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***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 7/15/16***
« on: July 15, 2016, 01:05:57 pm »
This weeks collection of silliness






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A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job.
 
 The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
 
 He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
 
 "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
 
 "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
 
 The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
 
 The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
 
 The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
 
 The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
 
 "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that."

 





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Speaking of vacuum, looks like this bloke doesn't do much of it







50 Shades of Grey - If it were written by a nerd





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Re: ***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 7/15/16***
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2016, 01:14:10 pm »
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Re: ***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 7/15/16***
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2016, 01:54:17 pm »
Quote from: RAT Patrol on July 15, 2016, 01:23:52 pm
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This is a fun game.  LOL!

You're way too good at this game, RP!
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2016, 07:45:46 pm »
Tell us about your SENIOR year of high school!
The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be!!
The year was: 1989.  :0012:
1. Did you know your spouse? No
2. Did you car pool to school? Sometimes otherwise School bus
3. What kind of car did you have? VW Rabbit
4. What kind of car do you have now? Dodge Caravan
5. It's Friday night...where were you? Football game or home
6. What kind of job did you have? McDonalds
7. What kind of job do you have now? Admin Asst
8. Were you a party animal? No
9. Were you a cheerleader? No
10. Were you considered a jock? No
11. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir? No
12. Were you a nerd? No
13. Did you get suspended or expelled? No
14. Can you sing the fight song? Didn't have one
15. Who was/were your favorite high school teacher? Mr. Sharp / English👍🏻👍🏻
16. Where did you sit for lunch? Walked to friends house down st.
17. What was your school's full name? Ashland High School🙏🏿🙏🏽🙏🏻
18. What was your school mascot? Grizzlies
19. If you could go back and do it again, would you? Yes but ONLY in the same decade.
20. Did you have fun at Prom? Didn't go
21. Do you still talk to the person you went to Prom with? on FB
22. Are you planning on going to your next reunion? Prolly not
23. Are you still in contact with people from high school? Only on FB. Does that count?
24. What are/were your school's colors? Red and white
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Re: ***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 7/15/16***
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Re: ***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 7/15/16***
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2016, 08:54:48 pm »
Tell us about your SENIOR year of high school!
The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be!!
The year was: 1975-6
1. Did you know your spouse? No
2. Did you car pool to school? No.  Self-drive. 
3. What kind of car did you have? Buick Apollo
4. What kind of car do you have now? Ford Escape Hybrid
5. It's Friday night...where were you? Football game or out with friends
6. What kind of job did you have? Disk Jockey at local radio station
7. What kind of job do you have now? R&D Lab Technician
8. Were you a party animal? Yes
9. Were you a cheerleader? No
10. Were you considered a jock? No
11. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir? No
12. Were you a nerd? Yes
13. Did you get suspended or expelled? No
14. Can you sing the fight song? Didn't have words.
15. Who was/were your favorite high school teacher? Mr. Malinowski
16. Where did you sit for lunch? Alone or went home if hour was open.
17. What was your school's full name? Marshall High School
18. What was your school mascot? Redskins (A bit of a sore subject, they changed it to PC "Redhawks" since then)
19. If you could go back and do it again, would you? Yes but ONLY in the same decade.
20. Did you have fun at Prom? Meh.
21. Do you still talk to the person you went to Prom with? No
22. Are you planning on going to your next reunion? No.  They still suck as badly as when I was there in '76
23. Are you still in contact with people from high school? Only on FB. Like maybe two people.
24. What are/were your school's colors? Red and black
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Re: ***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 7/15/16***
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2016, 10:06:02 pm »
Quote from: L9teen on July 15, 2016, 01:08:29 pm


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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2016, 11:19:42 pm »

Tell us about your SENIOR year of high school!
The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be!!
The year was: 1985
1. Did you know your spouse? No
2. Did you car pool to school? Walked  (Uphill both ways.  In six feet of snow...)
3. What kind of car did you have? Schwinn
4. What kind of car do you have now? Hyundai Sonata
5. It's Friday night...where were you? The Shire/Rivendell/Mordor, Narnia, onboard Discovery One/on Jupiter, etc.
6. What kind of job did you have? Sold concessions at the local adult softball league
7. What kind of job do you have now? Senior Technical Project Manager
8. Were you a party animal? No
9. Were you a cheerleader? No
10. Were you considered a jock? No
11. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir? Yes.
12. Were you a nerd? See Question #5, above.
13. Did you get suspended or expelled? Perish the thought.
14. Can you sing the fight song? Yes, and also play it on my clarinet
15. Who was/were your favorite high school teacher? Ms. C - English teacher
16. Where did you sit for lunch? Walked up and down the halls
17. What was your school's full name? North Harrison
18. What was your school mascot? Cougars
19. If you could go back and do it again, would you? Not for all the tea in China.  And I love tea.
20. Did you have fun at Prom? Didn't go
21. Do you still talk to the person you went to Prom with? N/A
22. Are you planning on going to your next reunion? Not sure.  Went to the last one this past fall.  Meh.
23. Are you still in contact with people from high school? Get together with my bestie and one other friend quarterly-ish.
24. What are/were your school's colors? Blue and white
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Re: ***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 7/15/16***
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2016, 11:44:00 pm »
Quote from: L9teen on July 15, 2016, 01:08:29 pm

