Humor/Jokes

[sneakypete]

A biden favorite:

@Wingnut

Try again.

[Texas Robin]

   Damn @thackney I hope he's OK or recovering well. 
   US OLD MEN heal a lot slower, it seems. I had 15 stitches 8 days ago and just put on jeans for the first time since.  Can't even mow my small yard or drive.

    Thank You @Texas Robin for EVERYTHING!!!!!!



     PS: I'm out of Cherry Bourbon Jell-O Shots. 

  @corbe I've made Butterscotch scnapps and cranberry jello, not to bad. Then I made cherry jello with coconut voldka and Chambord (dark rasberry liquer - to sip). those turned out real good. 

[corbe]

  You are a strange Woman @Texas Robin with your Liquor selections BUT I really enjoy your company, Jell-O shots or not.   

[Cyber Liberty]

@corbe @Texas Robin

Yes, the coconut set me off a bit, but it seems to me you are in good hands.  It sounds like all y'all are doing better!

[BassWrangler]

[DCPatriot]

[DCPatriot]

[BassWrangler]

LOL

[corbe]

    @DCPatriot



   Stay away from anyone named Booth and don't drive Fords.

[DCPatriot]

    @DCPatriot



   Stay away from anyone named Booth and don't drive Fords.

@corbe

@truth_seeker  RIP

LOL!

Poor agents' clients are damned sick and tired of being 'Bridesmaids' and never the Bride in these multiple offer situations...which is virtually every circumstance today.

It's emotionally taxing on Realtors. 

That said, it wouldn't hurt to get as much information as you can about your BUYER AGENT in terms as his experience and number of transactions per years, etc..

The more business he/she does, the higher number of other productive agents are familiar with him.

Personally, today, I'd just call the agent on the sign on the front lawn.  The Listing agent is the only person that knows the details of every offer.

You want the damned house.  Give the Listing Agent the chance at both ends in exchange for insider trading information.  LOL!

[DCPatriot]

@corbe



Oh...but that new Ford Maverick Lariat for under $30K.....NAWWWWWW           

[corbe]

   I paid $48K for my house 20 years ago, @DCPatriot  now it's worth $283K.  No one has stepped inside of it to see the renovations I've done to it (no permits ever pulled). 
   The Main problem is that it is gonna cost me twice to buy another fixerupper.  I'll sit low for another year and wait for the Real Estate Market to cool, some.   Am I wrong?

[BassWrangler]

   I paid $48K for my house 20 years ago, @DCPatriot  now it's worth $283K.  No one has stepped inside of it to see the renovations I've done to it (no permits ever pulled). 
   The Main problem is that it is gonna cost me twice to buy another fixerupper.  I'll sit low for another year and wait for the Real Estate Market to cool, some.   Am I wrong?

Reportedly there are big investment companies buying up homes at up to 150% of "fair market" value now. I'm guessing it's a hedge on inflation. My wife and I were planning a "brexit" from Washington state to escape a growing wave of liberal insanity, but now we're a bit scared we'll get caught in the middle of a real estate crash and take a huge bath.

[corbe]

    That makes sense to me @BassWrangler it's possible it's the same azzholes that gave us the CCP Virus.

[DCPatriot]

@corbe


The lower the 30 yr fixed rate, the larger the buyer-pool...ergo, the higher prices and appreciation.

My 40 yr + career ... I thought 5 percent fixed would never show up again...let alone 2.25%  (Yes, I know it's about 2.625% 30 yr fixed today)

My point is that if rates follow the price of everything else, the buyer pool is going to dry up very fast.

My advice is to think in terms of your current monthly payment comfort zone.  Find out what that payment gets you at 2.625%.

Can you find a more exciting lot, floorplan, setting, being able to borrow money at that ridiculously low rate?

IMO, you'd better damned well look real good!   

[BassWrangler]

@corbe


The lower the 30 yr fixed rate, the larger the buyer-pool...ergo, the higher prices and appreciation.

My 40 yr + career ... I thought 5 percent fixed would never show up again...let alone 2.25%  (Yes, I know it's about 2.625% 30 yr fixed today)

My point is that if rates follow the price of everything else, the buyer pool is going to dry up very fast.

My advice is to think in terms of your current monthly payment comfort zone.  Find out what that payment gets you at 2.625%.

Can you find a more exciting lot, floorplan, setting, being able to borrow money at that ridiculously low rate?

IMO, you'd better damned well look real good!   

Thanks, @DCPatriot - I am thinking we're going to go look at some areas in North Georgia and Tennessee later this year.

[DCPatriot]

Thanks, @DCPatriot - I am thinking we're going to go look at some areas in North Georgia and Tennessee later this year.

