Herr Platner Is Taking Democrat Credibility Down With Him-Schlichter

[Cyber Liberty]

Herr Platner Is Taking Democrat Credibility Down With Him

Kurt Schlichter | Jun 04, 2026

There’s a small chance that Herr Pottyprimatepunisher Graham Platner will withdraw from the Maine Senate primary before you read this, but the historical figures he loves so much that he etched one of their designs into his chest fought all the way back to Berlin, so he may just keep on keeping on. It’s been a tough couple of weeks for his campaign in particular and the Democrats in general, from the Totenkopf tat to the outhouse onanism to the least surprising revelation in the history of revelations that he likes to exchange nudes with random women he’s not married to. He may be spiraling in like a shot-down Messerschmitt, but his supporters are hanging in there because the real Nazi isn’t the guy who has the SS death’s head on his pecs. No, it’s Susan Collins because gulp! Yummy Kool-Aid! And do you know who is responsible for all this stuff about his carnal correspondence? Brace yourself. It’s the Jews!

Sometimes you must pick a hill to die on. You should try to pick a hill to die on that doesn’t make you look like an idiot. I love how our principled liberal friends are choosing to die on Platner’s Peak, but of course, he hasn’t peaked yet. Not even close. If rumors are right, there’s much worse to come. The air is electric with tension. What’s the next shoe to drop? Does he have a Swalwell problem? Is someone going to dig up a Reddit post with his thoughts about black people? Try telling me it’s outside the realm of possibility that he put stuff out there that makes David Duke look like MLK. Something even worse for the libs? Is there a tweet out there where he denies that a man can get pregnant? Perhaps he owns some Tesla stock. Maybe he’s a Coldplay fan.

Sit back and savor it. This is great. It’s not just that he’s going to lose to the rigorously normal Senator Collins. It’s not just that he’s going to be personally humiliated, though a guy who touches himself in a public toilet and tells the world about it probably doesn’t have a shame gene anyway. No, what’s truly great is how the Democrats have gone all-in on this mutation only to find out that every single day there’s something new and grosser they have to try to explain away:

Nervous Dems: “Look, how can you get worse than a Nazi tattoo, right?”

Platner: “Hold my beer while I go hold myself in this Porta-Potty.”

Excerpted:  https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/06/04/herr-platner-is-taking-democrat-credibility-down-with-him-n2677143

[Luis Gonzalez]

The Left is running Communists, Nazis and Islamists for Congress.

That exposes the truth about politics.

The extreme left is made up of all those anti-American factions... as it has always been.

[Cyber Liberty]

The Left is running Communists, Nazis and Islamists for Congress.

That exposes the truth about politics.

The extreme left is made up of all those anti-American factions... as it has always been.

It's becoming more obvious, and Dems sticking to Communist candidates is an amazing thing to behold!  There is clearly something wrong with this Platner fellow, yet big name Democrats are attaching themselves to him.  It's like their larger problem of taking the 20 side of every 80/20 issue out there.

This should doom them to electoral results in the 20's, yet their vote count always greatly exceed that.  Why?  There is clearly some cognitive dissonance among their voters....