9 Things Women Are Better At Than Men
Sponsored · Jul 22, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
There's no denying the natural order of things — there are some things women are just plain better at than men. Being aware of these things can help life go more smoothly.
Here are things women are irrefutably better at than men:
Having X chromosomes: They're literally twice as good as men are at this.
Growing human beings inside of them: There has yet to be a man to accomplish this feat.
Making sandwiches: This isn't even close.
Allowing sin into the world: Another historic achievement that has never been matched.
Finding the milk carton in the fridge: Dudes can't even do it when it's right in front of them.
Asking for directions when driving: Always willing to get help when they need it.
Giving directions when not driving: Always willing to give help when you don't need it.
Smelling good: Or even being remotely attractive, for that matter.
Wearing dresses: Have you seen how guys look when they try to do it? Woof.
No use arguing about it. When it comes to the things listed above, the ladies have it. What else are women better at than men? Post them in the comments below.
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