Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes CarBabylon Bee-SATIRE
JUPITER, FL — The black half of professional golfer Tiger Woods was tased by police at the scene where the Asian half of Tiger Woods had wrecked his car.
Woods' Asian half had just managed to roll his vehicle on its side while driving in a neighborhood, only to exit the car and have his black half get nailed by a taser.
"Tough break there," said CBS commentator Jim Nantz, watching the video. "Tiger needs to let the black half do the driving and the Asian half talk to the police. He could really use a race caddy to help in these situations. You've got to select the right ethnicity for the right situation, and Tiger obviously needs guidance. He needs a professional on the race bag, so to speak."
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