So, here I am. I'm at a bar in Guam. These submarine sailors show up. I'm thinking, no worries. I buys thems a tankard. The next think I know, they are asking me if I have ever kissed a dude.
Well, I don't kiss and tell, so I says no.
He says, Well how do you know you wouldn't like it.
Hmmm, OK, says I, you kiss that guy next to you and I'll be in right after.
Wow, these two lip locked and kissed for a full minute, and loved it.
Alright, says I, a deal is a deal. I punched them both in the face, dodged the bouncer who was holding a pool stick, and got the hell out of there before what they call 'Police' showed up. Headed back to two palms, drank a little, somehow made it back aboard ship.
You know how they always say most sub sailors are gay? I am not in a position to be able to dispute that urban legend.