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NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« on: September 14, 2012, 08:54:51 pm »
Week 2

THU, SEP 13 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION

Chicago at Green Bay 8:20 PM NFL Tickets Lambeau Field

SUN, SEP 16 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION

Kansas City at Buffalo 1:00 PM CBS Tickets Ralph Wilson Stadium

Cleveland at Cincinnati 1:00 PM CBS Tickets Paul Brown Stadium

Minnesota at Indianapolis 1:00 PM FOX Tickets Lucas Oil Stadium

New Orleans at Carolina 1:00 PM FOX Tickets Bank of America Stadium

Houston at Jacksonville 1:00 PM CBS Tickets EverBank Field

Oakland at Miami 1:00 PM CBS Tickets Sun Life Stadium

Arizona at New England 1:00 PM FOX Tickets Gillette Stadium

Tampa Bay at NY Giants 1:00 PM FOX Tickets MetLife Stadium

Baltimore at Philadelphia 1:00 PM CBS Tickets Lincoln Financial Field

Washington at St. Louis 4:05 PM FOX Tickets Edward Jones Dome

Dallas at Seattle 4:05 PM FOX Tickets CenturyLink Field

NY Jets at Pittsburgh 4:25 PM CBS Tickets Heinz Field

Tennessee at San Diego 4:25 PM CBS Tickets Qualcomm Stadium

Detroit at San Francisco 8:20 PM NBC Tickets Candlestick Park

MON, SEP 17 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION

Denver at Atlanta 8:30 PM Tickets Georgia Dome


Wonderful, Bendy, you were perfect again!  Every game..  every score correct!
Well, did you  expect me...     to be wrong?
No, no, Bendy--  Not...  at all!
Well, never mind, my dear Fauxlivia.  I know you didn't, but you see here on our side I was not quiet perfect...    as CJ Wolf points out on the Week One thread--
CJ Wolf!  Who is this character...    I'll set him straight!
No, Fauxlivia.  He means well.  He just does not understand...     that I am always perfect in my NFL picks on your side.
Okay, babe.  Will you...  be over tonight?
I surely will  about supper time. Now...    run along.
Bend, stop calling me 'Shirley' as you have...  a more pressing matter--


Danger, NFL fans...  Danger!   Danger, NFL fans...  Danger!   Danger, NFL fans...  Danger!
Gadzooks!  The gauntlet...  has been thrown to the ground:



What?  Obama cancelling the time of the year when all males want to touch...  the pigskin?

Bendy, does this mean I have to...  put back on my clothes?

I just love it when a Chicago Boy... shows his true roots!

A man of color on the warpath... how familiar this is to me!
Now, Obama has gone...  too far!.

Whoa, Tom!  Don't tell me you...  are mad?

Yes, Dandy Don, so mad...     I could spit--
Well, that makes it official...  Obama has to go!

All in favor of Obama being kicked out...  put your hands together and clap!

All in favor of Obvama staying in...  applaude--

In the opinion of the chairman of this thread...  the Ayes have it!
Now, on to my Week 2...     Never Wrong NFL Picks:
Thursday night we have Chicago 17 at Green Bay 24:  Old Cheesehead big is tickled yellow as Jay Cutler thinks he's back...  in San Francisco again?

The Sunday games...  will go as follows:

Kansas City 20 at Buffalo 17:  My Old Dallas Texans, still in Indian Chief garb...  will pull out a squeaker--

Cleveland 13 at Cincinnati 27:  Yes, old Southwest Conference Day in Cincy finds... <img width=150 src="http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-f-BB/a-TCU-HornedTigers.gif">  beating...  --

Minnesota 21 at Indianapolis 10:  Even with a Viqueen win, the feeling... never goes away--

New Orleans 21 at Carolina 24: Now, Drew, after last week, do you new see how much Roger is still pissed at you? The stare...  is still on!--

Houston 31 at Jacksonville 20:  Allegra is in full blown cheerleader mode...  as her Texicans are winning--

Oakland 24 at Miami 17: Seven's Thugs by the Bay...  find they are up againts a wuthless opponent. "Quiet, we Dolphins' Fans are going...  waider hunting!"--

Arizona 3 at New England 35: I like... a light workout!

Tampa Bay 6 at NY Giants 28:  After last week's disaster, them Jersey Jints...  go in a new direction to get a win--

Baltimore 21 at Philadelphia 17: Nick-kack patty-wack...  give a dog a bone--

What is the sound of Ray Lewis...  greeting Mickael Vick?--

Washington 27 at St. Louis 10:  Up in the ski-- Its a bird--  Its a plane--  Its...  Deadskins3!
And RG3 owes it all to me as he is chock full of my...    Super Beta-Sitosterol--
NY Jets 17 at Pittsburgh 24: Tebow stays...    a virgin while Big Ben & Crew get back to their raping and pillageing MO.
If I can't have Tebow, I'll stick...  with my old squeeze!--
Tennessee 13 at San Diego 28:  Allegra's Old Earlers, still Fisherless... get shocked by the Bolts--

Detroit 27 at San Francisco 28: Them Frisco Guys sing... a winning tune--

Monday night it is Denver 28 at Atlanta 24:  Old Man Manning again...  cuts the mustard--
Well, I did the best...  I could!

Shoobie doobie do...  Shoobie doobie do...    Shoobie doobie do... Shoobie doobie...    do!

Jerry!  Jerry? Take you hand off Romo's hiney!  He's...  got a game to play!

Well, if we can restrain Jerry...     my Boys will cruise past the Seahags 31 to 17 to go 2 and 0--

Okay, campers, you make you picks while I...  need to speak to this young fembot for a moment or two--
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 09:06:44 pm »
 :beer: :patriot: :beer:


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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2012, 09:18:14 pm »
Just to let all y'all know, Free Republic pulled this thread because it contained porn!

