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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #400 on: March 01, 2015, 08:03:24 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #401 on: March 01, 2015, 04:13:41 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #402 on: March 02, 2015, 04:07:52 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #403 on: March 03, 2015, 03:13:49 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #404 on: March 03, 2015, 03:18:25 pm »


Dragon Lizard playing the leaf guitar....having a great time!
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #406 on: March 03, 2015, 04:24:35 pm »


Dragon Lizard playing the leaf guitar....having a great time!

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« Reply #407 on: March 03, 2015, 10:23:00 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #408 on: March 03, 2015, 10:30:50 pm »

Dragon Lizard playing the leaf guitar....having a great time!

Yes, very good!  :beer:
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« Reply #415 on: March 12, 2015, 08:34:29 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #424 on: March 20, 2015, 12:46:51 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #427 on: March 20, 2015, 05:11:40 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #428 on: March 20, 2015, 06:11:40 pm »
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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« Reply #429 on: March 21, 2015, 08:57:34 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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« Reply #434 on: March 25, 2015, 12:25:01 am »

Did someone step on a duck?

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« Reply #437 on: April 03, 2015, 12:48:33 am »


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« Reply #438 on: April 03, 2015, 04:58:12 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #439 on: April 05, 2015, 02:45:40 pm »
Drop that cross one more time you're out of the parade.

Twas the night before Easter and the Rock wouldn't budge.

Pontius Pilate and his Nail Driving Five playing "Rock Around the Cross"

The do-it-yourself Easter kit:  two boards, three nails

I don't care if this IS the Last Supper -- no ID card, no bread and wine!

Jesus was on the cross, and he was really starting to feel the pain, so he cried to his Father, "Lord, if you really love me, you'll remove these nails from my hands."  God complied.  As Jesus began falling forward, he suddenly remembered and yelled (his arms flapping):  "The FEET!  THE FEET!"

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« Reply #440 on: April 05, 2015, 03:05:30 pm »
Anderson Nails

A small factory in the northwest, Anderson Nails, had been experiencing years of success and growth. Feeling that he was ready to try for the big time, the owner, Mr. Anderson, contracted a big Madison Avenue agency to help him promote his product.

Aiming to get the greatest possible exposure, the agency booked a full minute at the beginning of the Super Bowl half time show. Anderson was pretty excited about this, and invited all of his friends and relatives to his home for a big Super Bowl party. At the end of the first half, everybody drew closer to the TV, wanting to see the premiere of the commercial. It began with an aerial shot of the desert, and zoomed in on a small walled city. As the camera slowly panned about the city, it became apparent that this was Jerusalem, during the Roman occupation. A large hill on the horizon came into view, and as the camera drew closer, a number of crosses became visible. The focus settled on a naked man in a crown of thorns, then moved in for an extreme close up of his bleeding hands, and the nails which held them to the cross. The nails were stamped with the Anderson Nails logo. A subtitle appeared on the screen, bearing the words "Anderson Nails -- the Expert's Choice".

Anderson's guests were horrified. The party broke up before the end of the game. The next day, he began to get phone calls from his oldest and most loyal customers, expressing their outrage and cancelling their orders. By the end of the week, his sales were down to nothing. He called the president of the advertising agency to cancel his contract. When Anderson explained the situation, the ad-man was surprised, and offered to create a new campaign and run it at no charge.

The new campaign was slated to start several weeks later, on Easter morning as it turns out. This time, Anderson nervously watched the commercial alone in the privacy of his office. It began the same way as before, with an aerial view of Jerusalem. The camera finally settled on two Roman soldiers drinking wine at a table near the marketplace. Hearing a disturbance nearby, they looked up from their drinks in time to see a naked man, with bleeding hands and feet, being pursued by a group of soldiers. The first soldier looked at his companion, smiled knowingly, and said, "They didn't use Anderson Nails!"

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« Reply #441 on: April 05, 2015, 08:45:11 pm »
Drop that cross one more time you're out of the parade.

Twas the night before Easter and the Rock wouldn't budge.

Pontius Pilate and his Nail Driving Five playing "Rock Around the Cross"

The do-it-yourself Easter kit:  two boards, three nails

I don't care if this IS the Last Supper -- no ID card, no bread and wine!

Jesus was on the cross, and he was really starting to feel the pain, so he cried to his Father, "Lord, if you really love me, you'll remove these nails from my hands."  God complied.  As Jesus began falling forward, he suddenly remembered and yelled (his arms flapping):  "The FEET!  THE FEET!"



Why is Good Friday "Roman Law Day"? It's when the Romans established one of the basic principles of Western Law, i.e., "We don't care who your Father is!"

What is the official beer of Easter? Rolling Rock.
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« Reply #442 on: April 08, 2015, 01:20:57 pm »
A Maine Story: Missing Wife

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Booth Bay Harbor Maine man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maine State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the troopers.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens asked.
 
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking Maine Lobsters that you have ever seen and 60 good-sized Rockfish clinging to her.  Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"

The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #443 on: April 09, 2015, 04:20:21 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #444 on: April 09, 2015, 04:21:41 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #445 on: April 09, 2015, 04:39:16 pm »


Hey, man. We've been waiting an hour. Whens it gonna turn green?

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« Reply #447 on: April 10, 2015, 08:23:38 am »

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two year old skakeboarder.....WTH???
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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #448 on: April 10, 2015, 01:53:18 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #449 on: April 10, 2015, 01:55:30 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

Don't wait until you deathbed to tell people how you feel.  Tell them to f**k off now!   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald