Ugh ... I don't need some woke limousine liberal educating me about racism. I got a front seat view during the Forced Busing in Boston in the 1970s.
See, my newly woke brethren, not all white people are created equal.
I am white by accident of birth. There is nothing I can do to change it.
It is racist to think that all whites are born into the same level of privilege. We are not a single tribe or country club.
I am not a Kennedy. I don't have a $300 Million trust fund to sponge off. I don't have a legacy admission to an Ivy League university. If I got caught cheating on a final exam, my family would not be able to buy the university's absolution by donating the Kennedy School of Government to it. I cannot kill women and get away with it.
When Obama was elected, I knew we still weren't a post-racial society. The only people who believed that were the white, suburban, limousine liberal, Ive League elitists on Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket who had one black friend in college.
Stop blaming me for the Democratic Party's failure to deliver on its promises to its minority constituents.
Will you woke-bleep still take my money even though is has pictures of white, racist, genocidal, mysogynist, heterosexual Christian males of Western European descent on the front?