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Fredo Khameni is shattered today because he got passed over for Ayatollah for his younger brother.

President Trump noted great progress in the destruction of Iran's missile and drone launchers Monday. He's said he wants to have a say in selecting Iran's next post-war leader. In regard to that on Saturday, the slain Ayatollah's son was elected the new Ayatollah by the Board of Directors at Target.

President Trump issued a series of video posts on Truth Social last week to keep Americans up to date on the Iran war's progress. World leaders have been using the electronic media to convey their policies to voters since the invention of the radio. I really enjoyed the Ayatollah's last Fireside Chat.

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth addressed reporters in Florida Thursday about the progress of the attacks on Iran's missile batteries. Democratic war opponents charge that the U.S. spent $5 billion on the war in the first few days. To give you some perspective that's like nine Minnesota day care centers.

Iranians were seen on rooftops in Teheran cheering every time a U.S. bomb landed Tuesday, I can't believe that Iranians all over the world are dancing in the streets and cheering Trump. It's like they don't even care, or worse, they haven't even considered how it makes liberal white women feel.

New York City had protests and counter-protests both opposing and supporting the military action against Iran. Uptown, in the halls of the Ivy League, a Political Science exam question is confusing Columbia students. If an Iranian missile hits a Palestinian hospital, whose flag do you wave?

Iran was reported naming the slain Ayatollah's son as the new Supreme Leader. An Israeli missile destroyed a meeting on Tuesday of Iran's leadership council that was to vote on the next Supreme Leader. It's the 2nd time in 4 days that Iran's leaders needed to either use Zoom or go boom.

The State Department began evacuating U.S. citizens and U.S. personnel from the Middle East this week. The first plane out of Dubai slipped through the missile exchanges and landed safely in Newark Airport on Tuesday, and one passenger said it was really scary. He's never seen Newark before.

Hillary Clinton's oft-contentious testimony to the Oversight Committee was released on video Monday. At one point, she shouted loudly at the committee and banged her fist on the desk. The last time Hillary banged her fist on a desk that hard, Monica came running out from under the desk terrified.

The Daily Mail reported that Israeli air strikes destroyed Iran's cyber-warfare headquarters last week. It allowed Israel to hack into Iranian TV and air a message from Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu. The hacking interrupted the Iranian Revolutionary Guard's favorite sitcom The Love Goat.

Kristi Noem was in Doral as Special Envoy to the Golden Shield of Americas, tasked to fight the drug smugglers. The drug war hit L.A. in the pocketbooks. In past months, Trump has destroyed 50 tons of cocaine in speedboats heading for the U.S., driving up the cost of attending the Academy Awards.

Forbes reports that Estate and Trust planning is a booming legal field due to the huge number of Baby Boomers now engaged in wealth transfer. Common sense is sorely needed. The son of Ali Khamenei was just elected Iran's Supreme Leader and his funeral services are scheduled for Friday.

President Trump assured Americans that gas prices will fall shortly as he secures the Straits of Hormuz for oil tankers. Gas prices have risen 50 cents in one week, but here in California it's a real struggle for people to adjust. Today on the San Diego Freeway, I saw a van with 50 legal Americans in it.

The White House assured Americans the steep spike in gasoline prices was temporary and will return to normal as the Iran war winds down. Today at the Chevron Station in West Hollywood, I saw some poor guy putting $10 worth of gas in his car. I thought, where does he think he's going, Pump #3?

Monica Lewinsky today said her sex scandal with President Clinton led her to considering changing her first and last name to a nameless infamous and controversial, like O.J. Epstein.

Iran threatens LA with drone strikes. Out of habit, Mayor Bass goes dancing in Africa.

FBI warns of a plot by Iran to attack California with drones. Governor Newsom declared that if the drones make it to California, he will give them drivers' licenses.

The Iranian regime put up a cardboard dummy of the new Ayatollah to preside over a rally and appear to be the nation's leader. Don't laugh we did the same thing for 4 years.

It's very expensive to be named the Ayatollah of Iran. It costs you an arm and a leg.

-- Argus Hamilton