ooooommmmmmmmmmmmm..... meditate on thy Trumpiness.... oooommmmmmmmmmmm......
Taco Bowls
oooooohhmmmmmmmmmmm..... increase thy Trumpiness..... oooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
National Enquirer is real news, all else is fake!
ooooohhhmmmmmmmmm..... Trumpiness times two, four, potato more.... ooohhhmmmmmmmm....
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Only Trump! holding my hands up to Lord Trump who aren't in heaven, Only Trump can do it! Only Trump can prevent war with Russia! Only Trump can stop open borders, do I have an f'in a-man!
F'N A-MAN!
Here at the Kitty Grabbers Church of Trump, praise be his hair, we know without a doubt that Trump will keep all of his promises, it is written down in the holy ART OF THE DEAL that he deals in hyperbole and misdirection to get his way, so we know when he is thought to lie and flip-flop it is all a mind-trip on the enemies of enemies of enemies of America.
F'N A-MAN!
Sure he's a friend of the Clintons, has had many mistresses, treats women like crap and acts like a child, but we know, those of us in the faith, that he isn't anything like that now. Just because he has been spokesperson to scams and MLM's in the past and turned states evidence against his crime partner once that he is really the only person we can trust! "We" not including his wives, of course, or contractors or, well, whatever...
Thou shall bear false witness against the Ted!
Thou shall covet other kitties
Thou shall only read bullet points
Thou shall tweet at 3AM
Thou shall crap in golden toilets all thou days
On our knees we beseech thee, smelly foul horrible worms of NeverTrump, verily it will be thou fault if the Grabby God falls. Join us, you scum sucking sewer rats, because only we of the faith can defend HIM who can defend the world from the enemies of the enemies of the enemies of America! Otherwise bloggers will tear him down!
Ole ye of little faith, pity pity....