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Iran threatened to attack England Thursday when B-1 bombers began bombing Iran from U.S. air bases in Britain. This war gets more entertaining each day. Meanwhile, here on the home front, a dejected Mayor Mamdani went on TV Thursday to admit that he lacks the legal authority to bomb Israel.

Taylor Farms reportedly asked the White House to delay recall of their lettuce that's been said to be linked to a parasite that caused chronic explosive diarrhea. The free market reacted quickly to the outbreak. Plastic packages of Taylor Farms Garden Salad are now being sold on eBay as Black Market Ozempic.

Fox News Sunday interviewed leaders of the Democratic Socialist Party of America. They vow to take over the Democratic Party, win elections, and install socialism in the U.S. Last night, AOC, Bernie Sanders and Mayor Mamdani walked into a bar and said to the bartender, the drinks are on you.

The American Society of Civil Engineers reports that the U.S. faces a severe funding shortfall for the nation's wastewater systems. On Sunday just 10 days after the West Hollywood rupture, yet another water main broke in Los Angeles. So typical of Hollywood, cashing in on another disaster sequel.

Dr. Fauci made billions for Pfizer during the pandemic by lying that the vaccine would provide full immunity. That was before Biden pardoned him. So you see, it DID provide full immunity.

President Trump cited the boom in U.S. auto production to a cheering crowd of autoworkers in Detroit on Monday. Outside of the South, Michigan is probably the president’s biggest fan base. President Trump has been shot at and missed so many times, Detroiters consider him one of their own.

President Trump slapped tariffs on any country’s product that is made with slave labor, which could affect iPhones made in China. It’ll make scams more expensive to pull in California. West Hollywood, where I live, is the only city where people use $1,500 phones to check their EBT card balance.

Axios released a power ranking of likely 2028 Democratic candidates ranking Kamala at the top, then AOC and Gavin. Presidential politics promises to be cruder than ever in 2028. Already Idaho residents are demanding that comics stop joking that Idaho should be Kamala’s campaign slogan.

Ukraine President Zelensky met with President Trump Tuesday to tell him that Russia and China are aiding Iran. Iran is using Iraq as a staging base from which to attack Saudi Arabia, Ukraine is attacking Russian ships in the Caspian Sea and Romania has just shot down two Russian drones. We're just waiting for a Duke to get shot in Sarajevo and then tonight we're going to party like it's 1914.

American Heritage ripped the Democratic Socialists of America for exploiting Muslim arrivals in the U.S. to help the DSA’s goal of wiping out the West’s culture, tradition, history and value. Well, two can play that game. Yesterday Prince Andrew converted to Islam and all charges were dropped.

Senator Mitch McConnell's press aide disclosed Monday he'll not be able to attend Kentucky's annual Fancy Farm Picnic. It's a yearly get-together featuring food, fun and political debates. Mitch's office released a statement explaining that he's not been medically cleared to leave the cemetery.

We learned today that the Covid vaccine can't come close to providing full immunity like the Fifth Amendment.

Dr. Fauci kept a diary to feed himself details for his upcoming autobiography telling how he ruled the world with his Covid mandates. The name of Fauci's book is Mein Cough.

Iran tried to attack a US base in Jordan Tuesday prompting an angry reaction from Trump. In far more graphic terms, Trump vowed to bomb the excrement out of Iran...This could mean he's going to drop Taylor Farms lettuce on them.

2020 The Science says to shut down for 2 weeks to flatten the curve. 2021 it's Trust the Science. 2022 The Science is settled. 2023 the Science is being recalled. 2024 The Science gets a pardon. 2025 Sorry you lost your job for not trusting The Science. 2026 The Science pleads the Fifth.

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Re: Today's Toons 8/3/26
« Reply #1 on: Today at 03:35 am »
Thanks, Pookie. 
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Re: Today's Toons 8/3/26
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Quote from: Polly Ticks on Today at 03:35 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/3/26
« Reply #3 on: Today at 03:51 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/3/26
« Reply #4 on: Today at 04:05 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 8/3/26
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Re: Today's Toons 8/3/26
« Reply #6 on: Today at 06:26 am »
 tipping hat!! Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/3/26
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Pookie Toons make Monday great again with Argus extras!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/3/26
« Reply #8 on: Today at 06:50 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on Today at 03:51 am
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/3/26
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Quote from: verga on Today at 04:05 am
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, as always, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/3/26
« Reply #10 on: Today at 06:53 am »
Quote from: Jimino on Today at 06:26 am
tipping hat!! Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, as ever, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/3/26
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Quote from: Cyber Liberty on Today at 06:29 am
Pookie Toons make Monday great again with Argus extras!!!

Rainy days & Mondays always get me down plus they could be blue & furthermore you can't trust that day...
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Re: Today's Toons 8/3/26
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Quote from: ChemEngrMBA on Today at 05:34 am
SMITHSONIAN MEME SENT TO THE SOURCE:  "LEFTIST SMITHSONIAN"  >>> INFO@SI.EDU

Good job, ChemEngrMBA! There's a guy who contributes images daily to the toons who was a Smithsonian tour guide; he confirms their leftist lunacy.
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