A Few Simple Snarky Rules to Make Life Better
Derek Hunter
There are many simple “fixes” to things in life that will improve basics or just relieve stress. Some are obvious: avoid girls with septum piercings and unnaturally colored hair, as they have daddy issues and will always lead to something involving bail money. Others are less obvious: if you love the food at a small, local Chinese restaurant, avoid looking into the kitchen. Still, there are some things you’ve likely never thought about before, so I wanted to talk about a couple of them here.
First, avoid anyone with no inner monologue.
I don't mean that you should ditch friends who have no filter or speak bluntly. I mean, don’t let your kids near a teacher who thinks the world, through their TikTok account, needs to hear their every thought on whatever has the unshowered, virgin, mutant progressive mob upset that day. These people are posting racist, anti-American, anti-Semitic, anti-cop rants that, at a disturbingly high rate, call for the murder of everyone from the average beat cop to the President of the United States. You will make their list, should they ever obtain power.
The odds, however, of them gaining power are long. Part of being mentally defective is that you can’t control yourself, and these people can’t blend in with normal human beings. Here are some signs to look for to help you avoid these people:
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