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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Fox News reported a huge water pipe burst beneath Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood that flooded water and mud downhill onto pricey Palm Avenue. It knocked out power and cell phones for 20 hours. Governor Newsom is demanding an explanation from whoever is in charge of California.

President Trump showed declassified intelligence that Beijing hacked voter rolls and obtained information on 220 million Americans. China's intrusion is taking its toll. If drafted into U.S.-Iran War, I have to fight on China's side because I accepted TikTok's terms and conditions without reading them.

Joe Biden ad-libbed a video last week announcing that he's writing a memoir about his 4 years as president. Speaking off the cuff, he said it'll be out in November, from Little, Brown Publishers. When Joe mentioned Little, Brown it reminded him to say that if you don't buy this book you ain't black.

Mayor Mamdani said Sunday he's consulting local legal authorities to see if he can arrest Bibi Netanyahu when the Israeli prime minister comes to New York for the UN General Assembly opening in September. The radical socialist mayor has no legal grounds for arresting him. It's not like Bibi's a landlord or anything.

L.A. Mayor Bass complained that thousands of the city's homeless simply refuse to move indoor to shelters. In most cities, if you're walking down the street and shouting at yourself and others while exhibiting Tourette's Syndrome they send you to a doctor. In Los Angeles, they give you a Netflix special.

The Trump Administration slapped a 50% tariff on certain Canada goods in reprisal for what the White House called unfair restrictions on U.S. auto sales in Canada. It was ordered to go in effect immediately. Sunday the Toronto Blue Jays lost 4-0 to the Chicago White Sox, 6-0 with the tariff.

New York Mayor Mamdani says he's consulting with legal advisors to see if he could arrest Bibi Netanyahu when he comes to New York in September due to a World Court conviction. Mamdani would throw Bibi in jail. It's probably the only way Mamdani can keep a Jewish person from leaving New York.

Barack Obama declared that Black America is still going through the Reconstruction Era in the South, and restitution is still needed to ensure equal opportunity. Forbes says Barack is worth $70 million. If he'd just had the same opportunities as white people, he could've made something of himself.

The Democratic Socialists of America released its platform calling for the abolition of jails, the border, Supreme Court and the presidency, and setting up government food stores. They're even rumored to be planning a communist food delivery service. They bring you an empty food container and then shoot you.

The University of Pennsylvania reached a deal with the DOJ and stripped their transgender Olympic swimmer Lea Thomas of her past records. It's a hot-button issue. I don't know if being a transgender woman helps you to swim faster in the water but it definitely makes it easier for you to steer.

The Smithsonian published a pamphlet teaching kids that politeness, being on time, hard work and a nuclear family are symbols of white supremacy. So you see, Nazism did not die with Hitler. It lives on today through Leave it to Beaver reruns.

The World Cup finale turned President Trump into a genuine fan of the sport of soccer. He spent the next 3 nights kicking Iran in the balls.

AOC surges to the lead in New Hampshire causing Democrats to worry...Every time they run a woman for president, Donald Trump ends up being the Leader of the Free World.

-- Argus Hamilton



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Re: Today's Toons 7/27/26
« Reply #1 on: Today at 02:41 am »
Thanks, Pookie.

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Re: Today's Toons 7/27/26
« Reply #2 on: Today at 04:31 am »
   Thank You for sharing @pookie18
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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Re: Today's Toons 7/27/26
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Thanks, pookie!
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 7/27/26
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Thank you Pookie
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Rosalind Pichardo‑Kent, founder of the Philadelphia anti‑violence nonprofit Operation Save Our City, was arrested and charged after a knife (box‑cutter) attack on a SEPTA train.

📅 When did it happen?
July 17, 2026, on the Market–Frankford Line near 8th Street Station.

🔪 What happened on the train?
According to SEPTA Transit Police and the Pennsylvania Attorney General’s Office:

Pichardo‑Kent allegedly stabbed or sliced a woman with a box cutter during a confrontation.

The victim suffered facial lacerations requiring extensive medical treatment.

Both women were injured during the altercation.

⚖️ Charges filed
She faces multiple criminal charges, including:

Aggravated assault (2 counts)

Simple assault

Possessing an instrument of crime

Reckless endangerment

Harassment

Disorderly conduct 

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Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!


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   Thank You for sharing @pookie18

My pleasure, @corbe

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Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!

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Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, as ever, Verga!

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Pookie's Toons:  MMGA!  Making Mondays Great Again!!!
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Pookie's Toons:  MMGA!  Making Mondays Great Again!!!

MMPA where P=Passable

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 tipping hat!! Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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tipping hat!! Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

You're welcome, Jimino!