NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Four Never Wrong Picks]

[Bender2]

Bend, even I have to admit...    you were not perfect last week--
But he was, big...  over on our side, Bendy is never wrong in his NFL picks.
Yeah, Fauxlivia, but what about that blown call in the Pack-Seahags game...    who got the ball on the last play on your side?
Well, both replacement officials called it different...  just like your side--
But after the review, we saw the Packer player did make the interception, so they won the game and then...  I took care of both Golden Tate and the replacement offical that called it for the Seahawks.
It is my job, ya know, and I...  love it!
Now you know why Fauxlivia...  owns a piece of my heart--
Now, for those that like the articles...    my picks and Joseph Gordon-Levitt's 20 Questions are very interesting--
You know, back on "3rd Rock," all I wanted when I grew up was boobs...  and to meet Bender--
Well, you got to meet me and I hope you are happy with the boob shirt...     I gave you.
This 'boob' is not...  what I expected, Bend!
Oh, you want boobs?  Come over here... I can help you with that--
Right on, Professor...  right on!
Okay, just drink this...  and we will get you some boobs--
It is working...  just as I said it would!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooo...    Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Okay, enough with Josephine Gordon-Levitt...  and on to my picks for Week 4:
Thursday night it will be Cleveland 9 at Baltimore 27:  Hitch says Baltimore could beat the Brownstains even if they played... real Black Byrds--
Sunday's games start with Carolina 24 at Atlanta 35: Yeah, Cam will be...  sulking some more--
New England 27 at Buffalo 24: Brady gets back...  on the bandwagon--
Minnesota 20 at Detroit 13: Hate to pick the Viqueens!  I really hate to hear...    that fat lady sing!
San Diego 24 at Kansas City 28: My Old Dallas Texans in Chiefs gear...    get back on the warpath at 2 and 2
Seattle 99 at St. Louis 0: The Replacement Refs...   really get going--
San Francisco 16 at NY Jets 24: Jet lag and Tebow bite the 69ers...   right in their YMCAsre!
Tennessee 10 at Houston 35:  Allegra's Texicans just keep on steam rolling...  on and on--
Miami 17 at Arizona 31: The Phins learn what 'Rough as... a Kolb" means--
Cincinnati 27 at Jacksonville 13: TCU North...  gets a win--
Oakland 14 at Denver 31: Old Man Manning runs Seven's... Thugs by the Bay off his grass!
New Orleans 13 at Green Bay 28: Old big's Packer score 10 TDs...   but the Replacement Refs only allow four of them to count--
Washington 21 at Tampa Bay 24: RG3's baying at the moon...  won't work in Tampa--
NY Giants 42 at Philadelphia 13: Big Blue tears Vick a new one...  and feeds it to the dogs--
For the first Bi-Week, Indy and the Stoolers are unisexual...  but that surely doesn't surprise anyone--
Bend, stop...  calling me "Shirley!"
And Monday night Chicago 20 at Dallas 27: JerryWorld is rocking...    as my Boys win one at the buzzer--
Okay, y'all turn to pick, I got beer... to drink--

[SevenofNine]

What hell that play on Monday night football last night Bender

WTF

[Allegra]

GO TEXANS!!!  Diggin' it so far! 

 

[BigHomer]

My unreplaceable prognostications for this week:

The Dodo Birds over the Clowns

The Dirty Birds over the Punters

The Patriots over the Bisons

The Vicekings over the Kitties

The Oilers over Midgets

The Charredburgers over the Thiefs

The 69ers over the Prop Planes

The Seasparrows over the Lambs

The Buzzards over the Guppies

The Mules over the Traitors

The Jagwursts over the Bungles

The Packers over the Taints

The Buccos over the Deadskins

The Bagels over the Gnats

The Cowdroppings over the Barlies  

[DCPatriot]

My son, who's 40, is an avid fantasy football geek, who is a perennial winner each year.

He called me last nite about his conclusion that these football games have been fixed. 

For example, $250 MILLION was lost on the PACKERS-SEAHAWKS game because Green Bay failed to cover the spread.

Anybody watching the last 5 minutes of that game would come away with that same conclusion.

He's given up on Football and has embraced the Washington Nationals and Baltimore Orioles.   WHOOOOOOO!

[Chieftain]

[SevenofNine]

MAN MY Raiders sucks

[Allegra]

And who is undefeated after four weeks?  Hmmmmm?

  :broc: :broc: :broc:

[Allegra]

Oh...{hint}

It's a team from a city who has never, ever, ever, ever, ever started an NFL season at 4-0 before.

Ever.

[R4 Trump]

Oh...{hint}

It's a team from a city who has never, ever, ever, ever, ever started an NFL season at 4-0 before.

Ever.

Oh you made it back!! I was worried! You didn't answer my FB pms

[Proud Patriot]

Ahem....somebody underestimated my Chargers! [p]Let's hope the Cowboys win this one...I'd like to win just one week in the office pool!

[Allegra]

Oh you made it back!! I was worried! You didn't answer my FB pms

I was at Reliant Stadium most of the day and then watching the later games out with friends. 

I answered ya.   ^-^

[Atomic Cow]

Texans win.

Cowboys lose.

All in all, a good week in the NFL.

[Bender2]

Gadzooks, Allegra, I dreamed Tony...  got picked off twice--

Then I dreamed Tony...  got picked off trice--

Then I dreamed Tony...  got picked off four times--

I'm afraid to go back to sleep 'cause......  Tony may throw a fifth pick!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Saltbag]

Wow, Monday night was not the game I was expecting.  I couldn't go to sleep!

[Allegra]

Gadzooks, Allegra, I dreamed Tony...  got picked off twice--

Then I dreamed Tony...  got picked off trice--

Then I dreamed Tony...  got picked off four times--

I'm afraid to go back to sleep 'cause......  Tony may throw a fifth pick!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hey, I had the same dream, but I woke up smiling. 

But all is well...you do have a GOOD team in Texas to root for. 

[Allegra]

Texans win.

Cowboys lose.

All in all, a good week in the NFL.

  :broc: :broc: