Today's Toons 6/29/26

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The Barack Obama Presidential Library opening drew Democratic Party royalty to Chicago for the event. Seated in a booth onstage were former Democratic presidents Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary and Joe Biden and his wife Jill, and nobody was happier than Joe. He thought it was his library.

JD Vance is doing the talk shows plugging his book about his religious faith. JD said he hopes his Hindu wife someday converts to Christianity, and she may have just taken a step that direction. After watching how JD was treated by the women of the View, she'll never think cows are sacred again.

A Chicago college student was arrested for burning a cross in Chicago, saying it was a protest against President Trump's policies. He said he had no idea a burning cross was a symbol of racial hatred toward blacks. If convicted, he could get 5-10 years as head of the Southern Poverty Law Center.

President Trump said he'd make the U.S. the toll collector at the Strait of Hormuz if his political demands aren't met. Trump threatened to bomb and bomb every night until the government is overthrown. That was Stephen Colbert's strategy, but he just ended up beating his head against the wall.

Bruce Springsteen led the parade of musicians, celebrities and politicians to attend the opening of the Obama Presidential Center in Chicago Thursday. The hulking structure drew horrible reviews from onlookers and architects alike. It's so ugly Kenya now claims Obama was born in the United States.

UFC star Josh Hokit won't apologize for his outburst at the White House UFC Championship cage matches when he took to the microphones after his match and screamed that Michelle Obama is a man. It was insulting, crude, slanderous and disrespectful. That said, I loved her in The Green Mile.

The US Fish and Wildlife Service gave California permission to take in 17,000 new grizzly bears...it's a bold new approach to the homeless problem.

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer announced Monday he will resign office this summer in the wake of collapsing support from his own Labor Party in Parliament. England has now gone through seven prime ministers since 2016. Only Jennifer Lopez has a higher turnover rate over the last ten years.

Congratulations to my alma mater the Oklahoma Sooners for winning the NCAA Baseball Championship.. college players are so good now the only difference between them and the Major League players is that the college players don't quite make as much money and they're never asked to wear rainbow uniforms.

President Trump hired Green Water Solutions to clean the Reflecting Pool of a rapidly thickening algae bloom. There's political bright side to all this. If the algae gets thick enough, it could turn the Reflecting Pool into a swamp and when Trump drains it, it'll be another promise made, promise kept.

President Trump's vow to eliminate the Reflecting Pool's algae has resulted in angry Pro-Algae protestors. They support the algae that emanated from the spilled sewage in the Potomac River that feeds the Reflecting Pool. If Trump cured death, his protestors would call it an attack on funeral homes.

NBC jumped right onto the New York Socialist bandwagon today announcing a new crime series this fall call Sharia Law & Order.

Southside Chicago had 40 people shot and 6 killed over the Juneteenth weekend. To honor Pride Month, the Chicago White Sox are wearing rainbow Kevlar.

The Supreme Court ruled to allow the Trump Administration to deport Haitians. The Weather Channel forecast for Springfield Ohio today calls for Donald Trump weather...80 with a good chance of ICE.

Two earthquakes have killed hundreds in Venezuela. CNN says it's still too early to rule out Donald Trump.

The way WNBA players are treating Caitlin Clark is exactly the way New Yorkers are treating capitalism. They're killing the goose that laid the golden egg.

Near tragedy in the air today when a California Billionaire's private jet nearly collided with the private jet of a New York billionaire as they both entered Florida airspace.

The latest poll has Kamala Harris leading all 2028 Democratic presidential hopefuls with a 37% blood alcohol content.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Sarge]

Thanks Pookie!

[pookie18]

Thanks Pookie!

You're welcome, Sarge!

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[Smokin Joe]

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[verga]

Thank you Pookie

[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

[Jimino]

  Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!

[pookie18]

Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, as ever, Verga!

[pookie18]

Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

You're welcome, CL!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, Jimino!

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