Today's Toons 5/18/26

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The U.S. Navy destroyed seven Iranian speed boats whose crews were trying to hijack tankers in the Strait of Hormuz. And last week Somali pirates seized a state-of-the-art British cargo ship off the coast of Africa in the Gulf of Aden. In an unrelated story Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has a new yacht.

Washington, D.C., federal judge Zia Faruqui apologized 3 times in court to the man who tried to sprint into the Correspondents Dinner with a rifle to carry out his vow to assassinate Trump. I get a feeling that the judge is a Democrat. He gave the defendant a stern lecture for running in a hotel lobby.

The New York Post reports Broadway theaters are making big plans for Pride Month celebrations in June. Young stage producer Elliot Page just announced for his upcoming stage production of Hamlet, he'll have an entirely trans-gender cast. I've never seen a stronger case of To Be, or Not To Be.

The Dutch flagged luxury liner Hondius MV was released from quarantine in Chile Friday and the hantavirus-infected ship sailed for the Canary Islands. I don't know if they'll make it. Fifty million Americans called the White House to report it's a drug boat and loaded with Californians.

President Trump ordered the Pentagon to begin releasing the government's UFO files going back almost eighty years Friday. There is evidence of higher intelligence. The UFO files reveal that the aliens have landed and they've already defrauded California out of $207 million in Medicaid payments.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio displayed his arty-guy side when he was shown on video playing disc jockey. It was at a friend's wedding party at a Miami restaurant disco. Everything was going great until he played Ice Ice Baby and the kitchen staff emptied out the back door and fled for their cars.

A New York judge ordered the release of a purported Jeffrey Epstein suicide note he supposedly left in his cell. However in cases of murder, police say the killers always make one mistake when they try to cover their tracks. In this case, the suicide note was written on Hillary Clinton's office stationery.

It looks like the only cure for hantavirus is mail-in voting.

GOP Senator Mitch McConnell blanked out in the Senate for the third time today and had no idea where he was or what he was supposed to be saying. Republicans have got to be careful with Mitch or the Democrats are going to nominate him for president.

World Cup officials dropped the news Friday that Katy Perry has been selected as entertainment for the World Cup Opening Ceremony at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles. Katy's a loyal Democrat. She has the distinction of being the only female entertainer on both Hillary's i-Pod and Bill's To-Do List.

AOC commented on the situation in Gaza. She called for hummus to be eliminated and replaced by ketchup.

I don't get it. Trump has 5 kids, 3 baby mamas, has a mug shot and lives in government housing, and liberals still hate him.

The Senate today agreed to withhold their paychecks during any government shutdowns. They'll just have to live on their insider stock trades like the rest of us.

Ever the daredevil, next Trump plans to enter the Forbidden City -- Minneapolis.

President Trump was greeted in Beijing by 300 Chinese children jumping up and down waving US and Chinese flags. Although the kids were exhausted after the ceremony, it was back to the factory.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[verga]

Thank you Pookie

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!

[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

[MeganC]

"The Waltons" TV show featured Ralph Waite, a self-avowed Communist and the shows episodes promoted socialism and communism. It was not a wholesome program. It was insipid Marxist propaganda.

[Cyber Liberty]

"The Waltons" TV show featured Ralph Waite, a self-avowed Communist and the shows episodes promoted socialism and communism. It was not a wholesome program. It was insipid Marxist propaganda.

I never saw the program.  I thought it was too sappy....

[pookie18]

Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

You're welcome, as always, CL!

[pookie18]

"The Waltons" TV show featured Ralph Waite, a self-avowed Communist and the shows episodes promoted socialism and communism. It was not a wholesome program. It was insipid Marxist propaganda.

Didn't know that, Megan! I think I watched it a few times.

[240B]

I never saw the program.  I thought it was too sappy....

The young whippersnappers are driving those new fangled cars 20, 30, miles an hour down the road! - Grandpa Walton

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!