"We're going to win so much you're going to get tired of winning."
Trump will make great wins. Big wins. Beautiful and awesome wins. Everyone will win because Trump will make winning deals,and the deal is folks… Trump is a winner. He never liked Ellmers to begin with because she's such a LOOOOOSER.
But let's talk about those wins. These wins are going to happen people. They are going to happen because Trump will make them happen. Winning is coming. Because a great deal will make everyone a winner.
Great deals, awesome deals, beautiful deals… you know the best kind of deal that can be made, he will make them and that saying something. No, seriously…. but he will make great deals with the Washington Cartel, and Iran. Everybody in Washington wins. Everybody. Winners, winners. Nobody ends up a looooooser. No one likes a looooooser. So Trump will make them all WINNERS in Washington. Everyone wins and everyone in America will be taken care of by Washington. Win win for everyone. He wants everyone in America to win. And Trump is going to make Washington big enough to make everyone winners.
Because that is what will make America great again, even though it was never an exceptional nation to begin with, because as you know, The Donald does not like that term. He never liked it. It's insulting to the rest of the world, and by the way - I mean how can we say American Exceptionalism when Trump takes away from the world, everything we as a country have ever given it?
That's right. He's taking it all back. All the money. All the money and all the jobs. He's taking them back. All of it will be taken back. INCLUDING all those corporations. All those companies that are overseas. He's taking them all back. Everything we've ever given the world. Because the world stole them from us. They stole them from us, because the world is full of thieves and Mexicans. And we all know, Mexicans are thieves. So the world is Mexico. And Mexico stole it all from us like Mexicans do. And so, we need a wall to keep companies and jobs from being stolen from us by Mexico. And then, when the wall is built, Trump is going to take everything back from the world. All of it. All of it will be taken back. Everything. He's taking it back. And when Trump has taken it all back from the world, Trump will be able to make even greater deals. And everyone will be a winner because Trump will have taken everything we gave the world that was stolen by Mexico back. It will be fantastic.
We're going to take electricity and automobiles back too. We're taking them back from the world because we invented those. Americans did. Not Mexicans or the Chinese. We did. Benjamin Franklin invented electricity itself and Edison invented the lightbulb and the microwave oven which is where cell phones came from. And so we need to take all those iPhone jobs back from China too. We invented it and they stole it from us. So Trump is taking it all back. And the whole world will have to come to us to make a deal to get electricity, an iPhone or a car. Those were ours to begin with and Trump is taking them back.
By the way, did you know that the president of Mexico is Mexican? That's right. Just like the crooked judge in his University case. And just like the President of Mexico is being unfair with America, the judge is unfair in Trump's trial. He is not nice to him. So Trump will take everything back from the world we ever gave it, and stop this judge who is the president of Mexico. Mexicans are thieves to begin with. They stole everything we gave the world and now Trump has to take it all back because the Judge in Trump's case is the president of Mexico.
Did you know Trump has a big penis too? Just thought you should know.
Vote for Trump or be guilty of voting for Hillary. It's time to stop this nonsense! You're all traitors!
But vote Trump because he alone will save us and make us all winners and grant salvation.
It's a good deal.