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The Tables Down at Mory's
« on: July 28, 2012, 06:34:40 pm »
I have a mishmash of graphics, videos, and just generally stuff I find funny, and I thought I'd start a thread dedicated to stuff that should e posted somewhere, but doesn't merit a thread of its own.

Some stuff you may have already seen, some you may not. Some may be political in nature, some not.

If you have something that you'd like to share, and you can't figure out which category it belongs in...well, post in on this thread.

I'd like to see it.


Update:August 20, 2012

I've changed the name of the thread to something old and familiar, someplace where you go spend time with good friends, drinking good wine, or maybe hot cocoa, all the while haring a good joke, or one of those comfortable silences that can only happen when all who surround you are good friends.

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Re: The Grab Bag
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2012, 06:35:27 pm »
The first post just happens to be political.

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Re: The Grab Bag
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2012, 06:43:19 pm »
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, i have others." - Groucho Marx

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Re: The Grab Bag
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2012, 08:11:19 pm »
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, i have others." - Groucho Marx

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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2012, 08:26:43 pm »
  • - For young men, it’s a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will see the thong.
  • - For older men, it is a respectable woman with a nice ass crossing the street.
  • - The perverts will imagine her as a naked woman.
  • - The wise men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer in the face of such beauty and gratitude that it was shared with humanity.
  • - For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.
  • - The other half is wondering where she bought that blouse.
  • - The wise women imagine the misery that this will be at age 50.
  • - Children, the curious, and monks will probably notice a dog driving the taxi.

Don’t be alarmed, I didn’t see the dog either.
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2012, 08:28:48 pm »
I LOVE THAT ONE!   

Thanks, Luis!   :beer:
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2012, 10:11:20 pm »


Remind me to tell you the story about a club on Bourbon Street that advertised "The 15 Most Beautiful Exotic Dancers in New Orleans", and why I damned needed therapy after spending about two hours in that club.
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2012, 10:22:01 pm »
How many squares can you count in this picture?

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Re: The Grab Bag
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2012, 10:27:43 pm »
Can anyone guess the title of this photograph?

Don't cheat.

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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2012, 11:24:15 pm »
How many squares can you count in this picture?


33?
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2012, 11:41:04 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2012, 11:53:26 pm »
�The time is now near at hand which must probably determine, whether Americans are to be, Freemen, or Slaves.� G Washington July 2, 1776

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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2012, 11:55:06 pm »
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« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2012, 03:45:56 am »
37??
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

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« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2012, 03:53:17 am »
27

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« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2012, 04:01:00 am »
40!
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« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2012, 04:09:05 am »
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« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2012, 04:10:48 am »
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« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2012, 04:11:53 am »
Worst. Prison. Tattoo. Ever.

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« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2012, 04:36:55 am »
Winner! Winner!

Chicken dinner!
 

WHOO-HOO!!!

 
I love chicken!
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« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2012, 05:04:56 am »
Can anyone guess the title of this photograph?

Don't cheat.


Hmmm...no one?
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« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2012, 05:21:40 am »
Sinko de Mayo?   :raise hand:
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« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2012, 06:30:28 am »
Sinko de Mayo?   :raise hand:

You knew that one... didn't you?
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Re: The Grab Bag
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2012, 06:37:23 am »

Wait...Kohl's does what?
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