@BassWrangler

 

[Cyber Liberty]

Reportedly there are big investment companies buying up homes at up to 150% of "fair market" value now. I'm guessing it's a hedge on inflation. My wife and I were planning a "brexit" from Washington state to escape a growing wave of liberal insanity, but now we're a bit scared we'll get caught in the middle of a real estate crash and take a huge bath.

I don't know.  BlackRock is the company buying up all the properties (in some cases an entire neighborhood).  They're converting the homes into rentals so nobody can own anything.  All renters.

[sneakypete]

@DCPatriot  @corbe  @BassWrangler  @ Cyber Liberty 

Guys,girls,and undecideds.

This is a thread for jokes and humor,not real estate sales or any other subject. Please try to keep it that way.

[Cyber Liberty]

@DCPatriot  @corbe  @BassWrangler  @ Cyber Liberty 

Guys,girls,and undecideds.

This is a thread for jokes and humor,not real estate sales or any other subject. Please try to keep it that way.

10-4, Mr. Moderator!

In that light....

There was this fellow, a good man with strong conservative tendencies.  One day, he was at a pet shop where they had a Parrot on sale.  Intrigued, he asked the shop owner about it and why it was so inexpensive.

The Shop owner explained, "Well, I have to be honest with you.  The bird does talk, but he cusses like a Sailor."

The fellow decided that he could deal with it, because it was a beautiful bird.  So he bought the Parrot and took him home.  As expected, as soon as he pulled back the shade on the cage, the Parrot started cussing a pure blue streak...no pulling back!

The man tolerated the cussing Parrot for a few days, but it was getting on his nerves, so when the bird started up, he grabbed it and stuffed it into the pantry.  The screaming got even louder, and even more filthy, so he grabbed the Parrot again and stiffed it into the oven.  Yes, the cussing was even worse and louder.  After a few minutes, he said "Screw it!" and he then crammed the Parrot into the freezer.

Again, much screaming ensued, followed suddenly by a terrible silence.  A long silence.

Worried, the good fellow opened the freezer and the Parrot walked out of the freezer, and said, "Sir, I apologize from the bottom of my heart for my outbursts.  They were rude, and I feel terrible about it.  I promise to be better from now on!"

"By the way, what did the chicken in there do?"

[DCPatriot]

10-4, Mr. Moderator!

In that light....

There was this fellow, a good man with strong conservative tendencies.  One day, he was at a pet shop where they had a Parrot on sale.  Intrigued, he asked the shop owner about it and why it was so inexpensive.

The Shop owner explained, "Well, I have to be honest with you.  The bird does talk, but he cusses like a Sailor."

The fellow decided that he could deal with it, because it was a beautiful bird.  So he bought the Parrot and took him home.  As expected, as soon as he pulled back the shade on the cage, the Parrot started cussing a pure blue streak...no pulling back!

The man tolerated the cussing Parrot for a few days, but it was getting on his nerves, so when the bird started up, he grabbed it and stuffed it into the pantry.  The screaming got even louder, and even more filthy, so he grabbed the Parrot again and stiffed it into the oven.  Yes, the cussing was even worse and louder.  After a few minutes, he said "Screw it!" and he then crammed the Parrot into the freezer.

Again, much screaming ensued, followed suddenly by a terrible silence.  A long silence.

Worried, the good fellow opened the freezer and the Parrot walked out of the freezer, and said, "Sir, I apologize from the bottom of my heart for my outbursts.  They were rude, and I feel terrible about it.  I promise to be better from now on!"

"By the way, what did the chicken in there do?"

@Cyber Liberty   

@jmyrlefuller   I apologize.   My thinking as wrong as it is, was that we recently took the member's lounge on a little ride recently...no harm done.

Answered a FRiend's question per a ping.  As succintly as possible.

Maybe we should start a category in members only for when members want to pick another member's brain?   

[Sled Dog]

Am I the only one to have to pause to think of the word "cumulus"?

@BassWrangler

Ummmmm.

The first word that popped into my mind started with "cun.....",but I knew right away that one was wrong.

[Gefn]

@sneakypete
I’m late to the party but congratulations on becoming a moderator. I like this new forum.


I got a joke for you and @corbe

A blonde women goes to see her eye doctor.

Eye doctor asks her, “Good morning. Have your eyes ever been checked”?

“Why no doctor”, she replied. ‘They’ve always been blue”


 

[sneakypete]

@sneakypete
I’m late to the party but congratulations on becoming a moderator. I like this new forum.


I got a joke for you and @corbe

A blonde women goes to see her eye doctor.

Eye doctor asks her, “Good morning. Have your eyes ever been checked”?

“Why no doctor”, she replied. ‘They’ve always been blue”


 :blonde mom Lient:

@Gefn

LOL!  Like it!

[corbe]