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Well I thought I start a silliness thread just for the hell of it.
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Silly? What is that?
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Every time. :laugh:
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I read recently where once again they were going to enforce the law pertaining to networks being able to broadcast commercials at a louder volume than the actual program you are currently watching at the time.
And also recall reading about it more than ten years ago. IOW....it must be difficult to enforce.
That said, the funniest one I heard was about 2AM while getting up out of bed to use the bathroom....all of a sudden I hear what sounds like a SWAT team outside the door with bullhorns....telling me that there's a pill that will allow me to pee better. :laugh:
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I read recently where once again they were going to enforce the law pertaining to networks being able to broadcast commercials at a louder volume than the actual program you are currently watching at the time.
Wanna hear something REALLY funny.
I have DISH Network.
I have two satellite boxes - one in my office which operates the TV in my office and my bedroom and one in my workout room which operate the TV there and in my kitchen.
As long as my tv in the office and/or bedroom are on the same channel as the TV in the kitchen and both are on HD or SD then the sound is synced........ BUT for the longest time I've noticed when a commercial comes on they don't match up and it was really flumoxing me and then I :pondering: :pondering: :pondering: finally figured it out... the two boxes shows two different commercials on the same channel on the different boxes at the exact same time and then sync back up for regular programming....
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As long as my tv in the office and/or bedroom are on the same channel as the TV in the kitchen and both are on HD or SD then the sound is synced........ BUT for the longest time I've noticed when a commercial comes on they don't match up and it was really flumoxing me and then I :pondering: :pondering: :pondering: finally figured it out... the two boxes shows two different commercials on the same channel on the different boxes at the exact same time and then sync back up for regular programming....
Oh, wow, I experience a similar phenomenon with my cable, major difference being that the 2 TVs (in different rooms) show exactly the same material at exactly the same time but one of the TVs lags behind the other a few seconds in sound. So if I go from my office to the living room with headphones on, the sounds do not synchronize.
Hey, this place ain't Versaille. The 2 TVs aren't in a direct line but they aren't that far apart, either.
I wonder if I can get my story on "Unsolved Mysteries"?
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As long as my tv in the office and/or bedroom are on the same channel as the TV in the kitchen and both are on HD or SD then the sound is synced........ BUT for the longest time I've noticed when a commercial comes on they don't match up and it was really flumoxing me and then I :pondering: :pondering: :pondering: finally figured it out... the two boxes shows two different commercials on the same channel on the different boxes at the exact same time and then sync back up for regular programming....
Oh, wow, I experience a similar phenomenon with my cable, major difference being that the 2 TVs (in different rooms) show exactly the same material at exactly the same time but one of the TVs lags behind the other a few seconds in sound. So if I go from my office to the living room with headphones on, the sounds do not synchronize.
Hey, this place ain't Versaille. The 2 TVs aren't in a direct line but they aren't that far apart, either.
I wonder if I can get my story on "Unsolved Mysteries"?
Are the two TV's on the same satellite box? If one TV is on HD and the other on SD they will be out of sync. But two different commercials on the same channel at the same time just two different SAT boxes???
Also the headphones may be converting to SD from HD?
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I'm going to pin this thread to the top as this will be never ending....
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Are the two TV's on the same satellite box? If one TV is on HD and the other on SD they will be out of sync. But two different commercials on the same channel at the same time just two different SAT boxes???
Also the headphones may be converting to SD from HD?
Rapunzel, I have given this post some serious, serious thought and have decided I have no idea what you are talking about, but I do know it turns me on when you talk hi-tech.
P.s.. Thank you anyway but, no, I don't want you to 'splain it. Some things in life best remain a mystery...and, besides, my electrons are running amuck enough already due to that post above.
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Bwahaha!!!
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Three Guys Go to Heaven
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?"
"She was riding a skateboard."
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My cartoon doppelganger. (seriously, my wife and I are thinking of going as Stan and Francine this year and we won't even have to shop for outfits.)(https://sphotos-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/46120_10151497123111610_2096726877_n.jpg)
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Two roosters don't make a chicken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY9l_a43YLM
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Two roosters don't make a chicken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY9l_a43YLM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY9l_a43YLM)
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THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN:"I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000." ;
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN:"Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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Buckwheat Turns Muslim?
It is becoming a very scary world out there. Another Famous American converts to Islam... It was announced today that Buckwheat Of Our Gang (1950s) fame, Has converted To The Muslim faithand changed his name to: Kareem of Wheat...I just hope he doesn't become a cereal killer!
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Solution to the problem in Egypt :
They want a new Muslim leader;
Give them ours.
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This is creepy, if you fuse Hillary Clinton and Barry Obama, it looks a lot like Paula Deen minus the hair.
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Secret photo reveals how Disney was able to acquire LucasFilms.
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At first I thought that Chris Christie had turned into a California Raisin!
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Hmmm. I kinda wonder if this really is silly.
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Once again I am not sure this is all that silly.
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Words of wisdom from a FB friend (who even now is probably explaining herself to the Secret Service)
The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol of the American Presidency. It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks.
Old Proverb: If you give a man a fish you will feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish you feed him for a lifetime!
New Obama Proverb: If you give a man hope of getting a job, he will vote Democrat for a year! If you give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone, free internet, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment, free health care and free medicine...He will vote Democrat the rest of his life and several more times after he's dead.
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Newsroom : Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOgj2etJs3Y
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Another version of that same pic.
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1. Obama as a pimp? That's so "racist."
2. MY EYES! GAAAHHH!!!!!
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Posted before? I hope not and if so I apologize. Still funny, regardless.
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What did Putin tell this kid?
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Nice one, Cinc. If I could do photoshop, I would put it in his head
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The last three images have literally make me laugh out loud. KUDO's!
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Senior Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
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The shutdown has to end.
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I suppose this is not "silly" since it is an actual CraigsList ad but where could it possibly go?
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1997 Jeep Cherokee (XJ)
220K Miles
4.0 L in-line 6
4WD
AUTOMATIC Transmission
Bright Red
Straight Stock
Crank Windows, no cruise, no tilt, no delay wiper, no nonsense
POWER MIRRORS! Woo Hoo!
$1750
Here's the deal, kids:
This is a Jeep Cherokee. This is not a luxury SUV, or a maintenance-free disposable import. It has solid front axles, wind noise, and character.
It's a Jeep. It rides like a Jeep. It drives like a Jeep. All of these are GOOD things.
It is not new, it is not pristine, it is used. This will be apparent in the pictures.
If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and bitch a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bullshit job where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL and consider adverse weather an excuse to do stupid shit: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.
Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate?
Have you ever uttered the words, "Hold my beer and watch this ..."?
While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, "I could hit that from here with the .22 ..."?
Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun?
Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?
When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you consider taking on another project?
Is your ol' lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage?
-could you not care less?
Do you have Jalopnik saved on your laptop AND smartphone?
Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?
Do you still miss your first ride?
Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks?
Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars?
Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion?
If you answered in the affirmative to the preceding: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.
DETAILS:
-I am the second owner. First owner barely got it dirty and engaged the front axles once.
-I have remedied this excessive caretaking with muddy roads and a pile of fun.
-The motor uses a little oil. How much? I don't know, I'm not collecting statistical analysis points.
I check the oil, I fill the oil, I drive. Not enough to bother me.
-It leaks a little oil. How much? Not enough for me to care. It has 220,000 miles, Poindexter!
If you have a vehicle with 220K NOT leaking or burning oil, it's empty!
-Rear bumper has a big-ass crease in it. I dented it backing into a concrete pole. Sober.
We drove away giggling, for the record. Haven't fixed it.
-Driver's side door was caught by the wind, whipped forward, got into the LF quarter panel.
-Radiator has a small leak. Pinhole. I can replace the radiator or you can. Really doesn't matter
A new radiator and hoses will run $145. If you don't want to replace them I will.
Add $250 to the price of vehicle. This includes radiator, hoses, and labor (beer). A freaking bargain.
-The badass little 4.0L bullet-proof in-line six starts and runs like the proverbial champ.
-Tranny and 4WD operate perfectly
-Tires will need replaced in a couple thousand miles. I haven't upgraded because I had plans:
Had planned a small lift, upgrade to 17" Wrangler wheels, and more aggressive tires.
Life got in the way - it ain't happening.
-Zombie stickers on the right rear window stay. My daughter's idea, take it up with her.
-Flogging Molly sticker stays as well. They kick ass, so there.
QUESTIONS:
-Why are you selling?
I can't justify owning it anymore. Motorsickles, kiddos, work, travel, and beer have consumed my time and money.
Someone else needs to appreciate the Jeep for what it is: awesome mechanical artistry.
-What's wrong with it?
Radiator. Small oil leaks. Driver's side door cosmetic issues.
And it's pissed it has been neglected and parked. It needs rescued.
-Does the 4WD work?
Hell yes. Like a Dickensian Orphan.
-Will you sell me the [engine / tranny / rear door / axle / etc.]?
No. I'm not in the salvage business. Buy the Jeep. Love the Jeep. Give the Jeep a home.
-Will you take [insert ridiculously stupid low number here]?
No. If I wanted [ridiculously low number] I would have asked [ridiculously low number]
Want a cheap car? Get your kid that lowered tuner piece of shit honda project down the road.
I think I'm plenty cheap for this bad mofo.
-Why is it still stock?
Because I bought it for a daily driver with the intention of turning it into a project.
I haven't had the time to do so. So I am selling it.
-Can I put a 6" lift and giant tires on it?
I don't give a shit. But be sure to use quality components and for God's sake - get it aligned after a lift!
-Would this make a good car for my daughter?
Hell. Yes. Not only a good car, a learning experience. Introduction to vehicular maintenance.
Additionally, there isn't really enough room in the back for that little bastard she's dating to try anything.
-Can you deliver?
Within reason. I'd drive it a hundred miles or so. But really, you should come get it. Look it over. Have a beer. Etc.
-Will you take a check / cashier's check / Western Union Transfer / Nigerian Promissory Note?
Would you take a ball pein hammer to the forehead?
No. I'll take Cash. Period. Bring cash or don't show.
-Will you ship to -?
No. See above.
-No, really, all I have is [lowball dollar amount]?
That's great, I don't give a shit. Unicef ain't running this deal, and until they do I want $1750.
Why? Because I don't HAVE to sell this little beauty. Truth be known, I'd rather keep it.
But if it's going to a good home - I will sell. Unless you're an bleep - then no sale.
-Why are you such a dick?
Everything is relative; you should see my friends.
Any other questions, feel free to reply to this email and ask.
•Location: Enid, OK
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posting ID: 4119280944
Posted: 2013-10-09, 11:39AM CDT
Updated: 2013-10-09, 3:36PM CDT
email to a friend
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Obama is thinking: "This proves I am not a Muslim - no Muslim would kiss a pig."
Pelosi is thinking: "I've had so many face lifts, you are actually kissing my ass."
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I suppose this is not "silly" since it is an actual CraigsList ad but where could it possibly go?
This is the best damn thing I have read in months! Thanks
Oh, by the way, hold my beer.....
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Infographic- putting Obamacare successful enrollments in context.
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2013/10/20131015_obamacaremars.png)
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I suppose this is not "silly" since it is an actual CraigsList ad but where could it possibly go?
(http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/t413/winthroproberts/jeep_zps5820d602.jpg) (http://s1058.photobucket.com/user/winthroproberts/media/jeep_zps5820d602.jpg.html)
LOL, I would buy it. As a Jeep owner, I can appreciate all that.
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Guy with laryngitis knocks at the doctor's house. Doctor's wife opens the door.
"Yes?"
"Is the doctor in?" the man whispers.
Wife whispers "No. Come in."
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Artist Shows What Disney Princesses’ Happily-Ever-Afters Really Look Like
Some of these are quite funny but I am not quite so sure about a couple, especially #3. The artist has a clever imagination accompanied by an occasionally dark attitude.
http://www.demilked.com/fallen-princesses-dina-goldstein/
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"Happy Birthday to Joe Biden, who turned 71 years old. Biden wore a party hat, carried balloons, and ate cake for lunch. So he was especially happy when they told him it was his birthday."
–Jimmy Fallon
(http://moonbattery.com/joe-biden-clown.jpg)
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Hard to believe, but Joe has serious intentions of running for President against the Hildebeest in 2016.
Biden has been Obama's best insurance against impeachment, because nobody wanted to be responsible for handing Joe the keys to the Kingdom. Hard to see who could possibly give Joe that kind of cover........
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A poem of passion and devotion meant for all:
I WANT YOU.
I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU.
I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU.
I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT TILL YOU MOAN AND GROAN.
I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY.
I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I’M FINISHED WITH YOU AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.
ALL MY LOVE,
SWINE FLU
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Dang it all, Cincy!
WHAT HAPPENED IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS!
Call me ....
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Now that's funny....!!
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From our friends at Iowntheworld.com.....
