Today's Toons 7/13/26

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

The Ayatollah Khameini held a state funeral in Teheran for his slain father the ex-Ayatollah last week as his rabid followers marched chanting Death to America! The son is at a political crossroads. Khameini can remain Ayatollah or he can go for the sure thing and run for the Senate seat in New York.

Independence Day arrived Saturday amid a Harvard study warning that July 4th celebrations tend to turn children into conservatives. Reaction was swift. The teachers' union was horrified to hear it takes just a few fireworks and a patriotic speech to undo 270 days of public school education.

The State Department set up hospital ships off the coast of Venezuela to help earthquake victims in Caracas. It's not the only natural disaster demanding sudden attention. President Trump just sent the Peace Corps to Europe to teach their natives how to create air conditioning with the push of a button.

Trump Accounts kicked in July 4th giving each baby born from 2025 to 2029 a $1,000 investment account. With the maximum $5,000 annual contributions the kid can be worth $300,000 by age 18. The idea is turn the next generation into Republicans before the professors can get their hands on them.

British outgoing Prime Minister Keir Starmer caused eye rolls last week while addressing a Gay Pride Rally in London, saying the next James Bond should be a woman. Woke policy is ruining our culture. The next James Bond movie thriller is titled License to Kill Anybody Using an Air Conditioner.

Japanese automakers report they are using Artificial Intelligence in order to speed up vehicle production and add engine innovations. Honda announced it's offering riding lawn mowers that can reach a speed of 130 mph. They are very popular with gardeners who have just been spotted by ICE.

Particle 6 studio is set to release the first movie starring an AI generated beautiful actress they've named Tilly Norwood. Best of all she expresses no political opinion that might alienate half the movie going public. They should title the movie Tilly Norwood--the Actress Who Saved Hollywood

Not so fast, Belgium. Los Angeles still has 29 days to count all the goals.

Science Daily hailed the huge success of Ozempic for reducing America's obesity. There could be political factors at play. I notice that every time I see a woman in a TV commercial announcing that she has lost 150 pounds in the last two years, she never thanks Trump for cutting her SNAP benefits.

President Trump on Monday demanded that oil companies bring down the price of gas at the pump now that world oil prices have plummeted. It's taking forever to come down. The price of gas is so high in California that Paul Pelosi agreed this week to start remaining at the scene of the accident.

I was completely shocked to hear of the rape charges against Maine Senate candidate Graham Plattner. You think you know a guy...

Maine Socialist Senate candidate Graham Platner said Monday he'll review campaign options after a former girlfriend accused him of raping her. Women need to take precautions. If your guy's got a Nazi tattoo on his chest I wouldn't wear a French perfume, it just invites unwanted invasion.

You can't make it up. Days after Graham Platner is accused of rape he announced he's pulling out. When the jokes write themselves I just step aside and try to stay out of the way

Sunny Hostin says she's fearful when she sees the American flag, which is how the rest of the View feels when they see a bucket of water.

Accused rapist Graham Platner, dropped out of the Senate race. I had his slogan all written for him...Graham Platner Wants Your Vote...and He Won't Take No for an Answer!

Bernie Sanders urged Maine’s Nazi-tattooed anti-Semitic Socialist Senate candidate Graham Platner out of the race Monday after rape allegations surfaced against him. Platner never really had any hopes of defeating the savvy Susan Collins. You could say his entire campaign was a Heil Mary.

President Trump griped that France, Italy and Germany did nothing in the war with Iran. It's a lost opportunity. Germany might have enjoyed a war where for once they didn’t have to take on the Russians and the Anglo-Saxons at the same time. It’d be like playing a short Par-3 after 2 long Par-5s.

It's been rumored that at 3:00 this afternoon Mitch McConnell was declared Democrat.

Iran plot to assassinate Trump uncovered today. It was pretty far along. They were one step away from asking Hillary how to make it look like an accident.

All the tears being shed over Graham Platner's withdrawal from the US Senate race today proves once again that idolizing a politician is like believing that the stripper really likes you.

The Democratic Party appears to be back to Square One. The latest poll of 2028 party presidential favorites shows Kamala and Gavin running 15 points behind Jim Crow.

The California Secretary of State has officially certified the results of the last election and it turns out that La La Land did win for Best Picture.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Sarge]

Thanks Pookie!

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[verga]

Thank you Pookie

[Jimino]

  Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[pookie18]

Thanks Pookie!

You're welcome, Sarge!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticls!

[pookie18]

Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, as always, Verga!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, as ever, Jimino!

[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!  And Happy Birthday!

[pookie18]

Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!  And Happy Birthday!

You're welcome & thanks again, CL!