Your signature describes you to a tee. It is outright laughable. I stumbled upon it because, like the leftist broken record that you are, you keep telling people to view it. I had to open the post because I have you on ignore due to being tired of scrolling through interminably long, boring, leftist drivel. I literally choked with laughter when I read it.
Sorry. A leftist moron could put "I hold to strict Conservative values." in his signature, but said signature does not make him a Conservative. A leftist moron is still a leftist moron. Please note that I am not calling you a leftist moron. This is merely an example, of course. ;)