Last night, my friends and I went to a strip club. One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a $10 bill. When the dancer came over, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to her butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. He called the girl back, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to her other butt cheek.
Then my third friend called the girl over, licked a $50 bill and slapped it on her ass. The place was going wild.
Seeing the way things were going I was hoping she’d just dance away, I had 18 bucks in my wallet, nothing higher than a five.
But no. She looked my way, smiled and danced her way over to me! Now everyone’s whooping it up and clapping and egging me on to up the ante, and the girl bends over and wiggles her butt in my face.
My brain was churning, I didn’t know what I was going to do as I was reaching for my wallet.
Then it came to me.
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her ass, grabbed the eighty bucks and left.
Read more at http://iowntheworld.com/blog/#DQzRHYovGIOcUYGU.99
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Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told me; “Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.
Work starts on Monday.
I love this country. It’s the government that scares the crap out of me.
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"Whites Only Laundry"
Tom makes some unfortunate name choices with his new laundry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR3ChDXCv0I
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I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but I thought it was funny!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152124241813608 (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152124241813608)
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WHAT A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN SHOULD REALLY LOOK LIKE:
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(http://afrocityblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/cheerleader-header.jpg%3Fw%3D480%26h%3D250)
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except for the one where your teeth fall out, and your hands are melting, and you look down at your feet and you have the lower body of a horse...
except for that one...Always follow your dreams.
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This thread should be revived. 13291
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S8YK-2waOk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcciN15D4QQ
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A frog walks into a bank.
He approaches a teller and says, "Hi! I'm Mick Jagger's son and I'd like a loan."
The teller, not a little taken aback at this unusual request, stammers out a reply, "Um, er, sir, um, loans are applied for with one of our loan officers. If you wish to apply for a loan, please see the loan receptionist," and he directs the frog over to a man sitting at a desk in a glassed in area adjacent to the lobby.
"Thank you," says the frog who departs to the loan area.
"May I help you?" asks the loan receptionist.
"Yes, please," says the frog, "I'd like a loan. I'm good for the money because I'm Mick Jagger's son."
"Yes," says the man. "I see." Not knowing quite what to do with this frog, he opts to direct him to the senior loan specialist. "Please go and speak with Ms. Patricia Mack, our senior loan counselor, she will advise you."
"Thank you very much," says the frog and he goes over to introduce himself.
"Good Morning," says the frog, "I am here to secure a loan from your bank. I can assure that I am good for the loan, as Mick Jagger is my father."
"Um, well, yes, good morning, my name is Patricia Mack, though everyone calls me Patty, and, um, well, err, please have a seat."
Eyeing the frog with prudent skepticism, Ms. Mack begins, "You see, when the bank makes a loan, even to the, um, offspring of celebrities, it is customary to secure collateral for the loan to be re-paid."
"But I assure you Ms. Mack..."
"Patty, please."
"Patty, thank you," says the frog. "I can assure that there is no risk to the bank, after all, I am Mick Jagger's son. If you ask the manager, I'm sure he'll agree."
"Um, uh, sir, yes, but you see, it is bank policy to provide collateral for loans, even to the scions of famous celebrities. It is simply how these things are done."
"Oh." says the frog. "Well, here then," he says, and reaching into his pocket, he pulls out a tiny porcelain pink elephant and places it gently on the loan counselor's desk.
"There," says the frog, "now you have your collateral, really, I am good for the money, you know. After all, I'm Mick Jagger's son. May I please have the loan?"
Ms. Mack eyes the delicate, tiny pink porcelain elephant. And looks at the frog, smiling expectantly. And then again at the delicate, tiny pink porcelain elephant.
"Very well, "she says, "I will confer with the loan manager. Please wait here."
Ms. Mack rises, and somewhat dubiously goes into the loan manager's office.
"Hello, Patty, what can I do for you, " says the loan manager.
"Well, there's this frog, see, and he says he wants a loan and that he's good for the money because he's Mick Jagger's son. I explained to him that it's bank policy to secure collateral again the loan and he gave me this...this...well, what the heck is this thing anyway?"
The loan manager smiles at her and says, "It's a nick nack, Patty Mack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5neabZ5pVQ
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt7FDTpzGvo
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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With: Eats, shoots, and leaves.
Without: Eats shoots and leaves.
commas are one of the best inventions ever.
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With: Eats, shoots, and leaves.
Without: Eats shoots and leaves.
commas are one of the best inventions ever.
My editor would disagree. Use WAY too many! :silly:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANO9nXg4fvE
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NSFW - This Guy Just Made The Staff At Walmart Lose Their Minds...This Is Genius. (http://www.tickld.com/x/this-guy-just-made-the-staff-at-walmart-lose-their-mindsthis-is-genius)
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NSFW - This Guy Just Made The Staff At Walmart Lose Their Minds...This Is Genius. (http://www.tickld.com/x/this-guy-just-made-the-staff-at-walmart-lose-their-mindsthis-is-genius)
It really wasn't half-bad - almost Picasso-like! :silly:
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NSFW - This Guy Just Made The Staff At Walmart Lose Their Minds...This Is Genius. (http://www.tickld.com/x/this-guy-just-made-the-staff-at-walmart-lose-their-mindsthis-is-genius)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzwQ8_H3DFw
:beer:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzwQ8_H3DFw
:beer:
Tallywhacker! I remember that scene! :silly:
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Original broadcast date: January 7, 1956
Clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92YQbNLnh_Q
Full episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ZrEdkTgS4
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Nancy Pelosi Discusses Benghazi on Facebook (http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2014/05/nancy-pelosi-discusses-benghazi-on.html)
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Good one, Machiavelli! :laugh:
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3 close friends from Utah were off to college. One heading for Harvard. One to MIT. One to Texas A&M. Many beers were sunk, promises to keep in touch - the usual last night at home thing. And a promise that they would all meet up in a year.
The year passes, and there they are in the same bar again. Laughing and joking, as if they'd never been apart. Catching up, having fun. The beer, as is it's wont, caught up with them. All three made a beeline for the gents. Three urinals, so no problem. They have their pee, then the Harvard and MIT guy head to the sinks to wash their hands. The A&M guy shakes, zips, and starts walking out the door.
"Here, Don! In Harvard we are expected to wash our hands after going to the toilet!" shouts the Harvard guy.
"In Texas we are taught not to piss on them in the first place."
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Spurious Correlations (http://www.tylervigen.com/)
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Spurious Correlations (http://www.tylervigen.com/)
How does one expire getting tangled up in their bedsheets?
in fact.....how does one get tangled in their bedsheets?
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Nightmares.
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Nightmares.
Then the cause of death is not asphyxiation, but rather a heart attack? Still puzzled.... :laugh:
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Then the cause of death is not asphyxiation, but rather a heart attack? Still puzzled.... :laugh:
Bit grave for the silliness thread - it's a bit of both. You thrash around, get the sheet caught around your neck. At the same time, your heart rate is way up. It doesn't take much restriction to simply shut you down for good. Had a policy - been on a bad run? You sleep on top of the covers. No excuses.
To get back on track:
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Thanks for explaining that for me, EC. :beer:
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There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was searching for a chief.
A year passed, and only three people applied for the very demanding position: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai.
The emperor asked the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox, and out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword. The bumblebee dropped dead, chopped in half. The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"
The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Chinese samurai, to come in and demonstrate why he should be chosen. The Chinese samurai also opened a matchbox and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! The fly dropped dead, chopped into four small pieces. The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"
Now the emperor turned to the Jewish samurai, and asked him to demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Jewish Samurai opened a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around.
The emperor, obviously disappointed, said, "Very ambitious, but why is that gnat not dead?"
The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said, "Circumcision is not meant to kill."
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Jesus is sitting in the shade outside a small town. In the distance he hears a noise, getting steadily closer. A woman runs up to him, throws herself down and grabs the hem of his robe.
"Save me, Lord, they wish to stone me for being a prostitute." He stands suddenly, arms crossed, glaring at the crowd, who come to a sudden stop.
"He who without sin, cast the first stone." The crowd shuffles, looks at the ground and each other, anywhere but at Jesus. He helps the woman to her feet, when suddenly a stone comes flying out of nowhere, hitting her hard on the shoulder. The crowd looks around, and a pathway opens between our Lord and the thrower. He looks hard, then sighs.
"Dammit, Mom. Not you."
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33 Dogs With The Most Rare Looks Ever (http://sfglobe.com/?id=766&src=fbfan_766)
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Meanwhile In Ethiopia
Goat riding man for a change.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=30e_1401360571 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=30e_1401360571)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxFq16IG_k0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxFq16IG_k0
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A woman was at the bar waiting for a beer when a butt-ugly big old redneck came up behind her and slapped her on the butt.
He said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number."
She looked at him and said, "Have you got a pen?"
His eyes lit up and he said, "I sure do!"
She said, "Well, you better get back into it, before the farmer notices you're missing."
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aka feline torture. {the neck inhibitor }
That ain't right! :laugh:
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Been reading Cracked again, Myrle? :tongue2:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ExZ0i04pSeY
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33 Dogs With The Most Rare Looks Ever (http://sfglobe.com/?id=766&src=fbfan_766)
the article's gone now, but there's a related story about a dog that was so emaciated it was thought dead, until someone saved him at the last minute. It's incredible: http://sfglo.be/fA
Here's what he looked like when found:
(http://sftimes.s3.amazonaws.com/d/1/e/7/d1e79e30c857d2f18cbfcd5bdec81a76.jpg)
And here's what he looks like after a full recovery:
(http://sftimes.s3.amazonaws.com/4/e/5/2/4e526df9b68d303bc50fbab3f47e8963.jpg)
truly amazing.
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NSFW (profanity) - How To Be A Dollar Menu Millionaire (http://www.break.com/video/how-to-be-a-dollar-menu-millionaire-2621969)
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The Friggin Falcon, by Theodore Rose Cogswell, circa 1966.....
I went to take a friggin walk by the friggin reservoir
A wishin' for a friggin quid to pay my friggin score
My head, it was a-achin', an' me throat was parched and dry
And so I sent a little prayer a-wingin' to the sky
And there came a friggin falcon, and he walked upon the waves
I said "A friggin miracle!" and sang a couple staves
Of a friggin churchy ballad that I learned when I was young
The friggin bird took to the air and spattered me with dung
I fell upon my friggin knees and bowed my friggin head
And said three friggin Aves for all my friggin dead
And then I rose upon my feet and said another ten;
For the friggin bird burst into flame and spattered me again
The burnin' bird hung in the air just like a friggin sun
It seared me friggin eyebrows off, and when the job was done
The burnin' bird shot 'cross the sky, just like a shooting star
I ran to tell the friggin Priest. He bummed me last cigar
I told him of the miracle, he told me of the rose
I showed him bird crap in me hair, the bastard held his nose
I went to see the Bishop, but the friggin Bishop said:
"Go home and sleep it off, you sot - and wash your friggin head!"
I came upon the friggin wake of a dirty rotten swine
By name of Jock O'Leary, and I touched his head with mine
Ol' Jock, he sat up in his box and raised his friggin head
And his wife took up a candlestick and beat the bugger dead
Again I touched his head with mine and brought him back to life
His smiling face rolled on the floor - this time, she used a knife
And then she fell upon her knees, and started in to pray:
"'Twas 40 years, O Lord," she said, "I've waited for this day!"
I walked the friggin city 'mongst the friggin 'alt an' lame
And ev'ry time I raised 'em up, they got knocked down again
'Cause the love of God comes down to men a friggin curious way
But when a man is marked for love, that love is here to stay
And this I know because I've got a friggin curious sign:
Ev'ry time I wash my head, the water turns to wine!
I gives it free to workin' bloaks to brighten up their lives
So they don'no kick no dogs around, nor beat up on their wives
'Cause there ain't no use to miracles like walkin' on the sea
They crucified the Son o' God, but they don't muck with me
I leave the friggin blind alone, the dyin' and the dead
But ev'ry day at 4 o'clock, I wash my friggin head!
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I love that one! :beer:
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There's a joke in there, but you have to know about a certain movie franchise.
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Alas, I don't think there's much silly about this one.
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Alas, I don't think there's much silly about this one.
Agreed.
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which was worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut!
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I received this in an email from a friend. I have no idea whether this is a true story or not, but I like it.
I saw the cell phone thing first hand. My wife and I were just seated in a booth, my wife with her back to a man in the booth behind her, and me facing my wife and thus the other man's date. The woman was on her phone talking intently to a friend as we sat down.
They were served their food just after we were seated, the woman still on the phone.
She continued talking on the phone as she ate.
Even just being able to see the back of the man, I could tell by his body language he was becoming very upset with the woman. She continued on the phone for the entire meal, talking loudly and annoying everyone seated within earshot.
The phone conversation ended when the server brought the check.
Now the good part. The man said to the waitress, "We'll have separate checks, please."
The woman's mouth dropped open and she said, "But I didn't bring any money! We're on a date and you're supposed to pay."
