Patriots Coach Mike Vrabel Says He Would ‘Probably Cut’ His Penis in 'Half’ to Win Another Super Bow

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

https://people.com/patriots-coach-mike-vrabel-would-probably-cut-his-penis-in-half-for-another-super-bowl-11899359

Good lord! 

I wouldn't but that's just me.

[Sighlass]

Yeah, reminds of that African King that said he would drink his own urine for his country. Think they executed him. 

Some things are best unsaid, if nothing more than to spare the rest of us from the mental image.

[mountaineer]

Yay, football! 🏈

[Lando Lincoln]

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

Why would you say that?

[Ghost Bear]

https://people.com/patriots-coach-mike-vrabel-would-probably-cut-his-penis-in-half-for-another-super-bowl-11899359

Good lord! 

I wouldn't but that's just me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ru8DMW-grY

[verga]

https://people.com/patriots-coach-mike-vrabel-would-probably-cut-his-penis-in-half-for-another-super-bowl-11899359

Good lord! 

I wouldn't but that's just me.

Now I will have this visual running through my head all during the game.

[Free Vulcan]

Well we know now with no doubt he's dedicated and willing to put (fore)skin into the game.

[DB]

Give him a knife or scissors if that's his preference...

[DCPatriot]

He's also vaguely suggesting that he's got "50% to lose"