Justice Jackson’s ‘Turning Japanese’ Argument Is So Dumb It Stuns

[rangerrebew]

Justice Jackson’s ‘Turning Japanese’ Argument Is So Dumb It Stuns
By: M.D. Kittle
April 02, 2026
 
 

On Tuesday, Ketanji Brown Jackson once again showed us that you don’t have to understand the law to be a Supreme Court justice.
 
Hey, stupid kids. Be of good cheer! You’re not going to win a Nobel Prize in physics or solve any puzzles on The Wheel of Fortune, but you can still grow up to be a United States Supreme Court Justice. Just like Ketanji Brown Jackson did.

During Tuesday’s oral arguments on a widely-watched birthright citizenship case, Jackson once again showed that a basic understanding of the law is no longer a prerequisite to serve on the nation’s highest court. No three words uttered together stir more terror in the hearts of men as KJB declaring, “I was thinking …”


On Tuesday, Brown was thinking about her pickpocket “allegiance” to Japan.

‘Stupid Enough’
The case before SCOTUS was Trump v. Barbara, testing the president’s executive order meant to end birthright citizenship — the insane reading of the constitution’s Fourteenth Amendment that virtually anyone born in the United States is magically a U.S. citizen. President Donald Trump, who showed up to watch the court weigh in on his stalled executive order, later posted on his Truth Social platform that the United States is “the only Country in the World STUPID enough to allow ‘Birthright’ Citizenship!”

Not quite. According to Pew Research, 32 other countries provide automatic birthright citizenship similar to the U.S. I’m not sure how many people are crossing the border into Venezuela or Chad — or Canada for the love of God — for unrestricted birthright citizenship.

https://thefederalist.com/2026/04/02/justice-jacksons-turning-japanese-argument-is-so-dumb-it-stuns/

[Kamaji]

So what was the “turning Japanese” argument?

[rangerrebew]

You can find it here.

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2026/04/01/justice-jackson-gets-clobbered-during-oral-arguments-on-birthright-citizenship-n4951339#google_vignette

[the OlLine Rebel]

So what was the “turning Japanese” argument?

Basically magically that you are in essence a citizen of any country you travel to while you’re there.

Between this any trannie help, she’s really shown her derp this week.

[DefiantMassRINO]

Maybe she's just a fan of The Vapors ...

Turning Japanese [Official video] - The Vapors (HD/HQ)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGy9uomagO4

[Kamaji]

You can find it here.

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2026/04/01/justice-jackson-gets-clobbered-during-oral-arguments-on-birthright-citizenship-n4951339#google_vignette

The point of coming here, though, is that interested parties have already posted the punchlines.  Otherwise, I might as well cut out the middle man.

[mountaineer]

Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew
In looking at the transcript of the Birthright Citizenship case oral argument, I noted something that I think is indicative of why Justice Jackson seems to be "wearing out her welcome" with other Justices.

The CJ has brought a bit of structure to oral arguments -- at least to the beginning.  The Attorney takes 60-120 seconds to give a "30,000 foot" overview of his client's position. The CJ then starts the questioning with Justice Thomas, and then goes in order of tenure on the Court.

Twice in the Birthright Citizenship case Justice Jackson jumped in ahead of her turn, and stepped on the answers to questions that were posed by Justices on the Court longer than she has been. She first did it at page 23 of the transcript, while Gorsuch was in the middle of asking a question.  He ignored her and kept asking his question.

She then did it to Justice Barrett -- trying to jump in after Justice Gorsuch finished, when Justice Barrett was next.  Justice Kavanaugh opted to not ask any questions in the first round. 

In fact, she did it twice to Barrett -- coming back and trying to interject a question again when Barrett was still asking questions during the first round.  When she did it a 3rd time, Barrett just let her go. 

Her inability to control herself, and her seeming indifference to the protocol the others all respect are the kinds of little things that end up with you occupying the William O. Douglas seat on the Court.
1:33 PM · Apr 5, 2026
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Portland Moderate.
@pdxmoderate
Jumanji brown Jackson is a cosplay communist with the emotional intelligence of a 6th grader. Auto pen approved should automatically  disqualify her from this lifetime appointment she is clearly not qualified to perform…
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5:44 PM · Apr 5, 2026

[Free Vulcan]

The thing about KJB is that she seems to think her SCOTUS status gives her some universal, papal if not Personal Jesus authority over the entire globe and every country in it.

With what authority does she deem that simply being in another country is allegiance to that country? No country, their laws, or their judiciary is going to see it that way. And being in charge of their own nation, I tend to side with them.

But no matter, reigning Goddess of the Universe KJB overrules all of them. For a woke oppressed Leftist she sure is imperialistic.