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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #452 on: April 11, 2015, 06:21:50 pm »

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #453 on: April 12, 2015, 01:29:23 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #454 on: April 12, 2015, 01:31:20 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #456 on: April 17, 2015, 04:26:33 pm »

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #457 on: April 17, 2015, 05:02:07 pm »


Assuming the shooter is right handed, the pistol is laying on it's wrong side. Plus the barrel should not be pointing toward the cup, bu to the cup's right.And the bacon is overcooked.

But otherwise, pretty spot on.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #459 on: April 19, 2015, 07:47:05 pm »
Assuming the shooter is right handed, the pistol is laying on it's wrong side. Plus the barrel should not be pointing toward the cup, bu to the cup's right.And the bacon is overcooked.

But otherwise, pretty spot on.

Pretty good, except I keep mine holstered while eating, and prefer 2 eggs instead of just the one. Also, there is no steak or hash browns with pancakes. But I guess it would do in a survival situation.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #460 on: April 20, 2015, 11:49:51 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #462 on: April 23, 2015, 07:24:04 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #463 on: April 23, 2015, 10:30:33 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #467 on: May 07, 2015, 01:41:47 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #469 on: May 08, 2015, 05:21:59 pm »
Time is like a river.  You cannot touch the the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again.  Enjoy every moment in life.

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs.  Recently, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man.  He had no known family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and being a man, didn't stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.  There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.  I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.  I went to side of the grave and looked down and saw that the vault lid was already in place.

I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around.  I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family or friends.  Played like I never played before for this homeless man.

As I played Amazing Grace, wht workers began to weep, They wept, wept...we all wept together.

When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car.  Though my head was hanging law, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothing like that before and I've been installing septic tanks for twenty years.

Apparently, I'm still lost....it's a man thing.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #470 on: May 09, 2015, 05:12:04 pm »

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #471 on: May 09, 2015, 05:38:25 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #474 on: May 11, 2015, 06:42:00 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #475 on: May 11, 2015, 09:53:43 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #476 on: May 12, 2015, 09:57:44 am »
I have so many questions about life. For instance:

Why do we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

Why does quicksand work slowly?

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #477 on: May 14, 2015, 08:25:03 am »



....and he's not coming back.    :laugh:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #478 on: May 14, 2015, 08:29:45 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

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« Reply #481 on: May 20, 2015, 06:20:15 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #482 on: May 21, 2015, 10:01:59 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

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« Reply #483 on: May 22, 2015, 10:44:25 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #484 on: May 22, 2015, 10:47:31 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #485 on: May 23, 2015, 12:27:33 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #486 on: May 23, 2015, 01:07:31 am »
LOL!  Good one, Paladin!   :beer:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #488 on: May 27, 2015, 10:59:26 pm »
Have you ever wondered what the difference between grannies and grandads is?

A 5 year old granddaughter is usually taken to school daily by her grandfather.

One day when he had a bad cold, his wife took the grandchild.

That night she told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very different!

"What made it different?" asked her parents.

She replied, "Gran and I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dickhead, Asian pr*ck, or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!"

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #489 on: May 28, 2015, 12:03:33 am »
Good one, Mach!    :beer:
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« Reply #492 on: May 30, 2015, 03:02:10 am »


Made me laugh.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #495 on: May 30, 2015, 02:26:07 pm »
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« Reply #496 on: May 30, 2015, 03:23:09 pm »


LOL!   Really like that one! 
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #498 on: June 01, 2015, 05:41:17 pm »
Members of the anti-Trump cabal: Now that Mr Trump has sewn up the nomination, I want you to know I feel your pain.

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« Reply #499 on: June 02, 2015, 07:23:13 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald