Gadzooks, not only is it is dress rehearsal time, sportsfans...
but for once in a blue moon, "Newsweek" and I agree on their cover story.
Okay, Thursday night games are as follows:
Green Bay 27 at Cincinnati 10: Pack victory & big's frenzy...
honored on new USPS stamp--
Jacksonville 10 at Baltimore 14: Hitch still swears by that Black Byrd Defense...
and so do I--
Arizona 9 at Tennessee 24: The Fisherless Boys...
find another acorn--
Friday night it is Philadelphia 17 at Cleveland 24: The Real McCoy shows his stuff...
in the 4th quarter--
Atlanta 35 at Miami 13: Vick's Old Team bites the Phins...
right where it hurts--
New England 31 at Tampa Bay 17: If its good enough for Brady...
its good enough for me--
San Diego 28 at Minnesota 9: Even a cross-dressing quarterback...
cannot help the Viqueens--
Chicago 10 at NY Giants 38: Before all you Bears fans start screaming 'Defense! Defense!" just remember...
Brian Urlacher just got dumped by Jenny McCarthy--
Jenny, why did you break up...
with Brian Urlacher?
Well...
well-- I guess--
It was when I found out Brian...
was not a Dallas Cowboy.
Seattle 13 at Kansas City 27: MY Old Dallas Texans welcome the Seahags and disrupt...
their dance routine--
Now, on Saturday night:
Indianapolis 24 at Washington 10: RG3 finds...
Luck is not on his side--
Pittsburgh 38 at Buffalo 3: Yes, Big Ben is raping...
and pillaging dead animals again!--
Detroit 24 at Oakland 9: Raider Fans on the outside...
looking in again--
Houston 31 at New Orleans 10: The thousand yars and one-half stare...
is still in effect--
Sunday is my 65th birthday and in my honor the NFL has these games:
San Francisco 27 at Denver 14: Old Man Manning drops his soap...
in Denver shower--
Carolina 9 at NY Jets 31: Tebow's Widlcat runs...
over Panthers--
Oh, yeah...
almost forgot St. Louis 17 at Dallas 31: So many injuries, we had to used one of our Cowgals...
at the tight end spot--
What's so funny, Charlie? Is it...
Bendy's picks?
No, Denise, but I do find it funny...
you are sleeping with Bender again--
Why, Charlie, why...
would you think that?
Honey, I've seen...
your new tattoo!
Bend! Say it ain't so? Not....
with Charlie Sheen's old, worn out squeeze--
STFU Chris! That's Bender...
you are talking about!
