
Reuters

NEW YORK, Aug 24 (Reuters) - The United States Tennis Association (USTA) announced a mental health initiative for players on Tuesday, with the main draw of the U.S. Open kicking off next week.

Competitors at Flushing Meadows will have access to the tournament's "comprehensive medical services program," which will include access to mental health providers and "quiet rooms" on site, the USTA said in a written statement.

"The issue of mental health awareness has been brought to the forefront over the course of the global pandemic, as many individuals, players included, have struggled with the stresses and emotions that have come as a result of COVID-19," said U.S. Open Tournament Director Stacey Allaster. ...

I hope they offer coloring books and teddy bears, too.


But there is in tennis and gymnastics.

[Kamaji]

If you're having troubles, why not just take it out on the tennis balls?  Seems to me the game itself would be the best therapy available.

[mountaineer]

If you're having troubles, why not just take it out on the tennis balls?  Seems to me the game itself would be the best therapy available.

One time I played tennis mad - and kept hitting the ball over the fence. Had to tone it down a little.

[Kamaji]

One time I played tennis mad - and kept hitting the ball over the fence. Had to tone it down a little.

Fair enough!  But then, all they'd need to do was raise the fences around the courts, no?

[mountaineer]

Fair enough!  But then, all they'd need to do was raise the fences around the courts, no?

[verga]

This was too ridiculous to put in the Sports category. I hope they offer coloring books and teddy bears, too.


But there is in tennis and gymnastics.

The greatest generation has given birth to the wimpiest generation.

[Gefn]

If you're having troubles, why not just take it out on the tennis balls?  Seems to me the game itself would be the best therapy available.

Never fall in love with a Tennis player

To them, love is nothing.

🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾

[mountaineer]

Never fall in love with a Tennis player

To them, love is nothing.

🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾

@Gefn Oh no you didn't! 

[Gefn]

@Gefn Oh no you didn't! 

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I am glad to give you a laugh @mountaineer

The world seems to be going to heck in a hand basket today 

[Bigun]

https://twitter.com/BGOnTheScene/status/1439274771775098880

[Bigun]

https://twitter.com/LisaBennatan/status/1439268939322822660

[skeeter]

https://twitter.com/LisaBennatan/status/1439268939322822660

Has the assault begun? How many law enforcement officers have been injured?

Is AOC OK?

[Bigun]

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1439281232731426823

[Wingnut]

https://twitter.com/BGOnTheScene/status/1439274771775098880

How cute. Little storm Troopers.

[GtHawk]

How cute. Little storm Troopers.

When did the anti American squad start carrying Captain America style round shields and how could they pass up the irony by not painting them like the Captain America shield?

[Smokin Joe]

When did the anti American squad start carrying Captain America style round shields and how could they pass up the irony by not painting them like the Captain America shield?

Not one smiley face, either (on the shields).

[sneakypete]

https://twitter.com/BGOnTheScene/status/1439274771775098880

@Bigun

Am I the only one thinking "If their suits and other gear was white instead of black,they would look just like Starship Troopers?

[EdinVA]

@Bigun

Am I the only one thinking "If their suits and other gear was white instead of black,they would look just like Starship Troopers?

@sneakypete
They did look a tad silly guarding all that grey hair... they sure don't look like terrorists to me..

[Cyber Liberty]

Can we get this thread back to Ridiculous News stories?  This J6 stuff is politics, though they do look ridiculous....

[Hoodat]

The greatest generation has given birth to the wimpiest generation.

Yep.  They need to remove the word 'boomers' in describing them.

[Wingnut]

Can we get this thread back to Ridiculous News stories?  This J6 stuff is politics, though they do look ridiculous....

It may take awhile. Have Patience!  lol

[Bigun]

Can we get this thread back to Ridiculous News stories?  This J6 stuff is politics, though they do look ridiculous....

I have rarely seen anything more ridiculous than this J6 stuff today.  Maybe that's just me.

[Bigun]

@Bigun

Am I the only one thinking "If their suits and other gear was white instead of black,they would look just like Starship Troopers?

Hadn't thought of that until you mentioned it @sneakypete but yes! Spitting image.

[Wingnut]

Hadn't thought of that until you mentioned it @sneakypete but yes! Spitting image.

C'Mon man.  It was obvious.  Darth Vader forces of evil!  lol

[240B]

Even the news is reporting that there were more Cops, Reporters, and FBI infiltrators than attendees.
The best thing about the white armored Star Wars troopers is that their armor did nothing at all, and they couldn't hit a barn with 100 shots.