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William Shatner Turns 95!
« on: March 22, 2026, 08:20:00 am »
I hated losing Chuck Norris this past week but in better news, William Shatner just turned 95 today!  Kirk is alive and well!

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At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝

I’ve learned two things:

Never waste a good cigar.

Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻

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Re: William Shatner Turns 95!
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2026, 09:15:25 am »
Happy Birthday, Captain!

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Re: William Shatner Turns 95!
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2026, 04:03:25 pm »
And still Will Shat every darn day.


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Re: William Shatner Turns 95!
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2026, 04:08:37 pm »
And doesn't look any different than he did like 30 years ago, his mind is sharp and he has a great sense of humor. Someone save this man's DNA.

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Re: William Shatner Turns 95!
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2026, 03:46:48 pm »
Happy Birthday, Captain Kirk!  444444 99balloon *girl beer*
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Re: William Shatner Turns 95!
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2026, 03:51:04 pm »
Happy Birthday to William Shatner!
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