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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2016, 11:50:25 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on July 15, 2016, 08:54:48 pm
Tell us about your SENIOR year of high school!
The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be!!
The year was: 1978
1. Did you know your spouse? No
2. Did you car pool to school? Sometimes. 
3. What kind of car did you have?1966 MGB
4. What kind of car do you have now? Jeep Cherokee
5. It's Friday night...where were you?Hanging with my friends
6. What kind of job did you have? washing dishes
7. What kind of job do you have now? High school technology teacher
8. Were you a party animal? No
9. Were you a cheerleader? Hell No
10. Were you considered a jock? Hell No
11. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir? No
12. Were you a nerd? Yes
13. Did you get suspended or expelled? No
14. Can you sing the fight song? Don't remember the song at all
15. Who was/were your favorite high school teacher? Jim Vasi
16. Where did you sit for lunch? with friends
17. What was your school's full name? Maryvale Senior High
18. What was your school mascot? At First Snoopy then Pegasus
19. If you could go back and do it again, would you? Not on a bet
20. Did you have fun at Prom? Didn't go
21. Do you still talk to the person you went to Prom with?
22. Are you planning on going to your next reunion? Not on a bet
23. Are you still in contact with people from then. Yes
24. What are/were your school's colors? Maroon and white
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Re: ***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 7/15/16***
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2016, 05:56:57 pm »
Tell us about your SENIOR year of high school!
The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be!!
The year was: 1969
1. Did you know your spouse? No
2. Did you car pool to school? walked
3. What kind of car did you have?  new 69 Chevelle for graduation
4. What kind of car do you have now? Ford Escape
5. It's Friday night...where were you? Dance club
6. What kind of job did you have? Dunkin' Donuts
7. What kind of job do you have now? Registered Nurse
8. Were you a party animal? Yes
9. Were you a cheerleader? No
10. Were you considered a jock? No
11. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir? No
12. Were you a nerd? No
13. Did you get suspended or expelled? No
14. Can you sing the fight song? No.
15. Who was/were your favorite high school teacher? Mr. Kittredge US History
16. Where did you sit for lunch?  Went to Al's so I could smoke- thank God I quit in 1974
17. What was your school's full name? William J. Bogan High School
18. What was your school mascot? Bengals
19. If you could go back and do it again, would you? No
20. Did you have fun at Prom? The after party was something else
21. Do you still talk to the person you went to Prom with? No
22. Are you planning on going to your next reunion? No. Went to the ten year- that was enough
23. Are you still in contact with people from high school? No
24. What are/were your school's colors? Orange and white
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Re: ***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 7/15/16***
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2016, 07:48:05 pm »
Tell us about your SENIOR year of high school!
The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be!!
The year was: 1974
1. Did you know your spouse? No
2. Did you car pool to school? No, rode motorcycle
3. What kind of car did you have? Honda CB750-Four (motorcycle), then Dad got a Gold Wing and I got to take it sometimes. Also a Trail-90.
4. What kind of car do you have now? RAM 1500 Hemi
5. It's Friday night...where were you? Date or home
6. What kind of job did you have? Mowed lawns
7. What kind of job do you have now? Private Investigator & Computer Forensics Examiner
8. Were you a party animal? No
9. Were you a cheerleader? No
10. Were you considered a jock? Yes
11. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir? Yes
12. Were you a nerd? No
13. Did you get suspended or expelled? Yes. A fist fight.
14. Can you sing the fight song? No!
15. Who was/were your favorite high school teacher? Mr. West - English
16. Where did you sit for lunch? Cafeteria
17. What was your school's full name? Hillwood High School
18. What was your school mascot? Hilltoppers
19. If you could go back and do it again, would you? Yes, only differently
20. Did you have fun at Prom? Not so much
21. Do you still talk to the person you went to Prom with? Periodically on Facebook
22. Are you planning on going to your next reunion? No
23. Are you still in contact with people from high school? No
24. What are/were your school's colors? Green & White
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Re: ***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 7/15/16***
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2016, 07:56:11 pm »
Quote from: L9teen on July 15, 2016, 01:08:29 pm


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