Bee Forum News: Democrats Vow To Never Recruit From The Sex Offender Registry Again
Jul 14, 2026
With the quick unraveling of popular Democratic candidate Graham Platner's campaign, Democrat leaders met in secret to take a vow to never again recruit candidates from the sex offender registry. Like Bill Clinton, Platner was seen as a handsome and charming man with a likable 'aw shucks' personality and the smarts to beat long time Republican Senator Susan Collins. But unlike Bill, Platner did not have a Hillary to handle the bimbo eruptions and keep the campaign viable. Though the sex offender registry has proven in the past to be a very successful source of charismatic psychopaths seemingly perfect for getting the job done in Washington, the negatives can outweigh the positives in this age of 'believe all women' and 'me too' increasingly seen as huge mistakes by top Democrats. At press time the pool of qualified candidates had been narrowed down to Steve.
But that's not all that happened last week!
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