The man replied, "You're right, we WERE on a date. You have a phone. Call your friend to bring you some money. You talked to them all night and you ignored me. Ask them for a ride home, too."
At that, the man walked to the cashier, paid for his meal and left the woman sitting there dumbfounded. My wife and I, along with the other patrons annoyed by the woman on the phone, all wanted to jump up and cheer this man for doing the right thing.
Bad me. I would have stood and clapped!
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Ah, Windows 95. Now THAT is a flashback.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eMCURWpNAg
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How could Stephen Spielberg kill a Triceratops? Gullible internet users in uproar over vintage photo of Jurassic Park director posing with 'prey' (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2688463/Steven-Spielberg-Im-disappointed-Online-uproar-photo-famous-movie-director-posing-triceratops-just-slaughtered.html)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U
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Falling Obama Shockwave animation (http://www.y8.com/games/falling_obama)
You can drag him around with your cursor if he gets stuck.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_cdbByTeNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_cdbByTeNE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_cdbByTeNE
Even that would have been preferable to what we got.
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Spot The Historical Error In This "Downton Abbey" Publicity Picture
Guys, YOU HAD ONE JOB.
Downton Abbey producers have released several images to promote series five of the popular period drama.
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-08/14/10/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-11824-1408028399-7.jpg)
There's just one issue with this image, which was apparently removed by ITV as soon as they realised the error. Seen it yet?
Link (http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/downton-abbey-water-bottle-picture-error)
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Plastics hadn't been invented yet! Check the bottle on the mantle.
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That is not plastic. That bottle is made from the finest crystal in France. It is a mere 'reproduction' of a 20th century so called 'plastic' bottle.
And it is quite well done I might add.
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Worst garage door installation ever. (http://www.wimp.com/doorinstallation/)
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7987426560/h92620826/) (http://icanhas.cheezburger.com/share/7987426560)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv_L9XcdgY0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv_L9XcdgY0
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I thought some of us here could use this for reference:
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Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.
"OK," the judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce."
"Well, your honor," Dan started, "Every once in a while my sister in law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are so identical looking, every once in a while I'd end up making love to her by mistake."
"Surely there must be some difference between the two women," the judge said.
Dan replied, "You'd better believe there is a difference, your honor! That's why I want the divorce!"
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I really liked the vaccine/firefighter/electricity awareness cartoon. It is shocking to consider all the deadly dangers we accept as just the "daily routine" and official social norms like electric death trap homes, or axe wielding uniformed pyromaniacs, or daily bathing. Which brings up the whole dihydrogen monoxide controversy.
There are a lot of really stupid people out there, but thanks to activist who have really studied the issue, like Jessica Simpson, we are getting the word out.
(cough cough)
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I do not know why you posted this, but it happened to me when I was 18. This girl was desperately in love with me and kept pushing for marriage. I was so young and free. I had zero interest in marriage. Eventually she became so pushy, I had break up with her.
She started to foam at the mouth, ran into the kitchen and got a knife, not unlike the one pictured. She was ready to kill me. She raised the knife to stab me and then she froze. She started crying and fell to her knees.
I told her it would be Ok. And we went to bed. The next day, I told her parents about what had happened. They called the police, on her, because they were concerned about where this was going. Then I joined the Navy and that was that.
I apologize for this story. I don't want to change the mood of the thread. It is just that that last 'joke' was pretty close to home for me.
I don't think bread and mayo would have done anything, but she did bake a cake for me the next morning. And that is a true story.
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The Story of Adam and Eve's Pets
Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal and God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
And God said, "I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."
And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."
And God said, "I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was happy.
And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.
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FrogTV
This is how frogs are entertained by watching their favorite channel :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHfD3QYDUAI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHfD3QYDUAI
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FrogTV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHfD3QYDUAI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHfD3QYDUAI
that is funny. About a 3 years ago a neighbor was taking care of dog up here. We were watching Tv and he told me not to go to the animal planet channel because the dog he was taking care had already had his hour to watch. Well of course I didn't believe him so he change the channel, sure enough Dutch the dog ran in and sat in front of the Tv and watched it. The owner said anymore than a hour a day and Dutch would be too hyper to sleep at night....true story.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKtemqQkRXg
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A black man applied for a fork lift operator job at a company in Detroit. A white man applied for the same job.
Since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test. They were led to a quiet room where there would be no interruptions by the manager.
When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.
The manager went to the black man and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we've decided to give the white guy the job."
The black man asked, "And why would you be doing that? Are you a racist? We both got 19 questions right? This being Detroit, and me being black, surely I should get the job."
The manager replied, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong."
The black man then asked, "Tell me now, how would one incorrect answer be better than another?"
The manager replied, "Simple. On question number 7 the white guy wrote down, 'I don't know.' You put down, ‘Neither do I'."
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#1 selling Halloween costume in TX...
Too soon?
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some good stuff today, Mach.....given the state of the country right now, it's nice to crack a smile or two! :beer:
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How to troll a hipster. (http://imgur.com/r/funny/jFUNAB2)
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#1 selling Halloween costume in TX...
Too soon?
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10417709_10205257236375810_7633901099555569354_n.jpg?oh=b772841ff1779b7567088d1ba16b259b&oe=54B27CB9&__gda__=1420843183_30e28365bcf40c0e72978fe5bd3e60b1) (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10205257236375810&set=a.1108686762735.2018984.1393808261&type=1)
No not to soon. I read it is one of the favs this year.
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NSFW! (http://i.imgur.com/Xd1qMnM.jpg)
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These 20 Students Are Seriously the Laziest People Ever (http://www.playboy.com/articles/students-laziest-people-ever)
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Seal photobombs penguin reunion...... :laugh:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnIH5rt6giY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnIH5rt6giY
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To: Nachum
She’s and idiot.
5 posted on 10/27/2014, 8:21:27 PM by rockinqsranch
In a TOS thread about Hillary Clinton's "clarifying" her recent statement
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Al Melvin @SenatorMelvin 1h1 hour ago
#azright WWW:Uncle Frank was a staunch Conservative & voted straight GOP until the day he died in Chicago. Since then he has voted Democrat.
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Judge Orders God To Break Up Into Smaller Deities (http://www.theonion.com/articles/judge-orders-god-to-break-up-into-smaller-deities,404/)
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Funeral for an Old Clown (Creeky, Gone but Hardly Forgotten) (http://www.ellicottvilletimes.com/2014/10/30/creeky-the-clown-gone-but-hardly-forgotten/) by William Thomas.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8KhfREyQgU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJtV_YLuNE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJtV_YLuNE
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In the true spirit of silliness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kKU1S0lWxo
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In the true spirit of silliness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kKU1S0lWxo
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NSFW (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvJ7KWlgCaU)
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RLMAO!!!! oh my laughing so much I cry......bwhaha how do I post this on my facebook page anyone know?
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how do I post this on my facebook page ... ?
Check your PM. ^-^
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how do I post this on my facebook page anyone know?
- If you do not already have the image on your computer, download the image to your computer.
- In Facebook, click on the Status field (ie: What's on your mind?).
- You will see several icons below. Click on the camera icon.
- Browse and locate the image you wish to upload to Facebook.
- Highlight the image.
- Click "Open."
- The image will begin loading. When it's finished loading, it will appear in the status field. Click "Post" and you're done. ^-^
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Check your PM. ^-^
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Giving Up Wine
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I must spend my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you to dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for that. I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she gives up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
Scary ride
A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening News:
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
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Old People and Technology
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.
The place was packed but the music was really loud, so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod (with ear piece).
This is what happens when old people start using technology.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCvz9vk_XWA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifBeFtzVfOk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifBeFtzVfOk
'Yale's Goalkeeper' Saves 5 Penalties with His Face in Funny New Sketch (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2274214-yales-goalkeeper-saves-five-penalties-with-his-face-in-funny-new-sketch)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5MEJk5ZCQ
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North Dakota Names Landfill After Obama
The Daily Currant
November 17, 2014
The state of North Dakota has named a new publicly-owned landfill after President Barack Obama.
In an overwhelming 35-10 vote, the state Senate advanced a bill naming a 650-acre site currently under construction after the nation’s 44th president. Governor Jack Dalrymple is expected to sign the measure into law Tuesday.
More (http://dailycurrant.com/2014/11/17/north-dakota-names-landfill-after-obama/)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqQkkgedKCk
Groucho Marx and Pedro Gonzalez-Gonzalez discuss marriage.
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More: 'The Night They Voxplained Christmas' and other hilarious #FailedHolidaySpecials (http://twitchy.com/2014/11/28/the-night-they-voxplained-christmas-and-other-hilarious-failedholidayspecials/)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxghh2mPKOc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxghh2mPKOc)
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The speeder and the cop (http://www.tickld.com/funny/t/1080332)
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It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bummer day on the day that you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day.
So, the next day at 12:01, the first person came to the gates of Heaven. The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly asked the man, "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died."
"No problem," the man said. "I came home to my 25th floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife having an affair. But her lover was nowhere in sight; immediately I began searching for him. My wife was half naked and yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment. Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy! Well, I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground. But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some trees and bushes that broke his fall and he didn't die. This ticked me off even more. In a rage, I went back inside to get the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at him. Oddly enough, the first thing I thought of was the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony, and tipped it over the side. It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly."
The Angel sat back and thought a moment. Technically, the guy did have a bad day. It was a crime of passion. So, the Angel announces, "OK sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and let him in. A few seconds later the next guy came up. "Greetings, friend: before I can let you in, I need to hear about what your day was like when you died."
The man said, "No problem. But you're not going to believe this, I was on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises. I had been under a lot of pressure so I was really pushing hard to relieve my stress. I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily, I was able to catch myself by my finger tips on the balcony below mine. But all of a sudden this crazy man comes out of his apartment, starts cussing, and stomps on my fingers. Well, of course I fell. I hit some trees and bushes at the bottom which broke my fall so I didn't die right away. As I'm laying there face up on the ground, unable to move and in excruciating pain, I see this guy push his refrigerator of all things off the balcony. It falls the 25 floors and lands on top of me killing me instantly."
The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his story. "I could get used to this new policy," he thinks to himself. "Very well sir," the Angel announces. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and he lets the man enter.
A few seconds later, President Clinton comes up to the gate. The Angel is almost too shocked to speak. Thoughts of assassination and war pour through the Angel's head. Finally he says "Mr. President, please tell me what it was like the day you died."
Clinton says, "OK, picture this. I'm naked inside a refrigerator..."
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LOL! I stole that DC!
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LOL! I stole that DC!
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LOL! That's excellent, Mach!
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South Dakota pulls driving campaign over innuendo
South Dakota officials have canceled a public safety campaign to raise awareness about the dangers of jerking the steering wheel on icy roads, saying it's too risque.
The Department of Public Safety has pulled the "Don't Jerk and Drive" ads, which played on the double-meaning of the word "jerk." Highway Safety Director Lee Axdahl told the Argus Leader earlier this week that the double meaning was intentional, to grab people's attention.
He says the message is that the department would prefer drivers keep their cars out of the ditch and their mind out of the gutter.
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Not really, Look at Ferguson. Do you know the kind of social and political upheaval African Americans would have wreaked on this country if Obama lost. It was in everyone's best interest to give that man 2 terms. For safety's sake. :chairbang:
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Hey Chris is this posted on the right thread?
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's President Obama’s clock?' asked the man.
Obama’s clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan
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Happy Festivus!
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Cat Whisperer @CattyHipster (https://twitter.com/CattyHipster/status/554579692205133824)
I just watched Discovery's "How It's Made" and honestly, I'm never eating another urinal cake again.
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5:04 AM - 12 Jan 2015
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObgpFydLOcw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObgpFydLOcw
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I laughed too hard. I am going to hell for that.
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Must've looked so easy. Just rolls right up to it. I think someone was handicapped way beyond the physical.
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SENIOR TRYING TO SET PASSWORD
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50damnboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
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Love it!!
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How did they train that goat to do that?
The Ed Sullivan scout would've flipped over this act!
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That is true..
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggHWRpsMEmk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD6MTlT2Ye8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbaR4SBAr4s
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DISCLAIMER: not my house. not my hand. :laugh:
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Speaking of Shatner/Star Trek…I found this little piece when perusing the 'net the other day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnvzAyZIqRc
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=N09iNMT-dU0
Brian Williams reports other false stories about himself | SUPERcuts! #160
Washington Free Beacon
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They are going to have no choice but to replace him.
That is, if they're at all serious about being a trusted news source.
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“How do you think the unthinkable?”
“Thimple. With an itheberg.”
(not my joke)
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Bruce Jenner to Sue General Mills Over Undisclosed Wheaties Side Effects (http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/driveby/bruce_jenner_to_sue_over.php)
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Dude lives the pug life.
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Oh man, that made me laugh.
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20 Of The Most Ridiculous Bad Parking Windshield Notes To Ever Happen (http://tre31-47.diply.com/thatjusthappened/20-most-ridiculous-bad-parking-windshield-notes/96454)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NJQvswrSPg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fu6uBHl0hE
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That is laugh out loud funny. The best part is at the very end.
