Today's Toons 6/22/26

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

America is so divided that if the Apocalypse were to happen tomorrow, we'd spend six months arguing whether it was being applied equally.

Graham Platner was the darling of the Democratic Party Tuesday after he won the nomination for Senate in the fall election despite the tattoo of a German SS unit on his chest. Supporting him cost the party its favorite hole card. The next time the Democrats call Trump a Nazi, it's an endorsement.

President Trump said Iran was lucky the 2 U.S. helicopter pilots they shot down were rescued or Iran would be a parking lot. The Iranians are really starting to try Trump's patience. Yesterday he renamed the negotiations The Apprentice: Nuclear Edition, and he's ready to tell the regime you're fired.

Congresswoman Summer Lee called on her fellow black American to boycott voting at the polls unless Democrats get behind reparations. The blame here is tricky. Kamala Harris's great-grandfather owned more slaves in Jamaica than my great-grandfather did in Alabama, and that's saying something.

Hunter Biden said Friday that he would be agreeable to run as VP on a 2028 presidential ticket with Governor Gavin Newsom. Their interests may intersect somewhere in the middle. Gavin once spent billions building a high speed rail while Hunter used to spend $10 to get high doing a rail of speed.

The Chicago Bears announced plans last week to move the iconic NFL franchise from Soldier Field south of downtown Chicago to a new domed stadium 25 miles away in Hammond, Indiana. The move continues a trend. The Mafia just closed their Chicago offices due to the high crime in the city.

President Trump said he may read the Iran peace deal out loud word for word on TV so it can't be mischaracterized by the media. The reaction in Washington to any deal breaks down along party lines. For Republicans, the Devil is in the details, while for Democrats, the Devil is in the White House.

Jane Fonda addressed an anti-Trump concert in New York Sunday sponsored by her self-funded First Amendment Committee. In 2001 Jane got $100 million cash in her divorce from Ted Turner. The New York Knicks last won the NBA title the same year Jane Fonda led North Vietnam to victory in 1973.

Reports from the G7 say France is very concerned about Germany's recent military buildup. The first winner of the Tour de France was the 7th Panzer Division in 1940.

Iran's Security Council on Sunday confirmed that it had agreed to a U.S. peace deal that opens the Strait of Hormuz. There'll be a 60-day negotiating period to effect the elimination of Iran's nuclear material and nuclear program. And Iran's $250 bill must display a portrait of Donald of Arabia.

J.D. Vance did really well on the The View yesterday. He brought with him facts, a respectful attitude, and because he's seen The Wizard of Oz, a bucket of water.

The America 250 Committee plans to plant a time capsule beneath Philadelphia's Independence Hall on July 4th to be opened in 250 years. The capsule contains historic U.S. documents as well as a copy of the Constitution translated into Spanish. We want Americans to be able to read the thing by then.

Kamala Harris made a surprise appearance at a West Hollywood bar Monday. Enthusiasm is cooling over Kamala running again run in 2028. It's just now starting to dawn on Democrats that every time they run a woman for president, Donald Trump ends up being the Leader of the Free World.

President Trump was applauded by the G-7 leaders meeting this week for ending the Iran War. Trump's deal ended 11 weeks of bombing, talking bombing, talking, bombing and more talking. You'd think Colbert and Kimmel's joke writers would recognize the pattern and regard him as one of their own.

Vice President JD Vance walked into the lion's den Tuesday, making an appearance on ABC's Women of the View to plug his memoir. He caught fire from 5 directions. The interview was JD's way of getting in shape for all the assassination attempts he will face if he succeeds Trump as president.

The World Cup in Los Angeles Monday hosted a match between Iran and New Zealand that featured angry partisan booing of Iran's national team. The U.S. plays Australia Friday in Seattle. It's no surprise to anyone who's watched the protests in Seattle this year that the U.S. is the visiting team.

I thought it was so racist that Barack Obama had to speak behind bulletproof glass at his Library dedication ceremony today. Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody.

Obama today faulted the nation's founders for permitting slavery. Obama's, Michelle's, Biden's, Clinton's, and Kamala's ancestors owned slaves. Was this a library opening or a meeting of the Sons and Daughters of the American Confederacy.

Socialists, try to look on the bright side for once...The fact that Elon Musk is a trillionaire means that there's one less billionaire in this country.

President Trump said the US may collect tolls at the Strait of Hormuz to pay the us for being guarantor of peace in the Middle East. Why stop there? I can think of nothing funnier than the president renaming the Strait of Hormuz & calling it Trump's Straight in the middle of Pride Month.

The Vatican invited Chelsea Clinton, Dr. Fauci, Deepak Chopra and the CEO of Pfizer to speak at a May conference focusing on health and the soul. Was Satan unavailable??

Socialists sweep to victory in the Washington DC mayor's race. There's even more good news for socialists this week. Elon Musk is no longer a billionaire.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Sarge]

Thanks Pookie!

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[Jimino]

  Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[pookie18]

Thanks Pookie!

You're welcome, Sarge!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, as ever, Jimino!