Because Friday is Black Friday,
and most folks are out and about, orjust sleeping it off...
This weeks silliness,
will be brought to you, today!And here are some tips to make Thanksgiving successful:
Don't listen to the media, they often are incorrect.
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Avoid getting too close to a turkey.
Get your turkey good and dizzy, so he's easier to catch
Make sure to wear the proper attire for your feast.
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Share your meal with friends and family.
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If you watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Gay Parade,
mute theTV and play a heavy metal song to go with the Broadway performances.It's hilarious.
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Remember to use safety precautions when cooking your turkey.
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Invite others to help you prepare the meal.
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Be patient, with those who aren't kitchen savy.
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Watch the children around the dinner table.
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Yes, You Can Survive This Thanksgiving, Even If Your Family Voted Differently Than You
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So, keep your cool if politics or differing opinions are brought up.
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Remember, there's pie.
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And that it's Thanksgiving, not Thankstaking...
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Don't hog all the pie.
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Don't eat too much food.
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GiveThanks.
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And if you go out on Friday, just remember it's nasty out there.
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The BubbleTarget's got everything you need this Thanksgiving 