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".....like forgetting a threesome with Sofia Vegara and Kate Upton..." :laugh:
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...it is like misremembering whether or not you were ever mauled by a tiger...!!!!
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So what does that leave us with? Those circus freaks at MSNBC? funny stuff
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If only...... :whistle:
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I was born on an island in the Mediterranean and am both exhilarated and depressed by a northeast winter.
Looking forward to moving to a warmer climate. Any suggestions? Must be retiree friendly.
I've lived in mountain foothills, big cities, on farmland, and in small towns. I'm thinking coastal or desert now.
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I'm ruling out underground, okay?
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I'm ruling out underground, okay?
For now, right?
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For now, right?
Unless science finds a cure for death, yes.
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Unless science finds a cure for death, yes.
:thumbsup:
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Well, I'm looking at the longer range forecast, and it looks—LOOKS— like March is going to be much better than February. The constant barrage of polar air that seems to have taken root this month appears ready to break down just in time for the end of the month (and it was only a matter of time; the sun has to heat up that air eventually).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnfAxUjRQAo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8oXFZAzBEw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8oXFZAzBEw
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That's funny!
I have cats like that - it usually means they want breakfast!
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Oh, he thinks he'll like it in Florida. But I guarantee you he won't last a second there...
Well, someone had to say it.
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Oh, he thinks he'll like it in Florida. But I guarantee you he won't last a second there...
Well, someone had to say it.
That's a good one!
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“18 People In Infomercials Who Can't Even…” (http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/18-people-infomercials-who-cant-even-gifs)
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Top 10 Viral Videos of All Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk4acvdyyqo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk4acvdyyqo
10. Kony 2012 (2012)
9. Numa Numa (2004)
8. Leave Britney Alone (2007)
7. "Chocolate Rain" by Tay Zonday (2007)
6. Bed Intruder Song (2010)
5. David After Dentist (2009)
4. Double Rainbow (2010)
3. Star Wars Kid (2003)
2. Evolution of Dance (2006)
Honorable Mentions:
-- Charlie Bit Me (2007)
-- "Friday" by Rebecca Black (2011)
-- Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007)
-- Harlem Shake (2013)
-- Grape lady falls! (2006)
-- Keyboard Cat (2007)
1. "Gangnam Style" by PSY (2012)
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Dragon Lizard playing the leaf guitar....having a great time!
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Dragon Lizard playing the leaf guitar....having a great time!
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Dragon Lizard playing the leaf guitar....having a great time!
Yes, very good! :beer:
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#HarrisonFord plane crash: Twitter reacts: A look at the best of the Twitter reaction to news that Harrison Ford has emerged 'battered but ok' from a plane crash (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/11454062/HarrisonFord-plane-crash-Twitter-reacts.html)
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#HarrisonFord plane crash: Twitter reacts: A look at the best of the Twitter reaction to news that Harrison Ford has emerged 'battered but ok' from a plane crash (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/11454062/HarrisonFord-plane-crash-Twitter-reacts.html)
Love this!
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Love this!
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03222/harrison_3222194b.jpg)
The Internet is Having a Field Day with Harrison Ford Plane Crash Memes (http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7013816/the-internet-is-having-a-field-day-with-harrison-ford-plane-crash-memes)
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Man starts church for jerks (http://www.larknews.com/archives/5007)
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How To Talk About Race At Starbucks (video) (http://iaf.tv/2015/03/18/how-to-talk-about-race-at-starbucks/)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D09FXtpMUew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D09FXtpMUew
Staged.
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Did someone step on a duck?
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The Cat taught us one more lesson that day: on the railroad tracks, we should never play.
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Drop that cross one more time you're out of the parade.
Twas the night before Easter and the Rock wouldn't budge.
Pontius Pilate and his Nail Driving Five playing "Rock Around the Cross"
The do-it-yourself Easter kit: two boards, three nails
I don't care if this IS the Last Supper -- no ID card, no bread and wine!
Jesus was on the cross, and he was really starting to feel the pain, so he cried to his Father, "Lord, if you really love me, you'll remove these nails from my hands." God complied. As Jesus began falling forward, he suddenly remembered and yelled (his arms flapping): "The FEET! THE FEET!"
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Anderson Nails
A small factory in the northwest, Anderson Nails, had been experiencing years of success and growth. Feeling that he was ready to try for the big time, the owner, Mr. Anderson, contracted a big Madison Avenue agency to help him promote his product.
Aiming to get the greatest possible exposure, the agency booked a full minute at the beginning of the Super Bowl half time show. Anderson was pretty excited about this, and invited all of his friends and relatives to his home for a big Super Bowl party. At the end of the first half, everybody drew closer to the TV, wanting to see the premiere of the commercial. It began with an aerial shot of the desert, and zoomed in on a small walled city. As the camera slowly panned about the city, it became apparent that this was Jerusalem, during the Roman occupation. A large hill on the horizon came into view, and as the camera drew closer, a number of crosses became visible. The focus settled on a naked man in a crown of thorns, then moved in for an extreme close up of his bleeding hands, and the nails which held them to the cross. The nails were stamped with the Anderson Nails logo. A subtitle appeared on the screen, bearing the words "Anderson Nails -- the Expert's Choice".
Anderson's guests were horrified. The party broke up before the end of the game. The next day, he began to get phone calls from his oldest and most loyal customers, expressing their outrage and cancelling their orders. By the end of the week, his sales were down to nothing. He called the president of the advertising agency to cancel his contract. When Anderson explained the situation, the ad-man was surprised, and offered to create a new campaign and run it at no charge.
The new campaign was slated to start several weeks later, on Easter morning as it turns out. This time, Anderson nervously watched the commercial alone in the privacy of his office. It began the same way as before, with an aerial view of Jerusalem. The camera finally settled on two Roman soldiers drinking wine at a table near the marketplace. Hearing a disturbance nearby, they looked up from their drinks in time to see a naked man, with bleeding hands and feet, being pursued by a group of soldiers. The first soldier looked at his companion, smiled knowingly, and said, "They didn't use Anderson Nails!"
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Drop that cross one more time you're out of the parade.
Twas the night before Easter and the Rock wouldn't budge.
Pontius Pilate and his Nail Driving Five playing "Rock Around the Cross"
The do-it-yourself Easter kit: two boards, three nails
I don't care if this IS the Last Supper -- no ID card, no bread and wine!
Jesus was on the cross, and he was really starting to feel the pain, so he cried to his Father, "Lord, if you really love me, you'll remove these nails from my hands." God complied. As Jesus began falling forward, he suddenly remembered and yelled (his arms flapping): "The FEET! THE FEET!"
Why is Good Friday "Roman Law Day"? It's when the Romans established one of the basic principles of Western Law, i.e., "We don't care who your Father is!"
What is the official beer of Easter? Rolling Rock.
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A Maine Story: Missing Wife
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Booth Bay Harbor Maine man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maine State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the troopers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens asked.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking Maine Lobsters that you have ever seen and 60 good-sized Rockfish clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"
The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
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Hey, man. We've been waiting an hour. Whens it gonna turn green?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uofnmkfohkc
two year old skakeboarder.....WTH???
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798
Too funny...... :laugh:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5NxG_rr5aU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgY1q0J_TQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgY1q0J_TQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azesI46Vds4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azesI46Vds4
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Assuming the shooter is right handed, the pistol is laying on it's wrong side. Plus the barrel should not be pointing toward the cup, bu to the cup's right.And the bacon is overcooked.
But otherwise, pretty spot on.
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Assuming the shooter is right handed, the pistol is laying on it's wrong side. Plus the barrel should not be pointing toward the cup, bu to the cup's right.And the bacon is overcooked.
But otherwise, pretty spot on.
Pretty good, except I keep mine holstered while eating, and prefer 2 eggs instead of just the one. Also, there is no steak or hash browns with pancakes. But I guess it would do in a survival situation.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cmOk7T0KJg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRHVIcesOH4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRHVIcesOH4
Story: Texas Councilman Forgets To Turn Off Microphone While Using Bathroom (http://houston.cbslocal.com/2015/05/04/texas-councilman-forgets-to-turn-off-microphone-while-using-bathroom/)
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Time is like a river. You cannot touch the the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment in life.
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no known family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and being a man, didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to side of the grave and looked down and saw that the vault lid was already in place.
I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family or friends. Played like I never played before for this homeless man.
As I played Amazing Grace, wht workers began to weep, They wept, wept...we all wept together.
When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hanging law, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothing like that before and I've been installing septic tanks for twenty years.
Apparently, I'm still lost....it's a man thing.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPN3KTtrnZM
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A Customer Complains To Amazon, The Resulting Conversation Is Awesome Banter (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/09/customer-complains-amazon-resulting-conversation-awesome-banter-16823/)
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I have so many questions about life. For instance:
Why do we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Why does quicksand work slowly?
Why are boxing rings square?
So. Many. Questions. :pondering:
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....and he's not coming back. :laugh:
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LOL! Good one, Paladin! :beer:
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Loz's magnificent 7-tone fart symphony - the #1 video in the world, for one day in May 2015. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk-5RVMerfI)
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Have you ever wondered what the difference between grannies and grandads is?
A 5 year old granddaughter is usually taken to school daily by her grandfather.
One day when he had a bad cold, his wife took the grandchild.
That night she told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very different!
"What made it different?" asked her parents.
She replied, "Gran and I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dickhead, Asian pr*ck, or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!"
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Good one, Mach! :beer:
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Jay Caruso @JayCaruso 6h6 hours ago
“Bill! They’ll give the foundation $2 million!”
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Made me laugh.
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LOL! Really like that one!
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If 90s Sitcom Laugh Tracks Were Replaced With Hillary Clinton's Laugh (http://www.ijreview.com/2015/05/332673-if-90s-sitcom-laugh-tracks-were-replaced-with-hillary-clintons-laugh/)
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My Pop: "It's not whether the glass is half full, or half empty. It's who's paying for the drinks!"
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My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "bleep." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So my wife called him a "butthead."
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with Obama 2012 stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3:30 in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing on the porch. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push?"
"No, get lost! It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and he slams the door.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."
So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the front door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing."
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Billy Bob tells his friend Luther, "This year I'm gonna do my vacation different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go."
"Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant."
"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again."
"Last year you suggested Tahiti, and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again!"
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, whatcha you gonna do this year that's different?"
"This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
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My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "bleep." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So my wife called him a "butthead."
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with Obama 2012 stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!
Damn, that's funny, ES!
Great idea too! :beer:
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Billy Bob tells his friend Luther, "This year I'm gonna do my vacation different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go."
"Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant."
"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again."
"Last year you suggested Tahiti, and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again!"
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, whatcha you gonna do this year that's different?"
"This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
LOL! You're on a roll today! :beer:
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LOL! You're on a roll today! :beer:
Thanks. But I stole them from today's FR OFST. :laugh:
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Bear meets child dressed as 'bear'. :laugh:
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The rumored replacement for Rachel Dolezal as head of the Spokane, WA, NAACP.
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OMG... :laughingdog:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyfjjLdMq1M
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In response to reports that Alexander Hamilton will be joined on the $10 bill by a woman by 2020:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHz8kRnVEAEIC-T.jpg)
“okay. you win.”—Jeff Hawkins (https://twitter.com/Crapgame13)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xpImoecsi0
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xpImoecsi0
:silly: :silly: :silly:
One of the great comedic duos of all time! I crack up just thinking about them. Hilarious!
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13 Things To Buy Now That Amazon Has Banned Confederate Flags (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/84632588/)
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Oregon men hospitalized, recovering after rare beaver attack (http://i61.tinypic.com/x1brbt.jpg) (http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/06/26/us-usa-beaver-oregon-idUSKBN0P62JX20150626)
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People In Toronto Created A Memorial To A Dead Raccoon After The City Forgot To Pick It Up (http://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/people-in-toronto-created-a-memorial-to-a-dead-raccoon-after)
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That's funny! :laugh:
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Okay, I really like that.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNgCM7zp30M
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EdinVA:
Whoa! This gives me chills. What a moment it must have been for the kids and the singers. Thx!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JNgCM7zp30M
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So, I go out to cut the grass. The dog follows me as usual.
Pushing the mower around while the dog is throwing toys at me trying to get me to play.
All of a sudden, the dog and I are covered in yellow jackets.... So I am scrambling across the yard flailing my arms and hat trying to keep the bees out of my face.
The dog thinks we are playing and is running around me in circles wagging and jumping, until she gets bit on the butt.
So I am flailing, the dog is yelping, growling and snapping and I am dodging teeth and bees.
Can't get in the house because don't want the bees to follow so the dog and I are looking for a safe haven.
Bees left us alone after a couple of minutes with only minor damage to ego and soul but I am sure if the neighbors were watching it was probably really funny...
