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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

President Trump told Davos if it weren't for the U.S. in World War II everyone in Europe would be speaking German. The German Army lost to the U.S., UK and Russia but are still ranked #1 based on strength of schedule. Last week Germany sent 13 soldiers to Greenland and we called off the invasion.

President Trump in Davos cited the Somali fraud cases in Minnesota to warn against accepting migration from what he called failed states. Trump slammed the native Somali culture in East Africa as a culture of piracy. If that's true, then Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's brother definitely got that booty.

The FBI in Minneapolis found 400 fake Somali autism centers in one building. And you thought Starbucks were everywhere.

Somali-American Congresswoman Ilhan Omar is under House probe for her sudden wealth this past year on a $175,000 House salary. In a related story, National Geographic just announced that the nation of Somalia doesn't exist, it never has. It's just a drop box at the post office in Minneapolis.

Minneapolis is the only city where you go to a hockey game to get away from the brawling.

The Weather Channel reported that the massive Arctic storm that pummeled the United States left huge sections of America frozen in thick snow and ice Monday. The blizzard knocked the nation flat onto its heels. I will say that Greenland deploying their weather on us was an unexpected first strike.

Governor Tim Walz caused a furor Monday comparing the ICE agents in Minneapolis to Nazi troopers who captured Anne Frank. I dreamed that night that Walz played Anne Frank in the play. Walz was so bad in the role that when the Germans arrived, the audience all shouted, she's in the Attic!

New York City Mayor Mamdani gave his socialist agenda a test-launch Monday by taking over the snow banks.

Edward Norton went on TV today and called for a national general strike to protest ICE. This can only mean it's awards season. Hollywood should stick to doing what it does best, cocaine and each other.

Steven Colbert, who once saved my life, says he may run for president. Years ago, I was lying in a hospital bed in a deep coma. A friend came by my room to see me and he turned on Colbert's show and I got up and changed the channel.

Daily Variety listed numerous celebrities who plan to move to other countries to protest Trump deportations. Angelina Jolie, director James Cameron, lesbian director Kristen Stewart as well as the country music star Elsie have announced they are leaving the United States. Self-deportation is working.

Democratic Ohio Attorney General candidate Tom Forhan posted a campaign video Tuesday in which he vowed to kill President Trump if elected. He vowed to try Trump for murder and have him executed. I remember the good old days when all the Democrats did was to threaten to impeach him.

Don Lemon arrested for terrorizing a church service in Minneapolis during an ICE protest. If convicted he could get 4 to 8 years as Governor of Minnesota.

I don't understand the big deal about the DOJ releasing 3 million Epstein files. They've probably been on Porn Hub for years.

Microsoft founder Bill Gates revealed in DOJ files telling Jeffrey Epstein he caught an STD from a Moscow prostitute. That's baffling. You'd think the inventor of Windows would catch a virus from a Russian hacker not a Russian hooker.

I have no idea how the Los Angeles Times missed composing yesterday's headline to read Orange Arrests Lemon and characterizing it as a citrus rights violation.

Netflix producers saw Don Lemon's mugshot and immediately green-lighted a new series called Lemon is the New Orange.

-- Argus Hamilton