You just might be a Democrat — Vol. 5
Eric Utter
3–4 minutes
Democrats are at it again, providing conservatives with more material with which to identify them with certainty.
So here goes with volume five:
*If you believe that most workers should be paid more … and also believe that many things should be free, you just might be a Democrat.
*If you think that women are oppressed in America … and are also strongly against the deportation of convicted illegal alien rapists and Muslim men, as well as President Trump's mission to liberate Iran, you just might be a Democrat. (Or a RINO.)
*If you would — literally — stand up for criminals but not for American citizens, you just might be a Democrat.
*If you actually did kneel in the name of George Floyd and BLM but refused to stand for the parents of a young female Ukrainian refugee who was senselessly murdered on a train by a black repeat offender, you just might be a Democrat.
*If you are greatly troubled by the plight of the spotted owl but are a fanatical proponent of unfettered abortion, you just might be a Democrat.
*If you performatively “celebrate diversity” but cannot tolerate conservative political opinions, you just might be a Democrat.
*If you talk of “how bad” something is “in this country,” but have no idea of the historical horrors in most others, you just might be a Democrat.
*If you purport to be a feminist, own a dog, and enjoy a glass of wine now and then … and are an avid supporter of Islam -- and Muslim men immigrating to the U.S. -- you just might be a Democrat.
*If you think that abortion is “women’s health care” and that lopping off the body parts of young children is “gender affirming care,” you just might be a Democrat.
*If you are adamantly for Ukraine in the fourth year of war, but are disgusted with the United States entering the third week of its war with Iran, you just might be a Democrat.
*If you think words can be “violence,” but rioters looting and burning down stores are “mostly peaceful,” you just might be a Democrat.
*If you believe white people are inherently racist because of the color of their skin, and also believe that it is impossible for people of color to be racist, you just might be a Democrat.
*If you think “Christian nationalism” is an existential danger to society, and that Islamophobia is too, you very well may be a Democrat.
*If you think that MAGA and ICE are Nazis, and also that Antifa and BLM are fighting for “our democracy,” you just might be a Democrat.
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