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Yellow jackets are relentless, aggressive, stupid wasps--attacking in packs, or alone. And the sting is a uniquely painful--a tiny bit delayed before you know what hit you. Altogether, a curse on the human race. In close running to fire ants.
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True of the MSM and some of the anti-Trump zealots on here.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzD01Hu1nPs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzD01Hu1nPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkYOqqBKjAM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkYOqqBKjAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJebGo-WZ8k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJebGo-WZ8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-XAMacfAXo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-XAMacfAXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TQQcy_5zsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TQQcy_5zsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxwxKbqWcYw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxwxKbqWcYw
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Police Squad was a terrific show, very funny. Which I assume is why it was taken off the air.
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David Deeble @DavidDeeble 11h11 hours ago Anchorage, AK
There's now sufficient room on the debate stage to accommodate all Republicans not running for president.
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Assuming the shooter is right handed, the pistol is laying on it's wrong side. Plus the barrel should not be pointing toward the cup, bu to the cup's right.And the bacon is overcooked.
But otherwise, pretty spot on.
You missed the whole wheat toast. Should be toasted white all the way.
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David Deeble @DavidDeeble 11h11 hours ago Anchorage, AK
There's now sufficient room on the debate stage to accommodate all Republicans not running for president.
:bigsilly:
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Maybe she should try an orange jumpsuit.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpfiRpYn-Cw
Great Monday Morning Start.......
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Canada To Change Their $2 Coin
The Royal Canadian Mint has just announced they are going to remove the polar bear from the $2 coin in view of its demise due to global warming.
At the height of political correctness, they will replace it with 2 gay deer.
The coin will now be called "2 fn' bucks"!
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So true!! :laugh:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NsrwH9I9vE
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I was sitting at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, why the f*ck would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?"
"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little pr*ck"
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"Radar Online is reporting that Khloe Kardashian wants to have a baby. She hasn’t chosen a father for the child, but she has narrowed it down… between the Lakers or the Clippers." -Jodi Miller
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"Radar Online is reporting that Khloe Kardashian wants to have a baby. She hasn’t chosen a father for the child, but she has narrowed it down… between the Lakers or the Clippers." -Jodi Miller
:silly: :silly: :silly:
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WTF?? :laugh:
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv1tMioGgXI
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Finally, a written breathalyzer test.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks_240VM1WI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuyjWi52pVw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZqBm-EgEVw
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LOL! Love it!
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From 2013:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIdKIM2btoA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIdKIM2btoA
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From 2013:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIdKIM2btoA
That was great. Thank you.
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Grant @GrantGambling 7h7 hours ago
"You're young, so I don't consider you losers—but I doubt you'll ever be as rich as me. But make America great again"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufGlBv8Z3NU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufGlBv8Z3NU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufGlBv8Z3NU
Good stuff! Thanx for sharing.
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Random thoughts provided by a FB buddy.
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 195 lbs. I've gained.
I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks, "Who does something like that?!?"
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out?"
Four-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jeff Gordon announced that this will be his final season of racing. You could tell it was time for him to retire during his last race when he had his blinker on the whole time.
The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's coming.
Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need...not all this, "how did you get in my house" business!
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. I’m pretty sure she's going to get me something.
On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their nose?
When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally hear a women say "Oh my God, it's huge!"
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Random thoughts provided by a FB buddy.
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Random thoughts provided by a FB buddy.
Good stuff. Thanx for the Sunday funnies.
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Watch out for that dihydrogen monoxide - especially when it's orange!
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Hillary Clinton Says Chelsea Erased Servers During Postpartum Depression
Mark Donahue
The Daily Rash
August 19, 2015
This afternoon Democratic presidential frontrunner, Hillary Clinton, appeared on MSNBC’s Hardball with host Chris Matthews to discuss the missing emails from her time as Secretary of State. Following is a transcript of that interview which airs at 6 pm tonight on MSNBC.
More (http://www.thedailyrash.com/hillary-clinton-says-chelsea-erased-servers-during-postpartum-depression)
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http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1snbhd1
Brian Fraley · @Dailytakes
29th Aug 2015 from TwitLonger
Breaking....Trump's foreign policy speech leaked.
@BradThor, how close am I?
"These other guys running with their vision and plans. Big deal. What's that? Nothing. Just a speech or whatever. Those guys are all losers. I don't like losers. I like winners. That's why our military under Trump will be great. Just great. The best. No one will mess with us because we'll be the greatest. And China and Russia? I know how to deal with them, ok? I deal with them all the time. I love them. They're tough. But I'll be tougher. I am tougher. I know how to deal. No one's better. I wrote the book, literally, on the deal. The Art of the Deal, you've read it? Tremendous, right? No more of this reset stuff. I mean, a button? C'mon. Am I right? A button. Give me a break. So we'll be tougher and stronger and safer with Trump. I'll bring back pride in our flag. Look at that flag. Isn't it beautiful? The best. The Red White and Blue. That stands for Freedom and Liberty and so does Trump. That's how we make America Great Again (TM)."
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My FB buddy strikes again.
THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:
1. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."
2. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."
4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."
5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."
6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."
7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."
8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."
9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."
10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."
12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."
13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."
14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."
15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."
16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."
17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."
18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."
19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."
BE AWARE ... THEY WALK AMONG US and THEY VOTE!
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We take Gotham from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. Gotham is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming Blackgate, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For and army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The police will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city... it will endure. Gotham will survive!
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Not sure where to put this but just watch Bartolo Colon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp-27Sb-Vyg
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Hey! Who's taking pictures of me!?!
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Here's some brain-asploding weirdness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erh2ngRZxs0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0_fVzTJO-8
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AMV Hell 3 - long, but I daresay that there isn't a person alive that won't laugh at some point in it.
http://www.veoh.com/watch/v19748291bY3YttGy
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A group of men, all age 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitresses there were gorgeous, with tight skirts, lean legs and very attractive.
Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food and service were good and the wine selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could dine in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.
Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a lift.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because they had never been there before and had heard it was quite good.
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As an atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
'What majestic trees!’
'What powerful rivers!’
'What beautiful animals!'
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.
He tripped and fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out: 'Oh my God!'
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'
'Am I to count you as a believer?'
The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'
'Very well', said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.
And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
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Two great stories Ed!
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http://dailycurrant.com/2015/09/07/sarah-palin-native-americans-should-go-back-to-nativia-3/
Politics
Sarah Palin: ‘Native Americans Should Go Back to Nativia’
Sarah Palin claimed today that Native Americans should leave America and go back to their homeland 'Nativia'.
In an interview with Fox News this morning, the former Alaskan governor was asked about her support of Donald Trump and his controversial views on immigration.
"I love immigrants," she told Fox and Friends host Steve Doocey, "But like Donald Trump, I just think we have too darn many in this country.
"Mexican-Americans, Asian-Americans, Native-Americans - they're changing up the cultural mix in the United States away from what it used to be in the days of our Founding Fathers.
"I think we should go to some of these groups and just ask politely - would you mind going home? Would you mind giving us our country back?"
"Sarah you know I love you," Doocey interjected, "And I think that's a great idea with regards to Mexicans. But where are the Native Americans supposed to go? They don't really have a place to go back to do they?"
"Well I think they should go back to Nativia or wherever they came from," Palin replied -- as the show's co-hosts sat in stunned silence.
"The liberal media treats Native Americans like they're gods. As if they just have some sort of automatic right to be in this country. But I say if they can't learn to get off those horses and start speaking American - then they should be sent home too."
Native Americans are descended from the first inhabitants of the North American continent. They have no cultural or familial ties to other parts of the world.
Sarah Palin was the Republican Party's nominee for Vice-President in 2008. She served as the Alaskan governor from 2006 to 2009.
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I simply don't believe this. :whistle:
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Of course it's parody. Reads like something John Semmons could have written.
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Two great stories Ed!
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IMO, you guyz are crapping all over the floors.
This page looks like a college dorm game room after a party.
There's a category for political graphics. Please use it.
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http://dailycurrant.com/2015/09/07/sarah-palin-native-americans-should-go-back-to-nativia-3/
Politics
Sarah Palin: ‘Native Americans Should Go Back to Nativia’
Sarah Palin claimed today that Native Americans should leave America and go back to their homeland 'Nativia'.
In an interview with Fox News this morning, the former Alaskan governor was asked about her support of Donald Trump and his controversial views on immigration.
"I love immigrants," she told Fox and Friends host Steve Doocey, "But like Donald Trump, I just think we have too darn many in this country.
"Mexican-Americans, Asian-Americans, Native-Americans - they're changing up the cultural mix in the United States away from what it used to be in the days of our Founding Fathers.
"I think we should go to some of these groups and just ask politely - would you mind going home? Would you mind giving us our country back?"
"Sarah you know I love you," Doocey interjected, "And I think that's a great idea with regards to Mexicans. But where are the Native Americans supposed to go? They don't really have a place to go back to do they?"
"Well I think they should go back to Nativia or wherever they came from," Palin replied -- as the show's co-hosts sat in stunned silence.
"The liberal media treats Native Americans like they're gods. As if they just have some sort of automatic right to be in this country. But I say if they can't learn to get off those horses and start speaking American - then they should be sent home too."
Native Americans are descended from the first inhabitants of the North American continent. They have no cultural or familial ties to other parts of the world.
Sarah Palin was the Republican Party's nominee for Vice-President in 2008. She served as the Alaskan governor from 2006 to 2009.
Daily Currant... satire website.
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Daily Currant... satire website.
Why do you think it was posted on the humor thread? :beer:
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Why do you think it was posted on the humor thread? :beer:
I know. It just seemed like some didn't know that.
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More silly videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwPcD4Zwr78
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The master artists of the Renaissance versus the TMNT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HZ5V9rT96M
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Ben Shapiro @benshapiro Sep 10
Donald Trump's ballot.
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Some elements of American Black Culture strike me as being just plain stupid.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN7CPHms3T4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN7CPHms3T4
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http://www.theonion.com/article/female-trump-supporters-just-feel-more-comfortable-51166
Female Trump Supporters Just Feel More Comfortable With GOP Candidate Who’s Openly Horrible To Them
MANCHESTER, NH—Describing the current Republican frontrunner’s frankness on the topic as a welcome change of pace in the crowded race, female supporters of Donald Trump told reporters Monday they simply felt more comfortable backing a candidate who is openly hostile and belittling toward them. “It’s actually pretty refreshing to have a candidate who’s willing to come right out and disrespect women to our faces, rather than trying to conceal their actual views or spin their policy stances as if they’re beneficial to women,” said Trump supporter Laura Coyle, adding that she likes how she knows exactly where she stands with the billionaire due to his straightforward style of calling her gender worthless and disgusting up front. “Sure, I gave Ted Cruz and Mike Huckabee a chance. But they just talked in circles like Washington politicians, never offering any straight talk about how they view us as inferior and undeserving of equal treatment or rights. Trump’s a straight shooter, though. What he says is what he believes, which in this case is that most women are either calculating manipulators or repulsive animals.” When polled, Trump’s male supporters indicated their approval for the candidate’s willingness to express his open disdain toward women as well.
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Awesome and maybe appropriate that it is reply #666
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too cute
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From Sarah's Facebook page. Not so silly, really.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn4VyLBKfto
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.... turned out it was quite a relief to the horse, too: she weighed near 400 lbs! Neigh! Giddy-up, horsy!
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James Woods @RealJamesWoods 5h5 hours ago
You couldn't stage a better visual metaphor if you tried...
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I can name one.
Our military.
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Brothers by another mother!
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They stopped being clients of Russia in the first place? When did that happen? Because I missed that event.
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Absolutely love this! :beer:
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Absolutely love this! :beer:
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Absolutely love this! :beer:
Awesome. :laugh:
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Jay Leno says if Bernie Sanders wins it will be the first time America elected a Socialist president since 2008. :silly:
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more at link
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http://dandygoat.com/hillary-adopts-new-goth-look-to-appeal-to-youth
Hillary adopts new ‘goth’ look to appeal to youth
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Fearing that her popularity among young voters has fallen to a critically low point, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has adopted a so-called “gothic” look to appeal to millennials whom her advisors describe as suffering from angst and alienation.
“We were hemorrhaging support to that [expletive] hippie Bernie Sanders, so we put drab ol’ Hillary in front of a mirror and asked ourselves some really tough questions, like if her style really speaks to today’s disaffected youth,” said David Gibbons, a longtime Clinton strategist who, as a high school student in the early 1990s, wore only black and went by the name Raven.
Clinton showcased her new look at an event in Iowa on Wednesday, speaking at a 4-H club while dressed in an Edwardian corset, a lacy black dress, knee-high studded boots and a variety of occult jewelry.
“Look around, my fellow Americans, and you’ll see that everything is in a state of decay,” Clinton said. “The only certainty in life is death, and it is death we must espouse if we are to live fully.”
