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Criminal Illegal Beats Deportation by Claiming His Children Don’t Like “Foreign Chicken Nuggets”

 
In something you might see from the Babylon Bee, an Albanian migrant has secured the right to remain in the United Kingdom by claiming that his children hate “foreign” chicken nuggets, according to the Daily Mail.

Klevis Disha, 39, snuck into the U.K. illegally back in 2001 as a supposed unaccompanied minor. Disha used a fake name and a bogus backstory about being born in the old Yugoslavia. His asylum bid flopped but somehow dragged on, until he snagged indefinite leave to remain in the UK in 2005, the Daily Mail reported.

Fast-forward, Disha hooked up with a girlfriend and popped out a daughter and a son, and then he got nailed in 2017 with £250,000 in dirty money he couldn’t explain. The migrant was given a two-year prison sentence and a deportation order – after which Britain’s Home Office tried to boot Disha, stripping his citizenship.

Not So Fast

Disha lawyered up and cried human rights by claiming it would be unduly harsh on his 11-year-old British son, nicknamed C in court documents, if Dad got shipped to Albania. The boy supposedly won’t touch the chicken nuggets over there because of textures and a super-picky diet. Ultimately, the judge bought the picky-eater sob story.

https://borderhawk.news/criminal-illegal-beats-deportation-by-claiming-his-children-dont-like-foreign-chicken-nuggets/
« Last Edit: April 13, 2026, 12:19:52 pm by rangerrebew »
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We need a thread named "WTF" for stories just like this. @mystery-ak
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WTH?  Nothing like letting ILLEGALS beatin the system because of their children's preferences.  So when do the adults in the room begin to act like adults???
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We need a thread named "WTF" for stories just like this. @mystery-ak

I second that emotion!! 
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So send him a 6 month supply when you ship him out. We'll pass the hat.
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