Yes...    they said "porn!"

But I'll be danged if I...  can find it--
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2012, 12:47:31 am »
Patriots by a ton.
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2012, 06:53:54 pm »
OH Bender I am here I saw that avatar I think The Fish give my so called Thugs by the bay aka Raiders BAD TIME ROFL :police: :tongue2:
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2012, 07:12:42 pm »
Quote from: SevenofNine on September 15, 2012, 06:53:54 pm
OH Bender I am here I saw that avatar I think The Fish give my so called Thugs by the bay aka Raiders BAD TIME ROFL :police: :tongue2:

Nice to have you here Seven! Hope you are doing well? :beer:


Bender, I put a sticky on this thread for you!
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2012, 07:45:03 pm »
I came from FR on Freepmail and he told me over here yeah I think Fish give Thugs from the bay aka Oakland Raiders bad time
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2012, 08:09:49 pm »
Whoever Jay Cutler is playing against will win.
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2012, 09:21:30 pm »
ROFL that true about Culter :silly:
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2012, 12:40:53 am »
Wow Bender...YOU'RE picking (my second favorite team) the Redskins to win?   :beer:

The world's gone crazy, I tell ya!

GO TEXANS!!

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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2012, 08:13:42 am »
Quote from: AllegR²a on September 16, 2012, 12:40:53 am
Wow Bender...YOU'RE picking (my second favorite team) the Redskins to win?   :beer:

The world's gone crazy, I tell ya!

GO TEXANS!!


yaaaa..
Skins are my #1
Ravens are my #2
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2012, 11:02:16 am »
Quote from: AllegR²a on September 16, 2012, 12:40:53 am
(Porn?  Really?)

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Houston 31 at Jacksonville 20:  Allegra is in full blown cheerleader mode...  as her Texicans are winning--

Well, the word on the FR Moderator Back Street is that...    your above skin-revealing outfit pushed my FR thread over the line--

As to "YOU'RE picking (my second favorite team) the Redskins to win?" I am not blind but I still have an averse opinion...  of your second favorite team!

In case anyone should not know who I am speaking of...  it is those Godless Deadskins--
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2012, 11:12:00 am »
Quote from: SevenofNine on September 15, 2012, 07:12:42 pm

OH Bender I am here I saw that avatar I think The Fish give my so called Thugs by the bay aka Raiders BAD TIME ROFL

Quote from: Repub4R² on September 15, 2012, 07:12:42 pm
Nice to have you here Seven! Hope you are doing well? :beer:


Bender, I put a sticky on this thread for you!

Gadzooks, Seven-- And here I though I came up with...    'your Thugs by the Bay' quote?

And Repub4R² what is... 'a sticky' that you put on this thread?

I am so ashamed of being...    GOPBriefingRoom ignorant!

Yet I am sure my breakfast martinis... will wash that shame right out--

And, Allegra, dear, I still have high hopes for your second favorite team's...  season--
« Last Edit: September 16, 2012, 11:14:40 am by Bender2 »
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2012, 11:27:13 am »
Upset Special, you heard it here first: Tony Romo spends most of his day on his back, but he's still glad he broke up with Jessica Simpson - Seahawks 26, Cowboys 14.
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2012, 12:23:56 pm »
Quote from: ScottftlcR² on September 16, 2012, 11:27:13 am
Upset Special, you heard it here first: Tony Romo spends most of his day on his back, but he's still glad he broke up with Jessica Simpson - Seahawks 26, Cowboys 14.

Gadzooks!  Where in the world...    did you ever learn anything about gambling?

From the best gambler...    I ever knew!

What?  Everyone know Yorkshire Terriers can't play poker worth beans...  it is a game suited only for defrocked Saint Bernards and sure-toed Bulldogs!
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2012, 12:32:13 pm »
Just remember...don't play strip poker with dogs.
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2012, 01:07:54 pm »
Quote from: ScottftlcR² on September 16, 2012, 12:32:13 pm
Just remember...don't play strip poker with dogs.

Gadzooks!  Everyone knows you only play strip pool...  with dogs!

Well, Bendy surely has...     that right!

Frank, Dean, Sammy!  Stop calling...     me "Shirley!"
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2012, 01:15:34 pm »
Well, well, the old Vickster is back. He gets picked off...  in the end zone!

One interceptions down...  three more to go to keep up his average--

Flaco just fumbled...  so Vick may get his 2nd pick real soon!
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2012, 03:02:34 pm »


Gadzooks, have we got...  some surprising things going on--

The Iggles imploding, them Jersey Jints getting nailed in Tampa...  and the Saints going nowhere in Carolina!
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2012, 03:53:27 pm »
Don't worry Weight Watchers little unhappy with Jessica Simpson right now not losing weight fast enough after baby so Tony Romo career is much more better than Jessie LOL!
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2012, 03:54:21 pm »
MAN my Raiders sucks they blowing the lead right now in NFL game against the FISHES

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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2012, 05:25:22 pm »
Gawd awful Iggles 2-0
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2012, 06:06:07 pm »
TEXAS's TEAM ~~Houston Texans~~ are 2-0. 

 *girl beer* :lotsosmileys:
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2012, 06:31:13 pm »
Lucky you The Texans only NFL team that not on AMerican most wanted

HELLO COWGIRLS FANS :smokin:
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Re: NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Week Two Never Wrong Picks]
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2012, 07:06:56 pm »
Quote from: AllegR²a on September 16, 2012, 06:06:07 pm
TEXAS's TEAM ~~Houston Texans~~ are 2-0. 

 *girl beer* :lotsosmileys:

No other way to put it, my dear Allegra...  my Boys got their arse kicked today--
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