“I say it’s time for a new political aesthetic, that we find beauty in the macabre,” she said. “If you elect me as president, I’ll paint the White House black, permit the lawns to wither and die, and I’ll turn the Lincoln Bedroom into a mock funeral parlor. Visiting heads of state will be forced to confront their own mortality. Instead of backing down from [Russian president] Vladimir Putin at a UN summit, I’ll present him with the skull of a beloved Victorian poet.”
When asked what advantage she has over her Democratic rivals, Clinton pointed to the two terms she served in the Senate, experience she gained while heading the State Department, and her mint-condition collection of all 13 albums released by the Cure.
“Bernie, Joe [Biden], Martin [O’Malley], Larry [Lessig], they’re all dead, but they don’t even know it yet,” she said. “Even worse, they are mundane. They bore me.”
A spokesperson for the Clinton 2016 campaign insists that while the transformation may appear to be a cheap political stunt, it actually reflects the candidate’s deepest — and until recently, most secret — beliefs.
“Long before she was a grandmother in a lime-green pantsuit building up her foreign policy credentials, Hillary Clinton was an angry young outsider who despised the conformity of her peers,” one staffer said. “Few know this, but while living in the Arkansas Governor’s Mansion in the 1980s, Ms. Clinton was a prolific writer of Anne Rice fan fiction, and she used to dye her hair black until Bill told her it was unbecoming.”
The last time a presidential candidate went through such a rapid transformation was in 2012, when Texas governor Rick Perry dropped out of the Republican primary race, only to rename himself Aileen and attempt re-enter as a woman.
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That got an automatic wince.
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Big big laugh out loud!
They say good comedy has an element of truth to it.
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Good one, Pal
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A little change of pace:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48N4g4DrWUQ
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Here's something to grasp and think about.
“Butterfly Effect”
"In Chaos Theory, the butterfly effect is the sensitive dependence on initial conditions in which a small change in one state of a deterministic, nonlinear system can result in large differences in a larger state." In other words, a butterfly flapping its wings in Texas can cause a typhoon in the Japanese Sea later.
Think about it, in mid-20th Century America , an 18 year old hippie, freshman in a Honolulu college had sex with an older, alcoholic Kenyan politician on a student visa, who had a wife and child back in Africa. And from this "roll in the hay" comes the collapse and dissolution of the United States of America in the 21st Century.
Interesting isn't it. It makes you a firm believer in the "butterfly effect."
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Here's something to grasp and think about.
“Butterfly Effect”
"In Chaos Theory, the butterfly effect is the sensitive dependence on initial conditions in which a small change in one state of a deterministic, nonlinear system can result in large differences in a larger state." In other words, a butterfly flapping its wings in Texas can cause a typhoon in the Japanese Sea later.
Think about it, in mid-20th Century America , an 18 year old hippie, freshman in a Honolulu college had sex with an older, alcoholic Kenyan politician on a student visa, who had a wife and child back in Africa. And from this "roll in the hay" comes the collapse and dissolution of the United States of America in the 21st Century.
Interesting isn't it. It makes you a firm believer in the "butterfly effect."
Not silly in the least, but definitely interesting.
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HaHaHa!
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Now that's funny, Machiavelli.
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Now that's funny, Machiavelli.
Indeed. Thanx for the laugh Machiavelli
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Whoa! What kid wouldn't want one of those!
"Big Dick"! :silly: :silly: :silly:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUjvaMWKeBI&feature=youtu.be
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:laugh: I'm stealing that Ed!
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Made me chuckle.
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Sent it to my new son-in-law...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5t-AKbX4Ks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5t-AKbX4Ks
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How To Survive The Walking Dead - Studio C
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo66cJT6hWw
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Machiavelli, how grand the old Highway Patrol was back in the day. Crawford was awesome. The old shows are still on TV, late night here. I checked ME TV for it but apparently it's some other network.
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My wife is a photoshop expert and plays with pictures... this is her latest... :)
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How To Survive The Walking Dead - Studio C
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo66cJT6hWw
LOL! Really enjoyed that.
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My wife is a photoshop expert and plays with pictures... this is her latest... :)
You're wife has a wicked sense of humor!
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Very twisted. I like.
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LOL!
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Came for humor. Wish I hadn't see that.
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Came for humor. Wish I hadn't see that.
I wish I had not seen the Holy Eucharist depicted as a Starbucks coffee.
Apparently it's OK to smear Catholics.
I suggest the poster get several psychiatric opinions before he posts his crap here. I'm done putting up with sh*t like this.
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I wish I had not seen the Holy Eucharist depicted as a Starbucks coffee.
I noticed that, too, and even though not Catholic, thought it was pretty tasteless and unnecessary.
So, too, was the picture of the child carrying someone's head in his hand. I understand the point but still...
Machiavelli, mostly I enjoy your contributions, but would you mind giving it a bit more thought before posting?
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Did not see SB post. Will look later.
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Did not see SB post. Will look later.
Just scroll up a few clicks.
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Just scroll up a few clicks.
I saw it. I miss the humor.
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I've removed the offending posts.
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I've removed the offending posts.
Thanks! You're a good man!
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Yeah. A kid toting a head was too much for me, too. Unexpected.
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I've seen that picture before. Gruesome. But it drives home the point - widows and children? Are those the children we're talking about? The woman that blew herself up - is that one of the "widows" we're talking about?
Damn it - you just don't know - and you can't take that chance. Our leader's FIRST responsibility is to protect the nation.
Period.
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I've removed the offending posts.
I respect you for that.
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Thanks! You're a good man!
Ditto that. Thank you.
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A timely warning for the upcoming holidays.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4-i7PSzAfA
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Where did the saying "Piss Poor" come from? Interesting history. In the past, urine was used to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. And then once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery...
If you had to do this to survive, you were "Piss Poor." But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot... They "didn't have a pot to piss in".
Here are some facts about the 1500's
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell, Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to mask the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, Then all the other sons and men, then the women, and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water!"
Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained, it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall thru the roof. Hence the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs." There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.
The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor."
The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. - - - - Hence: a thresh hold.
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, Peas porridge cold, Peas porridge in the pot nine days old."
On occasion the family acquired pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.
Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes (highly acidic), so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle and guests got the top, or the upper crust.
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead (dead drunk) and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom: “holding a wake."
England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside, and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be “saved by the bell" or was "considered a dead ringer."
Now, whoever said history was boring!!!
I have no idea if any of this is true...
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I have no idea if any of this is true...
No matter. Even if not, it sounds like it is and is very interesting.
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While strolling round the harbor this morning about 11:00 am, I noticed this character shouting, "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.
Being a responsible American citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coast Guard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.
It is now 4 p.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet to respond.
I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.
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OBAMA RATED 5th BEST PRESIDENT IN OUR HISTORY- -
Texas A&M Study Calls Obama the 5th Best President in American History
(Excellent research by a fine institution.)
OBAMA NOW RATED the 5th BEST PRESIDENT IN OUR HISTORY
From a total of 44 U.S. Presidents, Obama has been rated as the 5th best, according to a study completed at Texas A&M University.
The Public Relations Office at A&M released this statement:
"After almost 6 years in office, American academics have rated President Obama the 5th Best President in American History".
These are the results according to Texas A&M:
1. Lincoln and Reagan tied for first place
2. Seventeen Presidents tied for second place
3. Twenty-three other Presidents tied for third place
4. Jimmy Carter came in fourth, and...
5. Obama was fifth.
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...that sure had me going. Spiking blood pressure not the best way to start the day... :nono:
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...that sure had me going. Spiking blood pressure not the best way to start the day... :nono:
*Giggle*
Actually I had much the same reaction as you when I saw it posted by a solidly Conservative friend on FB. But then, like you, I read it.
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That boy is a wonder, a wonder I say.
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I just love this one.
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I just love this one.
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Too soon.
j/k definately worth a chuckle. :laugh:
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What do little miss muffet and ISIS have in common?
They both have curds in their whey.
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What do little miss muffet and ISIS have in common?
They both have curds in their whey.
:mauslaff:
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4zOakaVAbk
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THAT is priceless.
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The new Jeb Bush Campaign Song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg
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Luv it!
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LOL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3hB3iOQKjY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3hB3iOQKjY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3hB3iOQKjY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3hB3iOQKjY
very cute.
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Sophisticated Trump
What if Donald Trump had elocution lessons? All words verbatim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUGT30gGtiI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUGT30gGtiI
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Spot The Panda
(http://media.indiatimes.in/media/content/2015/Dec/panda_1450848848_725x725.jpg)
http://www.indiatimes.com/news/world/spot-the-panda-2-more-christmas-puzzles-that-will-make-you-lose-your-mind-instantly-248676.html (http://www.indiatimes.com/news/world/spot-the-panda-2-more-christmas-puzzles-that-will-make-you-lose-your-mind-instantly-248676.html)
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(http://www.investors.com/image/TOON1_1228.jpg) (http://www.investors.com/editorial-cartoons/michael-ramirez/786910-clinton)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPBpvy4m1I
Merry Christmas
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There can be only one.
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That's, that there is edgy.
But, after considering it, its message is clear and right on (in a sick, twisted, Mad Magazine sorta way).
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Happy Boxing Day!
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Couple I made - mainly for use here ....
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=O48qA2f8qJs
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PJ6T7U2eU
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The Cult of Trump channels Kim Jong-il?
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The Cult of Trump channels Kim Jong-il?
So I guess this means your an ISIS supporter. :laugh:
Very funny stuff.
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(http://netrightdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Salesman-NRD-600.jpg) (http://netrightdaily.com/2016/01/cartoon-salesman-of-the-year/)
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Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm are driving together in a car.
A cop pulls them over.
"Do you know how fast you were going back there?" the cop asks.
"No, but I know exactly where we are," replies Heisenberg.
"I clocked you going 85 mph," says the cop.
Heisenberg bangs the steering wheel. "Now we're lost!"
The cop gets suspicious. He searches the car. "Hey, do you know there's a dead cat in the trunk?"
"We do now, you jerk!" exclaims Schrödinger.
The cop decides to arrest the men.
Ohm resists.
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EXCELLENT "STAR WARS" reference!
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Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm are driving together in a car.
A cop pulls them over.
"Do you know how fast you were going back there?" the cop asks.
"No, but I know exactly where we are," replies Heisenberg.
"I clocked you going 85 mph," says the cop.
Heisenberg bangs the steering wheel. "Now we're lost!"
The cop gets suspicious. He searches the car. "Hey, do you know there's a dead cat in the trunk?"
"We do now, you jerk!" exclaims Schrödinger.
The cop decides to arrest the men.
Ohm resists.
That was great. I also chuckled at the Jesus footprints meme.
René Descartes walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Would you like a beer?"
Descartes answers, "I think not."
...then he just disappeared
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35 Movies That Completely Change When You Remove One Letter.
1. Pup Fiction - A puppy moves to the big city to become a writer.
2. The 4 Year Old Virgin - A story about a normal kid.
3. A New Hoe - Luke Skywalker gets a new tool for farming.
4. Carface - Al Pacino stars as a man who has botched plastic surgery and now has a grill from a 1978 Buick Roadmaster as a face.
5. Pollo 13 - Tom Hanks trains a bunch of chickens to go to the moon.
6. Men - Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart star as completely normal human beings.
7. 28 Days late - A story of an unexpected pregnancy.
8. Mr. & Mrs. Sith - A force wielding husband and wife try to get along in modern day Milwaukee.
9. Dogeball - Wow. Very sports. Movie good. Much comedy.
10. Itchcock - A documentary about STD's that affect men.
11. Fat & Furious - It's just a 3-hour one-take video of a 12-year old kid playing Call of Duty
12. Dude, Here's My Car - After a crazy night, Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott decide to leave their place, only to find that the car is exactly where they had parked it the previous day.
13. The Bi Lebowski - Jeff Bridges stars as The Dude, a man who loves women, men and bowling.
14. Need for Seed - Old farmer travels the land in search for seeds to save his farm and lives of his hungry family.
15. Silence of the Labs - How far will a man go to shut up his neighbor's barking dogs.
16. Me in Black - All about me. In black.
17. Shaun 0 The Dead - The same thing, only intensely Irish.
18. 12 Years A Slav - It's a documentary about a family moving to a Slavic nation for 12 years.
19. Tar Wars - The story of the intense rivalry between road work contractors.
20. Aging Bull - The sad story of an elderly bovine.
21. Jurassic Par - Jeff Goldblum and company have to play across the ultimate golf course hazard.
22. Finding Emo - A man goes on a search for a neighboring emo.
23. American Pi - four frustrated high schoolers take a vow to overcome their math difficulties.
24. The Princess Ride - All about what happens after the wedding.
25. One With The Wind - A man finally accepts and learns to live with the wind.
26. Oy Story - A movie about the ins and outs of being a Jewish Mother, raising kids, and dealing with a husband in a tumultuous world.
27. Casio Royale - Almost 3 hours of nothing but piano and synthesizer performances.
28. Raveheart - Documentary following Scottish soldiers in the 1280s and 1290s and their antics on the post battle club scene.
