Today's Toons 7/20/26

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Senator Lindsay Graham died at age 71 Sunday. He authored the Voter ID bill. Right now, 24 states require Photo ID to vote, 12 states will accept any ID to vote, while in California they don't even ask in which province of Mexico you were born.

President Trump repeated that his cease-fire with Iran is over after the Iranian attacks on three oil tankers prompted a massive U.S. retaliation. Buildings in Iran are displaying gigantic banners that say they will kill President Trump. They ordered the banners from an online store based in Minneapolis.

The New York Times reports a 37-story skyscraper in Manhattan had to be evacuated Monday after the steel support beams were found bent and near collapse. Structural engineers swarmed into the building assessing the damage. And for his part Mayor Mamdani canceled all flights into the skyscraper.

President Trump issued instructions Friday to obliterate Iran if they assassinate him. This after Iranian street marchers carried banners demanding that Trump be assassinated. Democrats have often daydreamed of it but not even Hillary can make a missile attack on Air Force One look like suicide.

The US resumed its war on Iran Monday while fully intending to negotiate peace once Iran's hardliners come to their senses and surrender. Stop me if you've heard this joke before.

NY Mayor Mamdani enraged the city's Italian population by erasing Little Italy from New York's official ethnic Enclave map. Mamdani can get away with insulting Italians because he has a driver...he doesn't have to start his own car

The Odyssey stars a Kenyan as Helen of Troy, a transgender as Achilles, Matt Damon as Odysseus and Anne Hathaway as Queen Penelope. The Motion Picture Academy ruled that any casting of a Greek in this movie would be racist.

I just read the Democratic Socialists of America platform released today. Communism is like Veganism. They're both fine unless you like food.

More anti-ICE street protests today. People are of two minds on the subject. Most people I know in Los Angeles are opposed to mass deportation, that is, until you tell them that it would take 45 minutes off their commute.

Governor Gavin Newsom broke with Progressive dogma and said he thinks transgender women competing against biological women in sports is unfair. I have one condition. I'm okay with biological men being allowed to compete against women in sports just as long as I'm allowed to bet on the outcome.

The Treasury Department showed the U.S. currency with President Trump's signature on the bills. Normally only a dead president can appear on U.S. currency. But after dodging 4 assassination attempts, a drone attack and Iran's death sentence, Trump came to the conclusion that it's close enough.

Joe Biden is writing his Oval Office memoir. It's titled They Tell Me I Was President.

Maine reporters knew Graham Plattner was a little too rough around the edges when they told him that Susan Collins was from Bangor, and Platner replied Bangor? I don't even know her!

Trump pulls the final 2000 US troops out of Iraq after 23 years. Dick Cheney's original idea was to divide Iraq into three different countries...Regular, Premium and Diesel.

I just saw a forum of the four candidates trying to replace Graham Plattner as the Democratic Senate candidate. Knowing that Maine is the home state of Stephen King makes so much more sense now.

A few months ago Taco Bell was voted America's favorite restaurant. This is why we have the Electoral College.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Sarge]

Thanks Pookie!

[verga]

Thank you Pookie

[Smokin Joe]

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[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[pookie18]

Thanks Pookie!

You're welcome, Sarge!

[pookie18]

Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!

[pookie18]

Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

My pleasure, as ever, CL!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

[Jimino]

  Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

My pleasure, Jimino!