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Uh-Oh! Eric Swalwell just got Fang Fanged out of the California governor's race. Many consider this Karma due to him Sing Singing top secrets from the House Intel Committee into the ear of ChiCom spy Fang Fang. Poor Swalwell. No more Fang Fang Bang Bangs for the rest of his life. Hear that Ding Ding at Sing Sing, Eric? That's the prison bell signaling dinner time. Mrs. Eric Swalwell better file for divorce pronto to get half what little is left of soon to be ex-hubby's community property (especially the Maryland home) before it all goes BOOM BOOM into smoke due to paying heavy legal defense fees.


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Ah Swalwell you bad man! You should have no bang bang Fang Fang tang tang with your wang wang!
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It may also mean he could get jail time if any of the alleged rapes occurred.
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When the Democrats decide to drum Swalwell out of the Governors race, something unspoken is going on. They must be worried there may be no Democrats at all in the General Election in November.



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When the Democrats decide to drum Swalwell out of the Governors race, something unspoken is going on. They must be worried there may be no Democrats at all in the General Election in November.
The also know it puts more pressure on Tony Gonzalez to be removed.

So they lose nothing but gain by ridding themselves the big liability of the guy bedding known Chinese spies and raping aides.
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When the Democrats decide to drum Swalwell out of the Governors race, something unspoken is going on. They must be worried there may be no Democrats at all in the General Election in November.
Yep. They are trying to consolidate the votes behind someone.
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Yep. They are trying to consolidate the votes behind someone.

They what to reduce the number of monkeys in the jungle (primary)
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They what to reduce the number of monkeys in the jungle (primary)

That's the one thing that is clear above all.  So do they want the wealthy environmentalist wacko, or the angry woman with the mashed potatoes?  Can either of them beat Hilton?  I give the edge to Steyer....
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It may also mean he could get jail time if any of the alleged rapes occurred.

And tack 'em on to a probable couple espionage charges too.

Schtoop might not like the sex he gets in Cell Block "A"
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That's the one thing that is clear above all.  So do they want the wealthy environmentalist wacko, or the angry woman with the mashed potatoes?  Can either of them beat Hilton?  I give the edge to Steyer....

Dem leaders are already turning their attention to their next option: Rep. Katie Porter, the large angry woman best known for dumping a pot of boiling mashed potatoes on her ex-husband’s head before beating his ass in front of the kids.

The perfect candidate to lead Cali.
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Dem leaders are already turning their attention to their next option: Rep. Katie Porter, the large angry woman best known for dumping a pot of boiling mashed potatoes on her ex-husband’s head before beating his ass in front of the kids.

The perfect candidate to lead Cali.

I hope that's true...the enviro-wacko has the better chance.
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