29. Arg - Ben Affleck plays a former CIA super-spy that travels to Somalia to become a pirate.
30. Despicable M - Judi Dench does some nasty things
31. Men Girls - You get the picture.
32. West Side Tory - a homophobic member of the British Conservative Party gets lost in London's West End and finds out what it truly means to be gay.
33. Lady and the Ramp - About a woman confined to a wheelchair and her desperate struggle to climb a disability ramp.
34. Fight Cub - A movie about the struggles of a bear cub to survive after his mother was killed.
35. Horton Hears a Ho - Horton becomes a pimp when he discovers months later that he has become blind. Not willing to give up the game, Horton relies solely on his sense of hearing to continue to pursue his passion.
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9. Dogeball - Wow. Very sports. Movie good. Much comedy.
Such good.
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EXCELLENT!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acG0xqG_PWk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acG0xqG_PWk
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Think for a moment about why I would put this here...
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Think for a moment about why I would put this here...
Because the math is all wrong?
:laugh:
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Contains no nuts! LOL
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That is HILARIOUS! And apt.
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Anyone know how to embed a vine video?
Iggy's freestyle has gotten quite a bit weaker
https://vine.co/v/ieqazTM3ttz
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOS8sLl2Q1A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOS8sLl2Q1A
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijQRjGcjvjw
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thanx for the hearty laugh.
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Since snow is the topic of the day.. :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXp_KhfluD0
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9-5DJhBh6M
NSFW
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The logic here is impeccable.
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I like it! But, it's unrealistic. Trump would never take a backseat to ANYBODY. Even Vladimir Putin!
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it's unrealistic. Trump would never take a backseat to ANYBODY. Even Vladimir Putin!
It all depends on what Trump is doing behind Putin.
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The Revenant
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Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod2016 5h5 hours ago
For those of you who think this election cannot get any worse, I've got four words for you: Frank Luntz Sex Tape.
33 retweets 43 likes
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:nono:
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Elderly Lady Electrocuted By Faulty Vibrator After Falling Asleep With The
Devise Inside Her
Posted By: Now8News December 9, 2015
NEWS 8 - An elderly woman, 78-year-old Helen Greene, was found unresponsive in her Beverly Hills, California home after an unfortunate incident with a "personal massager." The woman was taken to a nearby hospital where she was revived and treated for her injuries. The emergency medical team says Greene was unresponsive for nearly 6 1/2 minutes.
According to reports, Greene's daughter called 911 after she was unable to get a hold of her mother. Police were able to access the house where they found the elderly woman half dressed, with the device still remaining inside her.
Greene had electrocution marks that ran up her stomach and down her arms. EMTs removed the bloody device and turned it over to investigators. In the home, they found that the elderly woman had an entire display of "toys" displayed in a glass case. Police say there was no foul play involved, and Greene's testimony to detectives confirmed that.
After recovering from the electrocution, Greene tells investigators that she
likes to "give herself a little massage now and then" to ease her loneliness. "I haven't had a man friend in my life for a really long time," Greene told police. "So I started to collect personal massagers. I have a Smoothie V, Pocket Rocket, 2 in One, at least 10 different ones so I don't get bored. My favorite is the Vibrating Anal Power Beads, that one is a doozy! But the Hulk, it really rocked my world, and I guess I fell asleep. It gave me a real zap in the gap!"
Family members say they were shocked and appalled, as Helen Green is known
for her crocheting and cookie baking for the neighborhood kids. Greene's son said he has confiscated all of her "massagers" and will keep a better eye on his mother and try to get her to stop her "frisky ways." He says he has set her up on an online dating site, hoping she will find herself a real man and let go of these battery operated gadgets.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSSBXPda50w
Kiss her Good-Bye!
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Giorgio A. Tsoukalos Behind the Scenes of Our Super Secret Commercial | 2016 Taco Bell
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsEs5L9QMec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsEs5L9QMec
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW0jsF35sss
Hilarious!
But a very dangerous prank to pull, IMO.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSSBXPda50w
Kiss her Good-Bye!
That was adorable!
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and know we know how Hitlery made a fortune on the cattle futures market. She flipped a coin.
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"If Bernie Sanders says it's raining, it's because it's raining. If Hillary Clinton says it's raining, it's because she's selling umbrellas."
-- multiple attributions
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On a lighter note.....
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.
"Why, yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church."
The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1,000 is a lot; are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?"
The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."
The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the pastor said.. "Where does he practice?"
The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada... He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas and one in Reno"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzXoVo16pTg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzXoVo16pTg
That's great!
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Sooooo good. :laugh:
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TRUMP/SANDERS FOREIGN POLICY DEBATE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmA2ClUvUY
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Sooooo good. :laugh:
Yo! Bernie!
So how does PRACTICAL socialism work for you?
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:silly:
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https://vine.co/v/ivw1WwiDJje
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OK, this actually isn't that silly, but it is funny in a painful way:
Curtis & Leroy bought a mule for $100 from an ad they saw in the Kerrville Daily News in Kerrville, Texas
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said,"Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis & Leroy replied, Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the grocery store and asked.
"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998."
The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who WON got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare).
From an email.
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Excellent, Sanguine
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Excellent!
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They say the weight ofthe office ages one faster than normal:
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO8xCE94vA4
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Crowd of supporters waiting for Hillary to speak.
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That grates on my nerves.
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I totally agree! Use cheese the way God intended.
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Jihadist gets run over by ex girlfriend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNAF9RL7yYM
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Jihadist gets run over by ex girlfriend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNAF9RL7yYM
Man Paladin.... I sure didn't see that one coming! :beer:
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Jihadist gets run over by ex girlfriend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNAF9RL7yYM
:laugh:
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That is both classic AND frickin' hysterical! Kudos!
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(http://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xla1/v/t1.0-9/64833_10154148870803682_1797386008083029266_n.jpg?oh=fc03fc5212b316703eee041b746cb061&oe=5754CF26)
You can never have enough Cowbell
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LEVELS OF STRESS!
You pick up a hitchhiker... A beautiful girl.
Suddenly she faints inside your truck and
you take her to the hospital.
Now that's stressful.
But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and
congratulate you that you're going to be a father.
You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting very stressful!
You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
After the tests are completed,the doctor says the test shows you're infertile,and probably have been since birth.
You're extremely stressed but relieved.
On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home.
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(http://i.imgur.com/YqbSf5H.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/YqbSf5H.jpg)
Ugh!
But, Yoda is correct. We must.
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Ugh!
But, Yoda is correct. We must.
"resist, we much… we must… and we will much… about… that… be committed.”
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(http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/t413/winthroproberts/sick_zpsgro61pd8.jpg) (http://s1058.photobucket.com/user/winthroproberts/media/sick_zpsgro61pd8.jpg.html)
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(http://i.imgur.com/VrXBTMD.jpg)
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(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12042616_10153689806977912_4939008074786221333_n.jpg?oh=dc84c94cdb8b7676ea8cb5daf97ae6a1&oe=5782F279)
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Q. What's the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story?
A. A fairy tale begins with, "Once upon a time..." A sea story begins with, "Now this ain't no shit..."
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(https://www.crazyasabagofhammers.com/wp-content/uploads/wpid-facebook_-423213414.jpg)
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(https://www.crazyasabagofhammers.com/wp-content/uploads/wpid-facebook_-423213414.jpg)
:bigsilly:
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(http://images.dailykos.com/images/225590/story_image/TMW2016-03-23color.png) (http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/3/21/1502902/-Cartoon-The-Incredible-Trump)
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Mikey ....
Can you correct the spelling of Assault?
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when you assualt
It maks an "ass" out of "u" and an "alt"
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when you assualt
It maks an "ass" out of "u" and an "alt"
You're on a roll today!
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You're on a roll today!
Thank you. But I can't spare a square. ^-^ ^-^
(http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/56/5690/U5VUG00Z/posters/todd-goldman-on-a-roll-tp.jpg)
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Mikey ....
Can you correct the spelling of Assault?
Oops. I didn't notice. Removed.
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OK, I don't know if this is real or not, but it looks real. And, funny as all get out!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=413271981325&set=vb.706181325&type=2&theater
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:laugh:
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:laugh:
Isn't this social media?
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(http://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/10511270_10153657304759794_1970410043977461815_n.jpg?oh=5393ec1e42ef965be9b406e16392e8dc&oe=5795FE0F)
We had Joy we had Fun, we had SEASONS in the sun!
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Isn't this social media?
A guy likes a hit once in a while ... :laugh:
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Abraham Trump's Gettysburg Address (http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/3da2218436/abraham-trump-s-gettysburg-address)
The Gettysburg Address – the Donald Trump Version (http://angrystaffofficer.com/2016/03/08/the-gettysburg-address-the-donald-trump-version/)
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(http://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12809680_566834696807681_6987120492747056310_n.jpg?oh=93435675d5d4212181ee8c18f8e51a49&oe=5779F1D9)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAIjzQEFUnw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAIjzQEFUnw
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(http://i.imgur.com/rRGZC8q.jpg)
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(https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-0/p200x200/12439113_969115296491204_1414001767529377428_n.jpg?oh=ea1347783dc42684624204880a726f16&oe=57BEC31A)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfZmhMoW8AE7sUz.jpg)
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(http://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12938317_1107725415914652_6520619796783810612_n.jpg?oh=4238d0f8654a8c315520afb59d304812&oe=577E8A04)
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(http://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12938317_1107725415914652_6520619796783810612_n.jpg?oh=4238d0f8654a8c315520afb59d304812&oe=577E8A04)
That's great!
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It was a photo chop but it was cool. here is the original shot which is cool too!
(http://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12923184_1172581112752649_4312375913526390704_n.jpg?oh=bba5e63fdec78f872fe45464ff0adb8e&oe=578AAAD5)
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(http://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12963933_1115314665177815_2241236088493185050_n.jpg?oh=2b9bf45d6d3339552a2400615df4b3e4&oe=577A7E1E)
A professional would have made sure they were the same size?!
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A professional would have made sure they were the same size?!
Everywhere I go, something reminds me of my beautiful wife.
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(http://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11896112_391135571095560_6123754436705277108_n.jpg?oh=f97d295a8aeaa993e51d8614a11a7386&oe=577BFD75)
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(http://www.americasfreedomfighters.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5014.jpg)
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(http://www.americasfreedomfighters.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/5014.jpg)
Love it! :silly:
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(http://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12924487_1295115507171809_4425307064106402277_n.jpg?oh=55c9a8c1f35a2b5a8c62cd40a3610574&oe=577A8391)
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NSFW! (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/61/e0/35/61e0358ed5411690527effb056d773c0.gif)
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NSFW! (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/61/e0/35/61e0358ed5411690527effb056d773c0.gif)
What is up ES?
If you're not the best person on the internet ... you're in the top 5!
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LOL.
I think the little guy is more interested in gumming the fret board than playing a G Minor Suspended 7 chord.
Great pic.
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Jeff never learns!
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What is up ES?
If you're not the best person on the internet ... you're in the top 5!
Thanks, Arne, but I'm not even in the top 50 on TBR, let alone the internet. :laugh:
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Thanks, Arne, but I'm not even in the top 50 on TBR, let alone the internet. :laugh:
Of course you are. You didn't start this thread, but you made it a must check in daily treat. :beer:
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NSFW (http://s22.postimg.org/f6c3waa0h/Samuel_LJackson_Excessive_Use_Of_The_FWord.jpg)
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(http://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11951324_837030103059338_3946914843361553338_n.jpg?oh=c4e053fd16e31a1e8a18656b89228dfa&oe=57AC318F)
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(http://s4.postimg.org/613a20pml/18185848_J1jq_Uo74.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/b8PO4ov.gif)
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H/T Bill Cipher
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cga1vccUkAIUVpT.jpg:large)
Haha maybe he did have an affair!
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Sometimes I think young voters should pick our next president and then I remember Rihanna "Work" has been #1 for 6 weeks in a row.
—Kevin O'Neill (Twitter: @kevinbuffalo)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgxyUN9WgAAVNdP.jpg:large)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgxyUN9WgAAVNdP.jpg:large)
My gosh, how we have fallen.
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(http://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12642884_10153202781740672_6639143073029825450_n.jpg?oh=ae7d9a050f48737a3dfda514c6794348&oe=57B0C34C)
THEY WALK AMONG US!
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THEY WALK AMONG US!
They're everywhere!
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cg4OQlTU4AMg-8b.jpg)
"The new bill is $19.99—the bill formerly known as $20."
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"The new bill is $19.99—the bill formerly known as $20."
That made me Snicker...
