Today's Toons 7/6/26

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The War of Independence began with the Shot Heard 'Round the World and to this day every Monday newscast begins with the weekend totals from Chicago.

New York Mayor Mamdani risked a constitutional crisis Saturday, saying he would not comply with the Supreme Court ruling that limits temporary asylum seekers' stay in the U.S. Socialists demand open U.S. borders and say illegal migrants just want to live free. All they have to do is qualify for disability.

New York Socialists claimed their wins Tuesday will spread across the country with victories in the mid-term elections. They say they will take over America in November. Recently a friend asked me if I have any plans for the fall and at first I didn't realize he meant autumn, not the end of civilization.

New Yorkers elected three Socialist candidates to Congress Tuesday who vow to get rid of ICE, the police, jails, borders and the rich. There's a method to this madness. The way New Yorkers see it, they no longer have to worry about being attacked by terrorists if they are being represented by terrorists.

President Trump lobbied Congress Thursday to pass his SAVE America Act to keep illegal migrants from voting this fall. There's a way to make it bipartisan. President Trump should offer all the illegal aliens citizenship if they vote Republican, and watch how fast the Democrats will want them out of the country.

The Supreme Court ruled to allow the Trump Administration to deport Haitians who've claimed temporary refugee status for over 10 years. The Haitians in Springfield should head for the cellars. Today's Weather Channel forecast for Ohio calls for Donald Trump Weather—80 with a chance of ICE.

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson refused Trump's offer to help after the city's bloody holiday weekend. Over the 3-day Juneteenth celebration, 40 Chicagoans were shot and 6 people killed in gang wars on the Southside. To honor Pride Month the Chicago White Sox are wearing rainbow Kevlar.

DNI departing director Tulsi Gabbard dropped files revealing Dr. Fauci lied to Congress about Covid's origin. During the pandemic we got 9 months off work, $950 a week unemployment, free rent and business subsidies. I'm shocked that the New York socialists didn't elect Covid to Congress Tuesday.

New York City institutions quickly adjusted to the popularity of the Radical Far Left. Broadway will be staging classic musicals that are adapted to the changing times. They include Damn Infidels, Ahmed Get Your Gun, Bye, Bye Skyscraper and How to Succeed in Communism without Really Trying.

New York City hosted the world's largest Gay Pride Parade Sunday with a million celebrants in attendance. It ended Pride Month. President Trump congratulated Tennessee's governor for designating June as Nuclear Family Month with the exception that Iran never be allowed to join the Nuclear Family.

Joe Biden gave a speech at a Democratic gala in Maryland and blasted Trump and called him a loser. It was the 2nd anniversary of Joe's disastrous debate performance that ended his presidential career. Regarding that debate, I thought Biden debated as well as Lincoln, if you dug him up right now.

The Weather Channel reports Europeans are sweltering this week in record-high week-long 100-degree heat. This comes after the EU outlawed air conditioners to placate climate change warriors. It's so hot in Paris that American tourists are asking the French for directions just for the cold shoulder.

WNBA superstar Caitlyn Clark was knocked on her back and took a knee to the chest as she was punched in the throat Thursday, but no foul was called. The WNBA is treating Caitlyn Clark the exact same way New Yorkers are treating capitalism. They are killing the goose that laid the golden egg.

The Department of Immigration will host a citizen swearing-in ceremony in DC on July 4th for hundreds of new Americans. The number is fluid. The Supreme Court just ruled that any baby born in a Taco Bell may claim to be a citizen of Mexico, but if it's born in the drive-thru, it's a fugitive.

New York streets will be blocked off when Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce get married this week at Madison Square Garden. It takes guts for the billionaire pop star and multi-millionaire football star to hold their ceremony in Manhattan. Mayor Mamdani will be on hand to seize the wedding gifts.

French politicians blamed America for the deadly heat wave that's swept the Continent the past two weeks due to 90% of the U.S. having air conditioning. On Tuesday France declared war on air conditioning. This historically means it should be 6 weeks before the French Army surrenders to Carrier.

The Supreme Court ruled that states can prohibit transgenders from participating in Scholastic women's sports. This pretty much leaves them to practicing their chokeholds and knee kicks until the next WNBA draft.

The Washington Post reports that anticipation is building in the nation's capital for Saturday's 250th Independence Day celebration. This week my news video feed is nearly all foreigners who loved being here in the United States of America. Some came here with FIFA, others leaving with ICE.

The Supreme Court infuriated the trans-gender community Tuesday, ruling 6-3 that states may pass laws which ban biological men from competing in women's sports. Currently, 27 states have enacted such laws. Trans-gender female athletes called the Supreme Court ruling a real kick in the balls.

Joe Biden gave an angry anti-Trump speech at a Maryland Democrat gala fundraising dinner Saturday. After the speech he got confused and started wandering around onstage looking for an exit. Afterward there was further confusion outside at valet parking when Joe got into the wrong hearse.

I was just okay with Pride Month ...but just you wait until Sloth Month, Gluttony Month or Lust Month, that's MY time to shine!

Saudi Arabia is out, Egypt is out, Iran is out, soon England will be the only Muslim country left in the World Cup.

The Hollywood Bowl hosts the LA Philharmonic for a patriotic show tonight. In attendance will be 18,000 residents of Hollywood who love this country. And they will never work in this town again.

The White House suggested that Trump's image be carved into Mount Rushmore in South Dakota. Netflix could get a great TV series out of the construction project. They'd call it Orange is the New Black Hills.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!

[Jimino]

  Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
Go team USA!

[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for kicking off the new week with the Patriotic Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
Go team USA!

Mornin' & you're welcome, as always, Jimino! Last time they played, Belgium won 5-2...hope there's a reversal...

[pookie18]

Thanks for kicking off the new week with the Patriotic Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

My pleasure, as ever, CL!

[verga]

Thank you Pookie

[pookie18]

Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!