(http://modern.az/images/2016/06/mister_bin_az.jpg)
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(http://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xla1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/12987168_10209139852282108_7435505665165792133_n.jpg?oh=b451535c9cc9ef291b76e73212f0de0e&oe=57AA968C)
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(http://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xla1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/12987168_10209139852282108_7435505665165792133_n.jpg?oh=b451535c9cc9ef291b76e73212f0de0e&oe=57AA968C)
I'm stealing that! :laugh:
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(https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12931173_1189678284378368_8305186213625165391_n.jpg?oh=9c30c3e5b2c62ab7e5c21a609091564a&oe=57A69103)
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Bernie Sanders destroys Hillary Clinton in debate on Vermont gun laws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnPrxbYARJg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnPrxbYARJg
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Bernie Sanders destroys Hillary Clinton in debate on Vermont gun laws
I can't stop pressing 7! LMAO!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8
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If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans (https://www.facebook.com/awakenwithjp/videos/1313773811971811/)
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That's great! Those smug, smarmy facists!
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(https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13239467_1146354012077952_8484597134935560050_n.jpg?oh=e061a872a62cb0a97a306582e8b4b72c&oe=57D1300C)
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NSFW (http://s33.postimg.org/5qzqq15tr/getoffthattractor.jpg)
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NSFW (http://s33.postimg.org/5qzqq15tr/getoffthattractor.jpg)
Oh. Now, I understand what NSFW means.
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oAt1OIAthyMiGsHQY/giphy.gif)
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oAt1OIAthyMiGsHQY/giphy.gif)
:thumbsup:
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Wow, @Machiavelli, that's creepy!
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NSFW (http://s33.postimg.org/5qzqq15tr/getoffthattractor.jpg)
I see that pesky Little Johnny Went to the Farm! :beer:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OXVPgu6urw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iriSnVyxCg0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iriSnVyxCg0
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(http://i.imgur.com/N3jv376.jpg)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClbBxD0WkAEZ9Pg.jpg:large)
Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin 6h6 hours ago
MSNBC chyron just now
JOHNSON: I HAVEN'T SMOKED MARIJUANA IN SEVEN WEEKS
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClbBxD0WkAEZ9Pg.jpg:large)
Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin 6h6 hours ago
MSNBC chyron just now
JOHNSON: I HAVEN'T SMOKED MARIJUANA IN SEVEN WEEKS
:laugh:
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjbeGErWEAEoAw1.jpg:large)
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different… again. Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.” The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Obama?” Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.” The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican. Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?” With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, “That would make me an Obama fan.”
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Steve Harvey Stares On Aghast As Kellie Pickler Melts Down On ‘Family Feud’
Dave Walsh
UPROXX
June 26, 2016
There have been theories floating around the internet for years now that Steve Harvey has slowly lost his mind thanks to hosting Family Feud.
More (http://uproxx.com/tv/family-feud-buzzer-lance-bass-kellie-pickler/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5aWvd4fBeU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5aWvd4fBeU
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the first 2 minutes - one of my favorite jokes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwiQ6KoXLTY
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/l46C9HBYJgikiQ0mI/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
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(http://www.political-humor.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/warning-there-is-an-email-going-around-that-claims-to-contain-a-nude-pic-of-debbie-wasserman-schultz.jpg)
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Daniel Lin @DLin71 Jul 4
[Trump playing blackjack]
Doubles down
Triples down
Quadruples down
Ignores Paul Ryan
Quintuples down
Says he was actually playing roulette
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Lee Harvey Griswold @PoliticalLaughs 16h16 hours ago
What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes? His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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The Pope and Hillary are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Hillary and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Hillary replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage!
AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnc11pCVIAAv1Fx.jpg)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnc11pCVIAAv1Fx.jpg)
Sick, but funny.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoYxJ2WWAAAsbZj.jpg)
jonnifer lopez @senderblock23
If viewed objectively it's pretty cool that we have a cartoon super villain running for president
Hippo @InternetHippo
[trying to explain this election to someone]
Imagine if the Hamburglar said he’s the only one who can stop burger theft at McDonald’s
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(https://s32.postimg.org/4wmr4chph/Bill_Clinton_Christopher_Pike.jpg)
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(https://s31.postimg.org/xlqpndrbv/Bill_Clinton_Personal_Server_Went_Down_Monica.jpg)
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(https://s32.postimg.org/4wmr4chph/Bill_Clinton_Christopher_Pike.jpg)
:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
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(https://s32.postimg.org/eae9cz6fp/13453361_Ps1_Sr9.jpg)
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Black lab whose fur is slowly turning white gets Photoshop battle :laugh: (http://mashable.com/2016/08/01/black-lab-white/)
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From 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp76cHN2FDU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp76cHN2FDU
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Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
Davywavy
NewsThump
August 6, 2016
The United States Constitution will be modified to include the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, according to a policy document leaked from the Donald Trump campaign.
The news emerged after it became clear Trump’s campaign website would not allow supporters to cancel reoccurring donations, a move covered under Rule 239 as “Never be afraid to mislabel a product”.
Trump, who believes he is running for the position of ‘Grand Nagus’ of the United States, has a personal motto of “A man is only worth the sum of his possessions”, which is his favourite of the rules.
More (http://newsthump.com/2016/08/06/donald-trump-pledges-to-replace-constitution-with-the-ferengi-rules-of-acquisition/)
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Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
Davywavy
NewsThump
August 6, 2016
More (http://newsthump.com/2016/08/06/donald-trump-pledges-to-replace-constitution-with-the-ferengi-rules-of-acquisition/)
Loved it!
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Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
Davywavy
NewsThump
August 6, 2016
More (http://newsthump.com/2016/08/06/donald-trump-pledges-to-replace-constitution-with-the-ferengi-rules-of-acquisition/)
Trump, small hands little fingers with blue nails.. equally little lobes. Trump is like you typical Ferengi, greedy, misogynistic, untrustworthy little trolls. Never turn my back on one of them for a second.
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(http://i.imgur.com/BXsZrzU.jpg)
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(http://assets.amuniversal.com/c965e6b06d9701331c9c005056a9545d)
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Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
Davywavy
NewsThump
August 6, 2016
More (http://newsthump.com/2016/08/06/donald-trump-pledges-to-replace-constitution-with-the-ferengi-rules-of-acquisition/)
(http://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2015/08/Trump-Ferengi-copy.jpg?resize=838%2C1120)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7jAieAn5GE
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(http://i.imgur.com/yMj6K1U.gif)
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That is so cool, @Machiavelli !
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(http://i.imgur.com/GxmeXVq.jpg)
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Five-storey Blue Screen Of Death spotted in Thailand (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/08/22/fivestorey_blue_screen_of_death_spotted_in_thailand/)
(http://i.imgur.com/gy218is.jpg)
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Loved the carnival freaks Mac. Good stuff.
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(http://i.imgur.com/yMj6K1U.gif)
Excellent!
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Excellent!
BTW, here is some information about the source of this GIF:
https://vimeo.com/126177413
https://www.shortoftheweek.com/2015/05/04/object-rest
http://sethboyden.blogspot.com/2015/05/an-object-at-rest.html
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BTW, here is some information about the source of this GIF:
https://vimeo.com/126177413
https://www.shortoftheweek.com/2015/05/04/object-rest
http://sethboyden.blogspot.com/2015/05/an-object-at-rest.html
Thanks! It is good to be able to give the creator direct feedback, too.
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The Skull of Montezuma
Tourist in museum: Whose skull is that one?
Museum guide: That is the skull of the Aztec emperor Montezuma.
Tourist in museum: Then whose skull is that small one beside it?
Museum guide: That is the skull of Montezuma when he was a baby.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZubL4mZ5n0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZubL4mZ5n0
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The official drinks of the 2016 presidential campaign . .
(http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/1st_series/whitebacks/kookaid_white_front_small_smaller_images.jpg) (http://www.lostwackys.com/images/original-series/8th/burpsi.jpg) (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/dd/b9/a9/ddb9a9c4a73190f910e298a30042b167.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/87/26/ec/8726ecd3625fb7a5f759befd16b8785a.jpg) (http://www.wackypacks.com/stickers/4th_series/fang_front_small_smaller_images.jpg) (http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/11th_series/cult45_small_smaller_images.jpg)
And, the official mouthwash . . .
(http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/6th_series/blisterine_small_smaller_images.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/YaPHLV3.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/YaPHLV3.jpg)
Ah, yes, she's powering through!
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After husband forgets lunch, wife throws it from the BALCONY and INTO his car (http://hellogiggles.com/husband-forgets-lunch-wife-throws-balcony/)
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Sesquipedalian Sayings
The stylus is more potent than the claymore.
Pulchritude possesses exclusively cutaneous profundity.
It is futile to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
The greatest of need is the maternal parent of the art of original contrivance.
A revolving lithic conglomerate accrues no lichen.
Everything is legitimate in matters pertaining to ardent affections and international armed conflicts.
The temperature of the aqueous content of a metallic receptacle under unremitting surveillance does not attain its level of evaporation.
Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
It is fruitless to endure lacrimation over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
Similar sire, similar scion.
Pulchritude reposes within the optic parameters of the perceiver.
Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
Where there are visible emissions from carbonaceous materials, there exists conflagration.
Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.
Integrity is the superlative strategy.
A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiate the potable concoction.
Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience domestically.
All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not, ipso facto, auriferous.
An addlepated individual and his specie divaricate with prematurity.
The ultimate entity of dried gramineous organism induces a rupture of the dorsal portion of the ship of the desert.
Hubris antedates a gravity-impelled descent.
Three quarters of a dozen individual movements by slender sewing instrument may be obviated by the utilization of a single, opportunistic thrust of said instrument.
Exclusive dedication to necessitous employment without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous young person.
Soft airs possess the potency to mitigate the anguish residual in the barbaric thorax.
Minuscule erudition jeopardizes security.
Consolidated we maintain ourselves erect; bifurcated we plummet.
A feathered biped in the terminal part of the arm equals the value of a brace of such creatures in densely branched shrubbery.
Persons deficient in judgment hasten to undertake that for which winged celestials hesitate to assume responsibility.
Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices of patent frangibility are advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.
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Profanity (https://s21.postimg.org/qlgkmolpz/FYChuck_Norris.jpg)
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I hope George Clooney dumps his wife so he and Brad Pitt can finally be happy together.
I admit opening an alligator petting zoo was not the best idea, but I told the kids to be careful so there's plenty of blame to go around.
Sorry I asked if your grandparents were part of the Halloween display at your house.
What if dogs are way smarter than we think and they just play dumb so they don’t have to work and pay taxes.
If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple...you'd have to poison an eclair or something.
What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore? Because that I totally get.
Tell me I'm beautiful
"You're beautiful"
Tell me I'm a genius
"You're a genius"
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"Just give me the toilet paper, please”
I drink a glass of red wine a day for health benefits.
The other 7 glasses are just for me.
I said I was sorry three times looking in the mirror and now I'm in Canada.
I always get a "Yes" from women, but it's usually followed by "That's him, officer.”
The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan.
"Sure, you could bury it but hear me out."
Taxidermy is invented.
FLOTUS is an unfortunate acronym, like something left in the toilet bowl.
I'm tired and want to sleep, but I can't stop imagining how the whole scenario of the first person to pee on a jellyfish sting went down.
Sorry I reported your newborn's pic on Facebook, but nudity is nudity.
So we're on for next Friday? Perfect. I'll call you Thursday to reschedule.
Do I just call you or should we resolve this quickly with 200 text messages?
"Do not iron" Like that was ever going to happen.
Just realized the laundry detergent has been in the refrigerator for 3 days, in case you're looking for a business manager.
[doing an identification at the coroner's office]
It's not her; my wife has a head.
Tonight playing poker with a buddy he said "Care to make this interesting?”
And I said "Sure. For years I've been secretly in love with you."
I learned two important lessons today. I can't remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.
I just answered two Jeopardy questions in a row. This must be what Einstein must have felt like.
Turns out my date had a lot of pizzazz, not pizzas. I've never been more disappointed.
Didn't know which glass of beer was mine so I drank both. I'm a problem solver.
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A missionary on a South Pacific island was walking with the village chief teaching him English.
As they passed a stream the missionary pointed and said to the chief, "Stream."
The chief looked and repeated, "Stream."
They walked a little further on the path and the missionary pointed to a bird and said, "Bird."
The chief looked and repeated, "Bird."
A little further down the path the missionary spotted a couple making love in the grass. Not really knowing what to say to the chief the missionary said, "Man riding bicycle."
The chief looked and pulled 2 blow darts out and shot both of them dead.
The missionary was horrified and asked the chief why he did it.
The chief replied, "Man riding *MY* bicycle!"
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Tic Tac Toe.
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42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record (http://www.theonion.com/article/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend--30517)
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Nice bike.
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Awesome. I know some folks I'd like to give that to for Christmas 888bravo
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Snowstorm In Chicago Delays Hundreds Of Morning Murders
The city of Chicago is steadily recovering from an overnight snowstorm that delayed hundreds of murders on Friday morning and will likely continue to push numerous homicides across the city drastically behind schedule, public authorities announced.
More (http://www.theonion.com/article/snowstorm-in-chicago-delays-hundreds-of-morning-mu-31410)
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Liam Neeson Auditions For Mall Santa Claus
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Liam Neeson Auditions For Mall Santa Claus
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